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Dragon archives collection 200 ~ ~ ~ Thank you.

The ambition of 200 wolves

Zhan Zhao dragged Bai Yutang into the street and two golden shells flew out.

Bai Yutang got two bugs, a small gourd that is spacious compared with a bamboo tube, and hung it around his waist. He and Zhan Zhao are just a couple.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang came to the antique market.

Bai Yutang asked Zhan Zhao, "How?"

"Don't ask if you can catch it." Zhan Zhao put his arm on his shoulder. "Choose two real goods for Buddha first."

Bai Yutang thought it was not difficult. He is always good at antiques, so he went to shop after shop. Finally, he took a fancy to a pair of calligraphy and painting.

Bai Yutang just reached for it, while the other hand grabbed the other end of the painting axis.

Bai Yutang looked at the man-he saw a girl in white in her twenties who looked very clever.

Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao looked at each other-good.

Zhan Zhao asked, "What is it, girl?"

The girl raised her eyebrows. "This young lady see first! You two big men won't fight with me, will you? "

Bai Yutang gently let go of her hand and said to the shopkeeper, "No matter how much money she gives, I will double it."

The shopkeeper waved to the girl with golden eyes. "Oh, girl, don't mess up the movie. This childe saw it first. "

The girl was anxious and stared at the shopkeeper. "Hey, manned, you are so greedy! All right! This girl will pay 12 thousand! "

Bai Yutang looked at her and pointed to the owner's shop. "Take it out and have a look."

"Take what?" The girl raised her eyebrows.

"Your twelve thousand." Zhan Zhao stood on the other side of her, and saw a bulging bag slung over her waist, which should be the second treasure snatched from the Buddha.

The girl looked at Zhan Zhao and then at Bai Yutang ... Finally, he noticed the huge gap in Zhan Zhao's hand.

The girl took a deep breath, quickly let go and said, "I don't want it." Good girls don't hit men. "

Say that finish and left.

Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao stood back together, blocking her way.

"ah! What are you doing? " The girl blushed. "I shouted indecent assault!" "

Zhan Zhao smiled. "Little thief, come with me to the yamen."

The girl was in a hurry. Seeing that she couldn't run away, she ran and shouted, "Somebody! Indecent assault! "

Many people in the antique street stopped to watch curiously, and some of them really wanted to come and help, but at first glance ... it was Zhan Zhao who stopped the girl, and the white boy next to him seemed to be Bai Yutang.

Everyone looked at each other. Everyone in Changzhou knows who Zhan Zhao is. How can these two heroes molest a girl?

Zhan Zhao said to them, "See if you have lost your wallet. This is a female thief. "

After that, everyone quickly looked down at their wallets and then talked about it. "Oh, it turned out to be a female thief."

The girl stared at Zhan Zhao with wide eyes.

Zhan Zhao stood behind her and whispered, "Many people have lost antiques recently. Do you mind if I say it here? "

The girl's mouth is flat. She looked at Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang and stamped her feet. "Oh, you are both big shots. Why do you take me seriously as a thief? Let me go! "

"Let you go, but go back to the yamen first." Zhan Zhao said, "I have something to ask you."

Female thieves don't believe it. "I am a thief. Can you come out when you enter the yamen? "

"That depends on whether you can make up for it." Zhan Zhao smiled.

Female thief a shake, heart said ZhanZhao smile is really nice, look back, just see Bai Yutang stood by with a knife, female thief sighed-indeed as expected and rumors, handsome elder sister my legs are soft.

"Let's go." Zhan Zhao took her back to the exhibition hall.

On the way back, Zhan Zhao was hungry, bought some big steamed buns, gave one to the girl, and gave it to Bai Yutang. As usual, Bai Yutang refused to eat on the road.

Zhan Zhao helpless shook his head, Bai Yutang what all good, is this childe disease? ...

The girl gnawed at the steamed stuffed bun and heard Zhan Zhao ask her, "What's your name?"

"My name is Yan Ling." The girl ate a steamed stuffed bun and asked Zhan Zhao for another one.

"Third-hand Yan Ling, one of the top ten informers." Zhan Zhao nodded. "disrespect."

