If you have any hilarious jokes, don’t be stingy, tell me a few and listen!

Cantonese jokes 1. A couple came to the marriage registration office to register.

The manager asked the woman: "What is your name?"

The woman said: "I am Li Jiefen."

The manager said: "I I knew you were getting married, but I just asked what your name was."

The woman said: "I am Li Jiefen!"

The administrator said: "It's really crazy. Alas! I’m too lazy to argue with you. What’s your name?”

The man said, “I’m Wu Jinguang.”

The administrator said, “Yes. Don’t you dare tell me? There’s no one else here, and I don’t dare to tell you my name. What’s your name?”

The man said, “I’m talking about Wu Jinguang.”

2. A couple named Li gave birth to a son named Aben. One day, Li Ben suddenly left home and refused to return, so the couple went to the police station to report the crime.

The police officer asked the husband: "What is your name?"

The husband replied: "Li Guangxian"

The police officer asked the woman again: "What is your name?" ?"

The woman replied: "Wugang lives."

The police officer said angrily: "What are you doing here?"

The couple shouted in unison. Answer: "Steady and stupid.

3. The highest state of playing on the phone

The student asked the professor a question about the philosophy of life: "Professor, I want to ask, angry, angry, and shocked. We both can't laugh or cry, what's the difference? "

The professor said: "I will do an experiment for you to see, and it will be easy for you to get married. "

So he opened the phone book, randomly found a phone number named PK, and called him. The call was connected, and the professor pressed the speaker button to let the students hear clearly...

Professor: "Can I ask Tony Leung's degree? ”

PK boy: “You typed the wrong number!” ”

Professor: “It’s not easy to act wild!” Is Tony Leung Chiu Wai related? ”

PK boy: “I guess you made the wrong call!” "With that said, he hung up the phone.

After that, the professor immediately called again...

Professor: "May I ask where Tony Leung is from? "

PK boy: "Here you go! You typed the wrong number. ”

Professor: “Excuse me, is Tony Leung’s degree?” "

PK boy: "Your mother is crazy about marrying. "Hung up the phone again.

The professor told the student: "He is just angry! Follow me so you can see what's going on! "

The professor made another phone call...

Professor: "May I ask if Tony Leung is the degree holder? ”

PK boy: “Are you in need of a five-element beating?” Want to recruit Tony Leung to join China Star! You old mother, if you have the guts, just hit her and let me see..." After saying that, he hung up the phone harder.

The professor told the students: "It's just anger. Follow me so you can see what's happening! "

Then the professor made another call. This time it took a while for someone to answer the phone. As soon as the call was connected...

PK boy: "I'm sorry!" bYour mother..." Just as he was cursing...

Professor: "Excuse me, are you a PK kid? ”

PK boy: “Oh! I'm really sorry, because someone played a prank first, and I'm not here to make trouble for you..."

Professor: "It's not important, what's the point of Tony Leung Chiu-wai? "

PK boy: "Wow! You servant..." This time, the professor hung up the phone before PK boy finished making trouble.

The professor told the student: "It's because I'm so excited. Do you understand?"

The student replied: "I completely understand!"

The student nodded: "But... you can't laugh or cry?"

The professor smiled and called the same number again, and the other party quickly picked up the phone...

PK boy : "Hey!!! You silly boy, do you want to play wild?"

Professor: "I am Tony Leung, may I ask if you have a call first..." The most stupid brain teaser 1. Question: Which flower is the least powerful, jasmine, sunflower or rose? ?Answer: Jasmine. ?Reason: What a beautiful (weak) jasmine flower. ?2. Question: What is Pencil’s last name? ?Answer: Xiao. ?Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) pencil. ?３. Question: What thread do orangutans hate the most? ?Answer: Parallel lines. ?Cause: The parallel lines do not intersect (banana). ?４. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin, or lion skin? ?Answer: Eraser. ?Reason: Eraser (eraser error). ?５.Question: What are you afraid of cloth and paper? ?Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing. ?Reason: Not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of the unexpected. ?6. Question: What will the Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole? ?Answer: ice cream. ?Reason: Ice cream (Ice Kirin). ?7. Question: Which historical figure is the most ungrateful? ?Answer: Su Wu. ?Reason: Su Wu Muyang was on the North Sea coast (destroyed by the sea). ?8. Question: Which number from 1 to 9 is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? ?Answer: 1. Lazy; 2. Hardworking. ?Reason: If one (1) does not do two (2), it will not stop. ?9. Question: How to make a sparrow quiet? ?Answer: Press it. ?Cause: total silence (overwhelming silence). ?10. Question: Who is the fastest runner in history? ?Answer: Cao Cao? Reason: Said Cao Cao and Cao Cao arrived? 11. Question: Who is Mitama? Answer: Hua? Reason: Peanut? 12. Question: Xiao What does Bai plus Xiaobai mean? ?Answer: equal to the little white rabbit?Reason: Little White TWO ?13. Question: Which number from 30 to 50 is more powerful than a bear's poop!! What should I do if a pig escapes from the pigsty? ?Answer: Wang Leehom ?Cause: coaxing in? 15. Question: What should I do if it comes out again? ?Answer: Han Hong ?Reason: Still coaxing?