Laughing love words

1. The husband and his wife had a quarrel. They didn’t talk to each other for several days. They put a lot of chili peppers in the cooking every day. I thought: "If you want to make me angry all day long, I have to chili you." She kept asking her mother-in-law: "How is the food I cooked?" The wife and children said in unison: "It's delicious. It would be even better if it was spicier!" The husband was speechless. 2. I make a wish to the sky, may your dreams come true. You want to count money until your hands cramp, so you successfully go to work in the bank; you want to open your own bank, so you become a bank guard, and you open the bank door. Hehe! Are you satisfied? 3. I have been waiting for this day for a long time, and I always think of you, your smile, and your figure from time to time. Today you are full of fragrance, and the fragrance of flowers is specially designed to attract bees. I don’t believe I can’t sting you! 4. Pilot: Control tower, I don’t have enough fuel. Control Tower: Please stay calm and slow down immediately. Adjust the fuselage to the best gliding angle. Can you see the airport? Pilot: I am parked on the south apron? I just want to refuel. 5. According to unreliable statistics, this greeting is 99.99 ahead of your friends, mainly because I often use thoughts to clear the memory, use happiness to start the speed, and use blessings to consolidate friendship. 6. The sky is blue, the wilderness is vast, I am miserable without a car or a house, and my life and life are too dim; the buildings are tall, people are busy, I often work overtime and I feel unhappy, and my salary has never been increased. There is no hope in living with money, and I don’t know when it will change. I only hope your salary will increase and your pocket will bulge! 7. You know, when I miss you, I bite my fingers. Ever since I fell in love with you and developed this hobby, I have never used nail clippers, and my nails are still very clean. This is the price of love! 8. Live your life no matter what, don’t be too cold in winter, and enjoy summer Don't be too hot, don't pretend to be poor if you have money, don't show off if you don't have money, instead of frowning, it's better to have fun secretly. Friends are always remembered, and life will be full of joy! 9. My friend, I have an account to settle. How many times have we met recently? How many times have we chatted? On the day of summary, I feel so disappointed. Life has become so lonely. Money If you want to earn more, if you don’t contact me, mosquitoes will burrow into your quilt. Please contact me more! 10. I put happiness in a “tube”, health in a “strip”, sweetness in a “ten thousand”, and joy with me. "Get rich" and be happy are engraved in the "red" to send you happiness every day! Funny love quotes 2 The funniest love quotes 1. Principles are insurmountable. There is no bottom line in giving and loss of self-kindness, and it is always the woman who gets hurt. Everyone is independent. No matter what the situation, women must control their own destiny and not entrust their lives to others. 2. The weather, the right location, and the harmony of the people, if the three are not matched, there will be disaster even if there is victory. 3. We are not blindly great. We only become great elements. Our society will be great, our nation will be great, and our country will be great. Let us deliver positive energy together. 4. Only after passing severe tests can mankind continue to move forward and reach the peak of development. Dangerous environments and a sense of crisis are the fundamental driving forces that drive human beings to continuously progress and conquer new things. 5. The clouds are in the blue sky, the water is in the bottle, and the strings are at the fingertips and the sound is in the ears. The flowers gathering at the top are ultimately an illusion, and the clouds flying below are unreal. It is as elegant as Taoism and as commonplace as Confucianism. 6. Time and space return to silence while rotating. Silence means that I realize what I have done. 7. Understanding does not mean letting go, but letting go is true understanding. May you and I both gain profound wisdom and obtain such true and sincere silence and joy. 8. There is no perfect man in the world, only the perfect imagination of a woman. Perseverance in struggle is the greatest loyalty to oneself. 9. I cannot stretch out my arms to intercept the four seasons. Only waiting makes me become persistent and resilient. Suddenly I understand that if there is less concern in my heart, I will have more tranquility. 10. After walking a long, long way, I realized that it was not only time that slipped through my fingers, but also the original youthfulness. After encountering a deep and deep love, I realized that sometimes it is random. It’s not just the songs that circulate, but also the memories of the past. Funny but touching love words 1. If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will be saved. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die! 2. Because of you, I have one more concern.

Having each other makes us more happy, having each other makes us miss each other more, and having each other makes us miss each other more. Thinking of you here, loving you forever. 3. People are like houses, and friends are like windows. The more windows there are, the brighter the house will be. I want to be your bigger spring window; bring you fragrance in spring, cool air in autumn, cold wind in summer, and sunshine in winter. May your body and mind be yours. Health always follows. 4. Talk about love, every stone is a mountain; every pearl oyster is an ocean; every cloud is a piece of sky; every hello is a care; every minute that passes away is a piece of the sky. Every second brings together my endless nostalgia for you. 5. Thinking of you is so beautiful, stuffed with charcoal roasted leg of lamb. Although you are fat, I miss you, but you still have weight in my heart. Single men and women are a new road, falling in love is the main road, breaking up is a fork in the road, trial marriage is exploration, marriage is a dead end, divorce is a way to survive, bigamy is a highway, having no lovers is a waste road, and having too many lovers is a dead end. Hey, which way should I go alone? 6. I am my Romeo, who brings you happiness and worries. My heart trembles when I see your smile, and it’s hard to eat when I think about you. I am willing to do everything for you, always by your side, holding hands with my love deeply, and my love will be in my heart forever! 7. As the time apart from each other grows longer and longer, my thoughts become deeper and deeper. I would like to find a silent midnight or a sunny morning to pour out a lot of loneliness and loneliness in my heart to you. 8. What are you doing? Guess you. I really want to turn into a bug and crawl into your ears to see if you still bother me. 9. Thinking of you while eating, I choked; thinking of you while riding the bus, I passed the station; falling asleep thinking of you, my neck stiffened; thinking of you during the day, it rained heavily; thinking of you at night, there was a power outage; you are my daily life The devil is the vortex of happiness that I cannot resist in this life. I want to hold your hand all the time and watch you become an old lady. 10. I am waiting for you wholeheartedly. I am very happy to have you. I love you deeply. I have traveled thousands of miles to see you. I am so anxious to find you among millions of people. I must not lose you. I really miss you!