Yan ling sighed, "don't laugh at the little girl, Zhan's adult. How can I compare with you two? "

Zhan Zhao is happy. "What are we? You even robbed Tianzun's antiques, and you are afraid of us. "

Yanling is cold.

Bai Yutang looked at the bottle hanging around her waist.

The girl opened her mouth wide and stammered at once. "God ... chanting Buddha every day? ! "

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang nodded.

Yanling covered her mouth. She just wants to know why that guy has white hair ... isn't Buddha over 100 years old? Why are you so young and handsome? Luckily, I didn't flirt with him just now. ...

"Aqiao ..."

In the courtyard of the exhibition hall, the Buddha sneezed and rubbed his nose.

Xiaosizi felt his pulse.

The Buddha reached out and picked him up, weighed it, and it was a bit heavy. It seems that my arms and legs have been pinched and there is more and more meat.

"Respect, talk?" Xiao Zisi hasn't seen Yin Hou for a long time. He misses Yin Hou a little.

"I'm probably busy." The Buddha said, "Alas, the family is unfortunate." It's better for me to do this. What disciples do is none of my business. I'll be quiet with Yue Feng watching. "

"Which one is unlucky?" Xiaosizi is very curious.

"There is an unfilial son at home." The Buddha sighed.

"Oh …" Xiaozisi nodded, and then asked curiously, "Is it because of the fight for property?"

God is happy.

Gongsun laughed at Xiao, who grew up in the countryside, but he did see many fights because several sons at home were fighting for property.

"The Magic Palace has no assets, and Meng Qing himself is very rich." Hong Jiu Niang and some maids are picking flowers, as if to make skirts.

"Speaking of money ..." Sun told the story of Xiang Yuhe.

Hong Jiu niang nodded. "I said in front of Zhao Zhao, if Mr. Sun needs it, I will bring more Chexiangyu. You make pills to save people. "

Sun asked, "Now the market price in Yu Xiang is very high, and the Magic Palace is not going to do this business?"

"I am old, why do I earn so much money?" Hong Jiu niang smilingly, "and don't buy antiques ..."

Say that finish, accept the Buddha's cold eyes, Hong Jiu niang wu wear the mouth smile.

Xiaosizi touched the Buddha's chest sympathetically to show comfort.

Just as he was talking, a white figure ran in, kneeling in front of the Buddha as soon as he entered the door, holding two jars that the Buddha didn't buy just now. "Please accept it, old fairy."

The Buddha blinked and looked down. It turned out to be the girl who robbed her.

Baoyan and Pang Yu also recognized it.

Xiao Zisi looked at the girl with a crooked head for a while and suddenly said, "Sister Linger."

The girl looked up and recognized Xiao at a glance. "Oh, dear! If it isn't jiaozi of the Gongsun family! "

Kid squints.-jiaozi ...

Gongsun also admitted it. "Miss Yan."

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang, who followed, were also curious and asked Sun, "Do you know each other?"

"It's a neighbor in the same village." Sun said, helplessly looking at Yan Ling. "Did you go out to steal treasures again?"

The girl pouted. "I steal people who are not good for the rich."

Sun shook his head helplessly.

Yan Lingxian rubbed her arm around Xiao Sizi and said the second sentence that Xiao Sizi didn't want to hear. "Gongsun jiaozi, have you gained weight again?"

The boy thought pursed his mouth, drummed his cheeks and climbed back to the Buddha's leg, lying angry-Sun jiaozi ...

They are also very helpless. Little boy always lies prone, just like a jiaozi. Xiaoliangjiang pulled the boy to his side, lest everyone bully him. Actually, chubby looks good. What a blessing! Park is too fat!

Since we are acquaintances, it is easier to talk.

Yanling listened to Zhan Zhao and others and asked if she had stolen something from Meng Qing's house. She wondered, "Which Meng Qing?"

Zhan Zhao showed her the way and explained the internal structure.

"Oh!" Yanling nodded, "that Meng Fu! I stole a mirror. "

They are all stunned.

"Mirror?" Zhan Zhao wondered, "Is it an antique?"

"I don't know this, but I have never seen it. I thought it would be nice to get a good price. " Yanling unpacked her carry-on luggage and took out a glass mirror, which was unusually clear and surrounded by a circle of ivory-carved lace, exquisite and atmospheric.

