Tell it to people who love to laugh.

Do you often encounter this situation: you meet acquaintances, but there is nothing to talk about. Besides asking where your family is, how many children are there in your family? I don't know. I thought I was dating.

Here I list some interesting couplets, riddles, jokes, interesting comments and so on. Help you solve the embarrassing atmosphere and share it with him who loves to laugh.

1. Part I: Stealing.

Bottom line: da ji ties his shoelaces and Newton's hooves. . .

2. Where is the heaviest Yin Qi?

A: Piano and mailbox.

Because: there are several demons in the piano and several demons in the mailbox.

3. Jokes:

When you were cleaning, you accidentally entered the female guest's room. The female guest was taking a bath and she saw it. What would you do?

Answer "Excuse me, madam" and leave the room.

B: "Excuse me, madam", and then leave the room.

Then someone replied like this: C: "I'm sorry, madam."

4. How can we describe the gale without mentioning the wind?

Answer: 0-2 1-0

5. Interesting communication:

A: Grandpa Wang, what should I do if my stomach is always uncomfortable?

What are your eating habits?

A: Not bad. I usually eat my mother's leftovers. I eat the leftovers of my wife and my daughter.

B: Don't you have a dog at home?

What do you mean? I eat the rest of the dog.

6. Someone asked: My last name is Xie, and the laundry detergent is Xie. What's your last name?

A: I am old-fashioned and cannibal.

7. Stupid people like to say no, are you stupid?

Then someone replied: I can learn.

8. What if you do 500 pull-ups every day for a week?

A: I can do 3500 pull-ups.

9. The triplets get their names, the sex palace.

Gong Ping, Gong Zheng and Gong Kai.