Are there any funny jokes?

1. Bao: Mr. Gongsun, did you use our pen?

Ce Ce: no, students are useless ~ ~

Bao: Are you really useless?

Cece: I'm so useless ~ ~ ~

Bao: Alas, why do you always say that you are useless! !

Policy: = = |||

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, do you have a ruler?

Ce Ce: No.

Bag: shameless person. Hehe ~ ~ ~ ~

Policy: = = |||

My Lord, these flowers are for you.

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, you are really a gentleman. Our government alienated you and maintained their feelings. I didn't expect you to send flowers to our government! -What are you trying to say? Never mind, go!

Introduction: Students want to say-Happy Tomb-Sweeping Day ~ ~ ~

Bag: —— (×………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

4 Policy: The biggest sorrow in this life is that people don't even know that they are handsome ~ Students are really sad ~ ~ ~

Bao: Do you know what self-knowledge means?

Ce Ce: I know ~ isn't it the one that adults need most ~ ~ ~

Bag: Mr. Gongsun, when you die, our government will buy you a huge wreath.

Thank you, my master. How much does that cost ~

Bao: As long as you die, my government is willing to spend any money.

Strategy: -= & sect

Bao: What's the matter? Is Mr. Gongsun speechless?

Ce Ce: The students are thinking, how many boxes do you have to take to collect enough money for a wreath ~ ~

six

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, our government will scold you!

Policy:-= ||

Bao: Say something, are you afraid?

(Ce Ce hands over a piece of paper that says, "Students don't talk to two kinds of people-black people and fat people. Sorry, your honor, you are both. " )

seven

Bao: This is our new self-portrait. Does it look nice?

Introduction: Good-looking ~ 90-year-old man painted like this, the painter's painter is really good ~ ~ ~

eight

Wool spinning inside ...

Ce Ce: My Lord, why do you always take students' toilet paper ~ ~ Don't you buy some yourself?

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, don't be so stingy! ! Isn't it just a little toilet paper I'll give it back to you when I'm done!

Policy: = = |||

nine

Bao: Where is today's form paper?

Strategy: students wrap it in garbage and throw it away ~ ~

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, we haven't seen it yet. How can you throw it away?

Ce Ce: What's there to see? It's all bone residue and banana peel ~ ~

10

Ce Ce: My Lord, students treat you to steamed buns tonight ~ ~ ~

Bag: My government is not a person who likes to eat steamed buns! ! !

Strategy: Oh ~ ~ Students understand ~ ~

Bag: but when we eat steamed bread, ah ... not people! ! !

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Kaifengfu Neiya ...

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, come quickly! ! !

Cece: What is it ~ My Lord ~ ~ ~

Bao: I bought some watermelons to sell to you! Not sweet, no money! ! !

Cece: Uh ~ Give me an unsweetened one ~ ~ ~

12 package: Mr. Gongsun is in a good mood today! ! Go out with my house! !

Strategy: My Lord, the students are in a good mood. Don't spoil it, okay ~ ~

Package:-※……% RMB #

13

Ce Ce: My Lord, what are your conditions for choosing a spouse?

Bags: first: women! Second: alive and gone! !

Policy:-= ||

14

In an inn, the bag is being investigated! ! Ce ce ran outside the inn and shouted! !

Ce Ce: Your Excellency, the emperor has an order to announce that you will enter the palace as soon as possible ~ ~

Bag: Mr. Gongsun, here we are! !

Ce Ce: Why are adults so slow ~ ~ ~

Bao: It's fast enough. Our government jumped directly from the second floor! !

Strategy: Is there a pit on the ground ~ ~ ~

Bag:) × ... ※% ￥

15

One day, the bag looks in the mirror and says countermeasures!

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, do you think our government should have plastic surgery?

Ce Ce: My Lord, don't disturb the People's Hospital ~ ~

Bag: (×) ※ ......

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One day, the bag touched its belly and said the countermeasures!

Bao: My family is so depressed that it is full of meat! !

Ce Ce: My Lord, you can be a dish ~ ~ ~ potato without meat? Pepper? Do you want some more steamed bread?

Bag: ￥% ※× (

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Ce Ce: My Lord, why haven't you thought about getting married?

Bao: Oh, Mr. Gongsun, I can't find anyone who can stand the anger of my court like you. How can my government get married? ! !

Policy:-= ||

18

Ce Ce: Your honor, the student introduced you to someone ~ ~ ~

Bao: I didn't see my house with a black face! ! ! What a wonderful thing! ! !