"This is ..." Sun looked at it carefully. "Grey bone mirror!"

They also frown.

"But the craft is made by a very different king!" Zhan Zhao Road.

Sun turned it over and studied it for a while with a frown. "This mirror is more perfect than Wang's."

With that, he took out a knife and hung some paint on the back of the gray mirror. He measured it with liquid medicine and it turned black in an instant.

"Wow, what!" Yanling was surprised.

Sun hurriedly put down the mirror, motioning with his hand to the people, "highly toxic! Highly toxic! "

Yanling was almost scared to cry. She stretched out her hand to feel Sun's pulse. "Am I poisoned?"

Sun felt her pulse and took out the silver needle to drive away the poison. "Girl, your life is back. Two days later, you are likely to be the wife of Rainbow Lin Chun, killing people all over the street and then dying in a frenzy. "

Yanling was scared to death.

Zhan Zhao frowned and stared at the mirror. "Why does Meng Qing have this thing?"

"Judging from the hardness of the paint, this mirror is at least over a year old." Gongsun Road.

"Isn't that earlier than the gray bone mirror sold by Wang?" Everyone is confused.

"Do you think that Wang's trick was not invented by himself, but was taught by others?" Pang Yu looked in the mirror, her chin cupped in, and asked.

They looked at each other, or maybe, who told him? Meng Qing?

"Although Meng Qing has this mirror, he doesn't have the tools to make it at home. He shouldn't know this craft very well." Zhan Zhao said, "There must be someone else."

"This thing is of great medicinal value." Sun said, "It is different from the poison of broken bones, and it is more like deliberately refining poison."

"That's right." Yan Ling said, "When I stole this mirror, I was mainly attracted by that box." As she spoke, she dug out a very delicate mahogany box, and saw the surface of Shoushan stone on it, beautifully carved and with a big word "Shou".

"Who is this birthday present for?" Zhao Pu asked.

At this time, he found that Zhan Zhao's face was white-washed, and Niang He on the side was also shocked.

"What's the matter?" Bai Yutang asked Zhan Zhao.

Zhan Zhao was silent for a long time and said, "It's my grandfather's birthday later. I specially came back to celebrate his birthday this time. "

They leng for a long time, to draw a gasp, "this mirror is for YanHou? ! "

Bai Yutang frowned. "Give Yin Hou a mirror?"

"Grandpa's room keeps all the things left by grandma, and grandpa occasionally buys some jewelry that grandma likes and puts it in her dressing box." Zhan Zhao frowned. "If Meng Qing gave this mirror, Grandpa would like it and put it on Grandma's dresser."

At the same time, people feel worried, but there are also some feelings-alas, Yin Hou is really infatuated, and this love lasts for a long time! What kind of woman is Zhan Zhao's grandmother that makes a man like Yin Hou miss her for so long?

Xu Mo patted the table, speechless with anger.

"If my grandfather puts the mirror on the dresser, how long will it take to get poisoned?" Zhan Zhao asked Sun.

"If you put it in the room, it will take as little as 15 days and as much as a month. At that time, he will lose his mind and kill everyone. "

"Then the whole magic palace is equal to complete extinction." Mother Hong Jiu whispered coldly, "The palace master can kill us all."

Buddha nodded. "If he is crazy, if I want to stop him, I must live."

Hong Jiu niang gas hand quiver, "what the hell do I owe him the magic palace? He wants to be so driven ... "

Xiaosizi gently caressed her back, and it was not good to be angry when she was old.

……

This matter soon spread among the old people in the magic palace. Meng Kun completely fainted this time. It is said that if it weren't for Sun Zha's two silver needles, the old man would be so angry directly.

Don't send Meng Kun back to the magic palace, forget it.

They can't figure it out. Even if Meng Qing hates Bai Yutang, or if he has any ambitions, why should he harm Yan Hou and the whole magic palace?

Zhan Zhao sat in the yard sulking. Bai Yutang knew he was scared when he remembered it, so he patted him. "Do you think this Meng Qing is a fake?"

