Getting fat is the minimum respect for marriage.

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It is said that there is no word "easy" in the world of adults, but it is not entirely true. After all, it's easy to get old and fat.

There is a popular saying recently that when people reach middle age, what else can show respect for marriage? Of course, I have gained weight.

From this logic, I think I am very qualified and respect marriage. After all, since I got married, my weight has basically changed, and I can gain 2 pounds by drinking cold water. If I continue to respect like this, I will not get the respect of passers-by.

Of course, don't blush too much. After all, even typical thin Dutch men and women gain a few pounds to add some face to their marriage. For example, my family actually gained weight at the beginning of a beautiful marriage 10 Jin, and finally there is no need to worry that the typhoon will blow away at any time.

More importantly, his gain in weight is equivalent to giving me a long face. When he went back to his hometown to see his mother, my mother-in-law was so happy that she simply smiled from ear to ear.

It is gratifying to say that he has developed horizontally. It must be that my daughter-in-law in Shandong has a good feed (oh, it is food) and praised me by the way. Since then, in their neighborhood, the good reputation of Shandong daughter-in-law has spread.

Unfortunately, time is a butcher's knife and a fat baby. After sitting for a month, I am embarrassed to say that people have lost 20 pounds proudly. This suddenly went back to before liberation and never expanded again.

Up to now, there is a typhoon forecast. Besides Eva, I have to worry about him. You said you had a good life. Why do you disrespect marriage more and more?

More importantly, I was seen by my mother-in-law. She was very distressed and blamed herself for not coming to see the children all day. You said you were an old lady in her 80s, dare we?

Therefore, women over 40 should not have children, otherwise they will be unable to take care of their grandchildren.

But her old man's mind is still essential, that is, the person you want to fight for, or there is an object called swelling agent, you know.

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It is said that love makes people stupid and marriage makes people fat. This is absolutely a wise saying.

If the biggest difference between getting married and not getting married is that you must be fat, otherwise what can you do to deserve that marriage certificate?

People say that getting fat is an expansion of happiness, which is true. Of course, people who eat dry food without swelling may not be unhappy, but they just need to put more yeast in their meals.

After all, what can represent happiness after marriage? Of course, it is glistening fat, chubby smile.

Zhang Xiaoxian said that love begins at the dinner table. It seems hypocritical to talk about love when you are old. Let's say that a good marriage can not only sleep together, but also eat together.

For example, you like to eat meat, I like to eat meat, you like to eat fish, I like to eat fish, you like to eat fast, I like Buddha, which is excellent.

The most exasperating thing is that one loves meat, another loves vegetarianism, one says you are vulgar, and the other says you are pretending. On this day, besides pots and pans, there will be tinkling sounds.

The point is, if she doesn't like food, she won't cook it for you. Therefore, if you husband and wife cook your favorite dishes disgusting, it is absolutely true love, and you can't part until you die.

Therefore, unmarried young people who are affectionate should invite their girlfriends to dinner. Of course, it's not whether she eats ugly or not, but whether she and you are tarred with the same brush. If we can eat together, it is not far to grow old together.

Marriage is feeding pigs, who knows. Don't say that the warmth of ordinary days is achieved by a porridge and a meal. Even the best props of celebrity big coffee show can't be separated from eating at the table.

For example, the paparazzi photographed who was feeding each other, and you gave me a spoonful of chopsticks. As long as this state is reached, the feelings of the two people are certain, and they can't leave it if they want to clean it.

Even in the romantic love poems of the ancients, a happy life can not be separated from "someone cooks dusk for you, and someone asks you if the porridge is warm."

San Mao even said: "Love will not last long if it is not implemented in the real life of dressing, eating, counting money and sleeping."

Therefore, cooking and eating together will make each other fat in middle age and make each other feel more secure. In this way, no one will laugh at anyone and no one can live without anyone. After all, how can you have an affair after scoring twice? Ha ha.

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Only a happy family life has a reason to make yourself fat. This is based on science. A well-known foreign research university has conducted a follow-up survey of nearly 200 couples for four years, and finally draws the conclusion that the higher the satisfaction of both sides with their feelings, the heavier the weight. The lower the satisfaction, the same or lighter the weight.

It is true that all fat people have their sweetness.

This is not difficult to understand, love and harmony, good food, great health, eating together, every meal is accidentally eaten too much.

Besides, chickens fly and dogs jump at home all day, not to mention being in the mood to eat, and no one wants to drink some hot water.

Therefore, the most beautiful appearance of marriage is that I get fat with you, instead of wasting away for Iraq and for each other.

There is another important reason why a good marriage can make people fat. Instead of eating a bowl and looking at the pot, life is your life, and death is your ghost. No longer worry about women being pleased by themselves, you naturally start to let go of yourself.

Isn't there a love trick that says, if you like someone, let him eat hard, and if you get fat, it will always be yours?

So, don't be disgusted when you see that your partner is ridiculously fat. It is a typical performance of loving you to death. After all, if he leaves you, he will never find someone else. What is this self-destruction that is not true love?

In addition to eating and drinking, it is easy to get fat when you are not tired, and it is easy to get fat when you are angry and hurt your liver. But this kind of fat belongs to unhealthy obesity, referred to as puffiness.

For example, Chinese medicine believes that a bad mood can easily lead to endocrine disorders, and the unfavorable outcome of circulation may be that the fat place is calm, but the place that should not be fat has emerged.

So it is better to be a man and avoid hypocrisy and puffiness.

Marriage is a practice, and the road we walk together is doomed to rain or shine and adversity. As long as two people are soul mates and tolerant of each other, they will naturally be broad-minded and fat.

Let's live in the company of the world of mortals. It's better to ride together and get fat for nothing. As for whether happiness and obesity will affect happiness, as long as it does not affect health, there is basically no need to worry.

Because a good marriage won't make you tired of running your business, and the person who loves you won't make you afraid that he will leave.

Most importantly, the weight you deliberately lose is always getting fatter. You will be as thin as lightning, but later you will only block the view of others.

Therefore, in the face of the steel-like reality, we must be humble. A well-run marriage is a honey pot, and a badly-run marriage is a pit of fire at best.

As someone said, if slimming down can make my world a better place, maybe I will consider it. But the fact is that I am living a good life now. Why should I abandon my original self for irrelevant people?

Therefore, a good marriage begins with accepting each other's deformation, and getting fat is the minimum respect for marriage.

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