Policy:-= ||

19

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, I heard that you are learning Xixia language. How's it going?

Strategy: (×) ... ◎ # RMB% ... ×, do you understand? Students began to learn Oracle Bone Inscriptions in Xixia ~ ~ ~

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Bao: Mr. Gongsun, a woman came to Kaifeng today and told our family that her husband went to buy potatoes a year ago and never came back! How do you suggest the government help her?

Well, my master, just tell her, "Why are you so stupid? Since we can't wait for his potatoes, let's change to other dishes. "

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Ce Ce: adults ~ students are so happy ~ ~ ~

Bao: Why is Mr. Gongsun so happy?

Introduction: My Lord ~ ~ Students of Yin and Yang Master of Feng Shui have passed the exam ~ They failed in the exam a few years ago ~ ~ This really means that the sun comes out from the south and comes out from the north ~ ~ Huh? Where does the sun come from ~ ~ Anyway, no one will say that students are working without a license in the future ~ ~ ~

With this sense of direction, our government wants to know how you passed the exam.

Policy: = = |||

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Cece passed the bag room. .

Cece: My God, what are you wearing ~ ~

Bao: I just went to the drugstore to buy some sunscreen. Our house is already dark. It can't be dark anymore! !

Ce Ce: Then why do adults only wipe the soles of their feet ~ ~ ~

Bao: You can't bask in the soles of your feet. Shit, it's a waste!

Strategy: I can't tell. If one day an adult falls on his back, he will get sunburned ~ ~ ~

Bag:) (◎ # # RMB% ... ※×

23

One day, the baby ran in the back teeth! ! I take off my coat as soon as it gets hot, revealing my white underwear! ! My stomach is bulging! Cece passed by. ...

Ce Ce: My Lord, how many Jin ~ ~ ~

Bao: It's only 200 Jin! ! !

Strategy: the students are talking about the belly ~ ~ ~

24

One day, Ce Ce wore a black vest and was seen by the bag! ! The baby asked Ce Ce to accompany him to the street to buy clothes! !

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, how about this blue one?

Cece: Well, the color is quite good, my Lord ~ ~

Bao: How about this gray one?

Cece: Good ~ ~

B: How about the white one?

Cece: nice ~ ~

Bao: To tell the truth, Mr. Gongsun, which clothes are suitable for our government?

Ce Ce: to be honest ~ ~ I can't put on anything ~ ~ ~

Bao: ... Your black vest is too big! ! ! Still ~ ~

Policy:-= ||

From then on, in Bao Qingtian, they all wore the same black vest! ! )

25

One day, the baby and Ce Ce crossed the river by boat! ! !

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, is this ship strong?

Ce Ce: Your honor, the students think it should be ok ~ ~

Bao: The boat is leaning to one side! ! What if our government accidentally falls into the river?

Strategy: adults don't have to worry ~ students will immediately throw stones down to make marks ~ ~ Because the boat is not ours, it won't be engraved ~ ~

Package:-※……% RMB #

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Ce Ce: Your honor, you should chew the food cooked by the students today ~ ~

B: Why? Mr. Sun! !

Strategy: so you can savor the students' skills ~ ~

Chew the bag! !

Strategy: Chewing slowly at the same time can help digestion ~ ~

Bag, chew, chew!

Ce Ce: The most important thing is to find the needle that the student fell into the pot! ! !

Bags: poof ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

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Bao: Mr. Gongsun, how about this?

Chew and chew (a good day for adults ~)

B: How does it taste?

Cece: It's delicious, my Lord ~ ~ ~

Bao: Great! ! It's two days overdue, and our government thought it was broken! !

Strategy: poof ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

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Introduction: My Lord ~ Show the guards ~ Let's walk all the way to that street ~ ~ ~

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, it's so far away that our government can't walk back for a while!

Introduction: it's okay, my Lord ~ ~ Let Zhan protect you ~ ~

Zhan Zhao: = = |||

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on / in the street ....

Bao: Look, Mr. Gongsun, there are snowflakes floating in the sky. How beautiful! ! !

Introduction: Adult ~ ~ Let's go home ~ ~ Your cataract is getting worse and worse ~ ~ ~

※ bag:-# ￥%. ...

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Some forests. . .

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, you have taken our family away for so long, and it's time for us to go home! !

Introduction: Adult ~ ~ To tell the truth ~ ~ The students are all confused ~ ~ ~

Bao: ... it's so late If a ghost appears, our government will be afraid! ! !

