Ask for some jokes

1. Squirrel girl runs a beauty salon, and the business is very prosperous. One day, she was invited to be a guest in the "Modern Business" section of Forest TV.

host: hello, squirrel girl, may I ask your business secret?

Squirrel Girl: I feel that marketing and advertising are very important to do a good job. Now I have 1 marketing consultants.

Moderator: Can you talk about the specific operation?

Squirrel Girl: Yes, I will arrange for five toads to walk into the beauty salon in the morning and five frogs to walk out of the beauty salon in the afternoon.

2. Frog and toad became brothers. Toad said: I am the eldest brother.

The frog said, No, you can see that your zits are still there. I must be the big brother.

3. Two sparrows fell in love. One day they stood on the wire and dated.

the sparrow boy said, honey, let's go back to our hometown in the countryside. It's hard to find food in the city.

Miss Sparrow pursed her lips and said, I'm not leaving. In the city, starving is a city girl, and in the countryside, dying is also a firewood girl.

4. The mouse asked the cat, "Isn't the master giving you fish to eat every day? Why do you want to catch me?"

The cat said, "It's my job to catch you, and the fish is paid by the owner. How can I get paid if I don't work?"

5. One day, Miss Swallow went to the car showroom to see the car, and the sales consultant warmly received her.

sales consultant: Yan Jie, you see this car is equipped with a reversing radar, which makes you safer when reversing.

swallow: I won't consider this one.

The sales consultant is puzzled:

Swallow: Hehe, because my boyfriend is a bat. .