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Who the fuck is Li Bai?

Do you know the names of Li Bai's wife and daughter? I don't know. Do you know that?/You know what? Zhao he! Idiot! B: Why? Don't you know "Zhao Xiang is full of flowers"? [/quote] The above is a cold joke, and the following is the correct answer [quote] Li Bai has been married four times in his life. In the fifteenth year of Kaiyuan, he married Xu in Anlu. He gave birth to a girl and a boy, the girl's name was Pingyang, and the boy was a famous bird (quite separated). Xu died young and he went to Liu. The time was about twenty-seven or eight years after Kaiyuan. Liu was afraid of not getting married and left soon. Li Bai and his children moved to East Road. Naturally, Li Bai followed his mother, and later married into a patriarchal clan and lived in Song Cheng. It is reported that the Zong family gave birth to a daughter, and there is no more information. It is generally believed that Li Bai has two sons and a daughter. Of course, some people say that Li Boqin and Li are two people, so Li Bai has three sons. The evidence is the preface to Li Hanlin, but in fact, "Li Po" means the Turkic Wolf, and its Chinese name is Li. Their experts are still arguing about this matter, and I am confused by them. The reflection of Li Bai's wife and children is in the poem. Li Bai once wrote the poem "Send two young children to Donglu". In the poem, Wu Di's mulberry leaves are green and Wu Silkworm has gone to sleep for three times. My family sent it to Donglu. Who grows turtle fields? I won't be able to farm in spring, so I'll have to consider whether I can go by boat. The south wind blew my homesickness and landed at the door of the hotel in my hometown. There is a peach tree in the east of the building, and its branches are covered with smoke. This peach tree was planted when I left. It has been three years. The peach tree is as tall as the restaurant now, but I still went there and never came back. My Nv Jiao's name is Pingyang, and my hand is folded on the side plate of the peach tree when I go home. Peach blossom can't see his father's face, and tears are pouring down his face. My child's name is Qin Bo, and he is as tall as his sister. Under the double-row peach trees, whoever caresses his back will feel pity. I feel anxious at the thought of this place. Tear off a piece of silk and write down the distant heart, as if I had returned to Hanyang Sichuan. In the poem, the word "charming girl Pingyang" refers to the eldest daughter Li Pingyang, and the "child bird" refers to the eldest son Li Boqin. According to legend, Li Bai and his second wife Liu are at odds, which is also reflected in the poem. In the poem "Children of Nanling don't go to Beijing", it is said that newly cooked white wine will return in the mountains, and yellow chickens will peck millet in autumn. Calling the boys to stew yellow chicken for me, the children shouted my cotton cloth with a smile. Qing Qing Shuang sang drunk to comfort, drunk dancing won the glory in autumn and dusk. The king of great powers struggled for a long time and rushed to the ground to catch up. Quidditch's fool looked down on poor Zhu Maichen, and now I have left my hometown to go to Chang 'an and go to Qin in the west. I went out with a big smile. How can I be a person who has lived in the wild for a long time? In the poem, "a foolish woman despises a minister" refers to his second wife Liu, implying that a famous minister in the Eastern Han Dynasty was despised by his wife, which shows that Liu is a snob. Li Bai liked his last wife's imperial clan and once wrote a poem "Generations" to express his thoughts on his wife. Bao Dao cut off the water, and there was no time to cut it off. I want to do what you want, and so does lingering. Don't come to the front door, autumn lane turns blue in spring. Sweep it away and it will be reborn. There are traces everywhere. Ming-feng began to get along, and the male surprised the female and went their separate ways. Wandering in the mountains and rivers, never to return. It is estimated that the guest building knows that you are in Qiupu. The garden is empty and the balcony is rainy. My concubine's three photos fell from grace and went to Western Qin. There are old bands, smelling the sadness of neighbors. Bend into ziyun and cry without eyes. My concubine is like a Zhi Tao at the bottom of a well, smiling like a flower. You are like the sky and the moon, and you won't shoot once. Don't be haggard and deep if you don't know the speculum. Ji Qin's inner peace is for mankind.