Funny jokes related to farting

A woman came to the hospital for examination because she couldn't control her farting. After waiting in the waiting room for 20 minutes, it was finally her turn.

"Take a good look at it, doctor. I can't control my fart. "

"Fart?"

"Yes, I often go out to socialize. That's not true. I saw Mr. Mayor the day before yesterday, but I couldn't help but fart when I saw him. Of course, I didn't make a sound. Also, I farted four times at dinner with the ambassador last night, and even farted six times in the waiting room just now! What do you think? "

"Do it, you go to the otology department first."

I didn't catch what you said

When a young man and a young woman are dating in the park, the girl especially wants to fart. She had an idea:

Woman: Have you ever heard the cuckoo?

M: I haven't heard of it.

Woman: I'll teach you, boo (fart sound)-gu (accent).

Woman: Did you hear me clearly?

Man: I didn't hear you clearly because of the loud fart.