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Hey, yo-yo, turn it off!
In the morning, I saw Mr. Chen Xiaoyu putting on an article about "small degree", and I also remembered an interesting thing that happened in recent days.
Mr. Wang bought many Huawei products for his family. Among them, TV (which is called smart screen) has an intelligent voice assistant named yoyo, which can interact with people like Xiao Di of Baidu and sari of Apple.
Xiao Yi's brother has been playing very well and often asks yoyo some strange questions.
"Hello, yoyo, what's the weather like today?"
"Hello, yoyo, what's 57+46?"
"Hello, yoyo, play dinosaur machinery!"
"Hello, yoyo, how is electricity generated?"
When you are tired of playing, say, "Hey, yoyo, turn it off!" The smart screen will automatically close.
Children are more receptive to these new things than adults. Mom, for example, is still skeptical about "turning off the TV when talking". Before going out, she must turn off the remote control again to be truly at ease.
Chuaner, who just turned two years old, has also made a lot of jokes these two days because of yoyo.
Learn from your brother and stand in front of the TV. He said first, "Hello, yoyo." The smart screen immediately responded: "Hello, I am listening!"
After winking at us, he went on to say, "The boiler is off." . My brother and I are still immersed in the shock of "Chuaner can also use yoyo", but we can't help laughing at this result. No matter how excellent Yoyo is, he has no mother's love: "Hello, I didn't catch what you meant. Can you say that again? "
With doubts, Chuaner said again: "The rooster (off)". Yoyo once again showed her seriousness: "Sorry, I may still need to study."
By this time, Xiao Yi's brother was already laughing on the sofa, but he couldn't miss any opportunity to show his talents in front of his brother, so he mustered up his strength and said, "Hey, yoyo, turn off the phone." Yoyo said nothing and immediately the screen went black.
Now it's Chuaner's turn to be unhappy. She turns on the TV in tears and continues to explore tirelessly: kick-off, cooking machine, rooster, scraping machine, @ $? & amp*%#^……
You can't remind him yet. Whoever reminds him is in a hurry with him.
Finally, it was obvious that he was on the verge of collapse. I secretly picked up the remote control and silently pressed the close button after he said "boiler machine" again.
He paused for a moment, then sighed slowly, narrowed his eyes and laughed in the warm applause of the others.
However, every day, he will take the exam results, and I am scrambling to find the remote control and pray that his enthusiasm for yoyo will pass quickly.
Off-topic: Huawei's technology has brought us a lot of fun, but yesterday, Meiguo pulled the deadliest trick on Huawei: directly amending the law to prohibit any foreign company that uses Meiguo technology from manufacturing chips for Huawei. I hope Huawei can survive and maintain its dignity in the process of boycotting Pakistan.
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