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Urgent! Ultra-short stories or essays of the fifth grade English competition in primary schools! Please, hurry up! ~

1, sleeping pills

Bob can't sleep at night. He went to see a doctor, who prescribed some powerful sleeping pills.

On Sunday night, Bob took the medicine, slept well and woke up before he heard the alarm clock go off. He came to the office unhurriedly, strolled in and said to his boss, "I had no trouble getting up this morning."

"That's good," roared the boss, "but where were you on Monday and Tuesday?"

sleeping pill

Bob has insomnia at night. He went to see a doctor, who prescribed him some powerful sleeping pills.

Bob took the medicine on Sunday night, slept well and woke up before the alarm clock went off. He arrived at the office, strolled in and said to the boss, "I didn't have any trouble getting up this morning."

"good!" The boss roared, "Where did you go on Monday and Tuesday?"

2,

A Sunday school teacher is telling her students the importance of making others happy. "Now, children," she said, "have any of you ever made others happy?"

"Teacher," said a little boy, "I made someone happy yesterday."

"Well done. Who's that? "

"My grandmother."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother happy. "

"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her,' Grandma, I'm going home', and she said,' Well, I'm very happy!' "