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The insurance company's lines are hilarious.

The four of them took to the stage, and gongs and drums were loud. Let's say something-bye! Top Three: How can I say goodbye before the performance (fourth person): Hey, hey, start again. Hello, colleagues. The year of the rabbit is coming. Pay tribute to it first-Happy New Year! I said a few and a half words today, not much. Whether you behave well or not-don't run! We have a lot to say, so don't be too verbose. I hope we can join in.-Applause! Company name) is our home, happiness is connected with you, me and him, and all brothers and sisters are happy-haha! The three-year plan is really good, the company's performance is getting better and better, and the leadership team is United and coordinated! The "company name" technology is hard, the transformation locks in Ota ability, and white glass pushes the market-one red! Quality stability is the key to mass production of tco glass. Expand sales and production-cool! The second-line technical transformation task is heavy, and the company responds in a unified way. In order to ensure the success of ignition-desperately! The production department is highly motivated and pays a lot of sweat. At the end of each month, the report must be doubled-a new high! The salespeople are all macho men, trying to open up the market. Salespeople give thumbs up-ok, sign the bill: paying will naturally pay off, and the salary will rise every month.

1. When you go home, your wife gives you a hand-pay the money! Moon 15, Moon 16. Without the support of family, how can one build credit? It's hard! Although there are few financial personnel, they have high ability of careful calculation, and accountants and cashiers count banknotes. (how about it? ) I want it! The work in the general manager's office is very lively. Everything comes to mind first. Ask how much contribution it has made-not small! (Company name) Good performance, guidance from provincial and municipal leaders, and down-to-earth work-a leader! We will not only make money, but also take the lead in saving energy and reducing emissions. You'll know when the oil is changed to gas-there is no hole! There are many beautiful women who come to the staff, but it seems that they can't touch them. What if you want to get close? Dating! Beautiful and smart, where can such a girl be found? I also want to chase one-too few! Don't start slowly, you can watch-"wow" sister-in-law! There are still many single men. What if they have no wife? Don't worry, give it to the general manager's office. The surrounding units are looking at which girl is the most pleasing to the eye. After the new year, I chose a good party-party: I am very experienced in this matter, and the girl came to me for an experiment. (what? No, a good horse should have a good saddle. I will check the quality of the girl.

2. The Year of Rabbit is an ancient year, and the words of blessing are endless. I wish you all the best-all the best, all the best, all the best, all the best, all the best, United as one, making money in all directions, all the best, and the new year is three and a half years (corporate company). Hello, everyone, the Spring Festival is coming soon. Pay New Year's greetings first! I said a few and a half words today, not many words. No matter how good it is, don't run! We have a lot to say, so don't be too verbose. I hope we can fall in love. Applause! Let's celebrate the 10th anniversary of the establishment of diplomatic relations and look forward to tomorrow. Cheers! The achievements of the center are better than ever, thanks to the sweat of the leaders and the unity and cooperation of the leading bodies! Let's act together under the overall situation and position the market center line.