Funny jokes please your girlfriend, not boring jokes, just bring some yellow ones, as long as they are funny. Thank you.

1. Rene Liu confessed to Jay Chou, but Jay Chou refused. -Rene Liu asked "Why"-Jay Chou answered "Milk tea, I like Youlemei"

On Valentine's Day, girls tell boys "I like flowers". The boy said excitedly, "What flowers?" . The girl said, "If you have money, you can spend it whatever you want.". The boy said, "You are so beautiful". The girl quickly asked "where is the beauty?" The boy said, "Nice try."

Coffee cups and cups crossed the road, and a car came, and the car honked hard. Finally, the coffee cup crossed the road safely, but the water cup was killed. Why did you answer: Because the water cup has no ears (this is quite cold, but it is also good to have interaction).

That's all for now. Let me think about it. ...

A passenger is going to the airport by taxi. Lu Yu taxi He asked "How long does it take from here to the airport". Drivers take a long time, and passengers at least take a long time. Drivers "ride longer" ...