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Make boys talk more.

Make boys talk more.

1 The boy said, "It's so annoying."

Error: "Why bother? Can I share your troubles? "

Correct: "Talking to me will make you happier."

Boy: "What is our relationship now?"

Error: "Friends/colleagues/guesses"

Correct: "When you are good, you will think that we are in love."

The boy said, "Can I chase you?"

Error: I panicked and didn't know how to reply.

Correct: "Look at your performance and give you an interview."

The boy said, "Are you free to have dinner tonight?"

Error: "Yes, I am free."

Correct: "I'm a little tired today and didn't have a good rest (push)." If you really want to ask me out, you might not be so tired if you come to pick me up. "

The boy said, "I went out to play with my friends."

Error: "OK, go ahead."

Correct: "Where are you going? I will bring it next time. "

The boy said, "Go to bed."

Error: "Go to bed/good night"

Correct: "If you think of me before going to bed, you will dream of me and wait for you in your dream."

The boy said, "I miss you."

Error: "Me too"

Correct: "How do you know I miss you?"

"How much have you thought? Tell me."

The boy said, "What are you doing?"

Error: "In XXX (direct answer)"

Correct: "I'm waiting for someone I like to send me a message."

The boy said, "Are you asleep?"

Error: "No Sleep/Ready for Sleep"

Correct: "I can't seem to sleep, maybe because I didn't receive your good night."

10 The boy said, "Are you busy recently?"

Error: "Busy/Busy xxx"

Correct: "Busy, busy thinking about you"

The boy said, "It's so cold today."

Error: "I am cold, too"

Correct: "Maybe it's because I'm not around."

12 The boy said, "How many times have you been in love?"

Error: "x times/not telling you"

Correct: "No, but I don't remember talking to you once."

"It doesn't matter how many times you fall in love, what matters is who you talk to in the end."

13 boys say "morning"

Error: "Good morning"

Correct: "You will miss me today, and the sweet days with you have begun again."

14 The boy said, "I am very busy."

Error: "Okay, get busy."

Correct: "Then let me know when you are finished."

15 The boy said, "I'm so tired today."

Error: "I'm tired, too. Migrant workers are really bitter."

Correct: "I'll lend you a shoulder, just this once, and I'll charge you next time."

16 The boy said, "Ha ha ha ha"

Error: "I knew it, hahaha"

Correct: "Don't criticize your teeth for laughing. I really thought I couldn't see it, so I didn't know you were there. "

Laugh at me. "

17 The boy said, "I seem to have drunk too much."

Error: "Then go to bed early, good night."

Correct: "Then answer me a question seriously. What is your bank card password? "

18 The boy said, "Will you watch the World Cup tonight?"

Error: "If you don't look, you are not interested in the ball."

Correct: "That depends on whether you can be my exclusive commentator."

19 The boy said, "Did you miss me?"

Error: "No, why do I miss you?"

Correct: "Do you think you have any reward?"

The boy said, "You are really good at flirting."

Error: "No, normal chat."

Correct: "Did I seduce you?"