Zhan Zhao looked at Bai Yutang. "Don't comfort me. How can it be fake? "

At this moment, Pang Taishi strolled in from the outside, holding a purple teapot and nodding while drinking tea. "Oh, it's good for Master Wu to drink tea."

They also feel funny, Pang Taishi unexpectedly with the magic palace all people are very good, very intimate, Pang Yu recognized him as a dry grandpa dry grandma, directly call him a foster mother, cannot father without integrity.

Sitting at the table, the Buddhist monk put the teapot on the table and looked at Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang, as well as all the people who were troubled by the case.

"Ahem." A surname coughed and seemed to have something to say.

Everyone looked at him.

Chun Yuchang said with a smile, "I heard about Meng Qing's attack on Yin Hou and the Magic Palace."

Everyone sighed.

Chun Yuchang said with a smile, "I may know why Meng Qing did this and what his purpose is."

Everyone looked at the teacher.

A surname touched his beard. "The Buddha will definitely stay in the magic palace during this time, so once Yin Hou is out of control, the Buddha will not watch him kill people and will stop him. The result is estimated that parents will be together ... "

A surname dare not say the word "death" because the expressions of Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao are scary.

"But once it gets around, it's another story. Buddha and Yin Hou kill each other, and the righteous and evil factions will be enemies again. " "This time, once a surname has a clue, it can be proved that the sudden abnormality of Yin Hou is because someone poisoned him ... of course, with Meng Qing's mind, there should be a good frame-up. In this way, the magic palace will definitely return to the rivers and lakes and avenge the Yin Hou. "

They are all frowning, ambitious, and can be blamed.

"At the same time, it is no accident that the price in Yu Xiang has been high." The Taoist priest said, "This is the capital of becoming the largest sect in the Jianghu after the Magic Palace." .

They all looked at a surname-rational.

The Buddha suddenly asked curiously, "Who do you think Meng Qing will frame with the wisdom of a teacher?"

"Imperial court," said the Imperial Master with a smile.

All one leng.

"That's why he revealed the practice of gray bone mirror to Wang and created a series of cases. The death of the magistrate will naturally attract court officials, but he did not calculate that Kaifeng had too many talents and a big rival in love, so he did not hold his horses at once and screwed up the whole plan. " A surname picked up the teapot and shook his head. "This boy is just a pawn, wisdom is limited. He didn't play such a good game of chess, but he screwed up. There should be a black hand behind it. "

The Buddha nodded approvingly. "A great teacher has good ideas."

"Hey, I'm flattered." The Buddhist monk was busy being polite to the Buddha, but he did not forget to remind him that "this matter may be related to foreigners."

Zhao Pu looked at the teacher. "Foreign?"

A surname nodded, "report you think right, once the strength of the magic palace against the court, that you also may not be a horse? That's a lose-lose thing. Who's in favor? Foreigners. "

Mo nothingness, "Not only bullying teachers and destroying ancestors, but also collaborating with the enemy and betraying the country?" Is this Meng Qing really fake? "

Everyone in the magic palace wants to hear the news that "the real Meng Qing is dead, and this is the fake enemy of the magic palace".

"Maybe it's true." Bai Yutang suddenly spoke.

Everyone looked at him. "Why do you say that?"

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "Because the nightmare boss told him to be less in charge."

They were all cold and touching their chins.

Zhan Zhao frown, "but if it is false ..."

"Yes!" Hong Jiu niang also can't figure it out. "It's fake and you're still fighting for cats?"

Bai Yutang thought for a moment and looked at Zhan Zhao. "There are many cats fighting with me. This cat is full of peach blossoms. "

Magic palace gossip leaned in, "is it? Who else? "

ZhanZhao put a hand over Bai Yutang's mouth, a good pick, "whether he is true or not, just treat him as a fake! Cut him off before you meet, or you won't understand! "

Bai Yutang patted Zhan Zhao's hand, meaning-give it up, cat!

Zhan Zhao squinted at him for a long time, rubbing his face and head-no!

On the sidelines, in addition to thinking that Zhan Zhao really has balls and playing with Bai Yutang as a ball of thread, there are memories of a sentence Bai Yutang said a long time ago-cats can't get used to it. When they get used to it, they will go to the house to uncover tiles and climb on your head to show off.