Laugh yourself to death. Humorous jokes.

Laugh to death, you don't pay. Selected humorous jokes

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Laugh to death and you won't lose your life. Selected humorous jokes 1 1, "What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild?" "Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian."

2. I came back drunk in the middle of the night, and while my wife was asleep, I kicked her under the bed with all my strength, and then shouted angrily, "Fuck you! I have a wife and children! ! "Then fall back and continue to pack to sleep. The next morning, my wife endured the pain. Not only did she not blame her for drinking too much last night, but she also brought steaming milk, half of which was moved by tears.

3. Son: Mom, what's the vacuum cleaner for? Mom: Of course, it is used to suck unclean things. Son: Can't sucking dandruff save Head & Shoulders?

4. Mother: Dear daughter, take a hot bath and then go to bed. Daughter: No way. There is an exam tomorrow, so I can't wash it tonight. Mother: What does bathing have to do with exams? Daughter: It's so important. My arms and calves are the answers.

Laughing to death, you are killing yourself. Selected humorous passages 2 1. Today, I went home by car with my friends. When I got home, I saw a coal truck turn into a ditch and the coal fell all over the floor. Because the place was too small to get into the cart, I used a car to pour it on the cart.

My friend smiled and said to me, "This is bad luck."

Three strangers sheltered from the rain under the eaves.

A: "It's really annoying. I wish I had a cigarette. "

B: "I have cigarettes."

C: "I have a light."

A: "I am ... addicted."

One day, the stone bullied the egg again.

The egg can't bear to say, "Although I can't touch you, I will turn into a rotten egg and stink you."

The dog barks in the garden. The cat asked him why he was so sad. The dog said, "Archaeologists found many biological bones in the master's garden, saying that they may have been left by prehistoric creatures!" " Cat: "What does this have to do with you? Why are you so sad? " The dog barked, "Those are my private money!"

3 1, I changed my signature to "I love your wife". At this time, many people asked me if I was in love, but most people still insisted that I was hacked. In fact, the fact is that I entered a space in the wrong place. When I changed my signature back to "I love your wife", everyone said, this is the goods, that's right.

2. The quarrel between mom and dad is actually bickering. Mom: You can't find anything better than me with a lantern. Dad: I found you carrying a lantern. Mom was so happy after listening, and then, dad: I just didn't open my eyes. -A cold joke

3. A crow is thirsty and looks for water everywhere.

It sees a bottle with water, but there is not much water. How can you be drunk?

The crow was very clever and soon thought of a good idea.

"Classmate, do you want this bottle?" The crow asked the boy who was playing ball next to him.

"I don't want it." The boy replied.

So the crow drank the water from the bottle.

4. A girl asked for marriage online and wrote: I am 80 years old, beautiful, tall 165, virgin. . . I almost cried when I saw it. It's not easy to answer. I'm still a virgin after 80s, a good girl. After a while, the girl replied, when I say virgin, I mean constellation. You are so corny. . .

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