Ce Ce: Nothing, your face is more terrible than a ghost ~ ~ ~

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Take a walk in the backyard ...

Ce Ce (complaining): Hey ~ ~ My Lord, if one day you can cook, wash dishes, repair beds and mop the floor by yourself, and you can also heal the injuries of the exhibition guards by yourself, it would be great ~ ~

Bao Bao (shaking): Mr. Gongsun, wake up, wake up, it's getting late! ! ! !

Policy: = = |||

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In the private room, the strategy is to repair the bed. ....

Policy: hey ~ students will be officials all their lives ~ ~ Let adults be teachers and serve students ~ ~ ~

Bao (squinting): Mr. Gongsun, you've said that all your life!

Policy: = = |||

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One day, the official's son passed Cece's room and saw three steamed buns on the table. He suddenly felt hungry and ate them. Soon after, ...

Ce Ce: Your honor, you just passed the student room. Do you see the buns on the table?

Bao (playing dumb): No! What happened? Mr. Sun! !

Introduction: Nothing ~ Adults ~ ~ Students are thinking that this mouse has a big appetite ~ ~ It is not dead after eating three rat poison buns ~ ~ It really lives ~ ~ ~

The bag collapsed ~ ~ ~

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Ce Ce: My Lord, have you read all the forms?

Bao: Mr. Gongsun is so concerned about the complaint received by our government today. Our government is so happy! !

Introduction: Adult ~ Give it to students after reading it ~ ~ There is no toilet paper in the toilet ~ ~ ~

35

One day, a murder happened in a coal mine. Bao Bao and Ce rushed to the scene to investigate the case, which was located in an underground mine. ...

Bao: Mr. Gongsun's skin is white enough to be used as a lamp! !

Don't say that, my Lord. Although the underground of the mine is dark, I can still see your face clearly ~ ~

Yum ~ I accidentally dropped my bag! !

Ce Ce: My Lord, where are you ~ ~ It's too dark ~ ~ The students can't see you ~ ~

Package: RMB #% ...) (

36

In the strategy room, there are exhibition guards and four doorposts, and the strategy takes out Dabao SOD secrets! !

Introduction: Look ~ ~ I just wear this skin care product ~ ~ My skin is so white and tender ~ ~ Remember! Never use skin care products indiscriminately ~ ~ The consequences are very serious, you know?

Lingyang Zhan and four doorposts: Mr. Gongsun, how serious is it?

The bag goes through the policy room. . .

Cece: Looks like this face ~ ~

Bag: ￥% ※× (

37

At Cece's birthday party, there were many peach cakes filled with bean paste! !

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, this peach looks like an ass! !

Policy: = = |||

Bag and break the peaches. ...

Bao: Look, sir, there is shit in this ass! ! !

Strategy: poof ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

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Ce Ce: My Lord ~ ~ What do you want to sleep in such a big double bed alone?

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, have you forgotten the size of our house?

Strategy: students all understand ~ ~ ~ but it's not necessary to be so big, is it?

Bao: Of course, turn over and stretch! ! !

Policy:-= ||

39

One day, when the schoolbag came in, Ce Ce was concentrating on the experiment. ....

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, our family is hungry!

Cece (continuing the experiment): The restaurant next to the mansion is not closed yet ~

Bao: But today, my government gave all my money to the little beggar at Yamenkou! !

Cece (impatient): The bank is still open ~ ~ ~

Bao: You saved money for you to sign!

Introduction: There are two kitchen knives just bought today in the kitchen ~ ~ ~

Bags: ⊙⊙⊙∣.

40

One day, Bao Ce went to the toilet with him ... The baby was bored. ...

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, sing a song for our family to relieve boredom, and we will reward you! ! !

Strategy: ......

Bao: What? Afraid this government can't afford it?

Ce Ce: Your honor, I haven't paid my credit account before ~ ~

Bag: = = |||

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One day, the bag came home and looked depressed!

Ce Ce: Did you adults encounter anything unpleasant?

Bao: Today, our government found a silver ticket of 100 Liang in the street! !

Ce Ce: Then adults should be happy ~ ~

Bao: Another passer-by saw it, and our family shared it with him! !

Ce Ce: Isn't there still 50 Liang ~ ~

Bao: Before I got back to the yamen, the yamen found that I had lost my silver ticket myself! !

Ce Ce: That seems to be an adult's salary this month, right? And then ~ ~ Zhan Weibing ~ ~ Continue to eat porridge and pickles tonight ~ ~ ~

(Zhao Zhao flies out of the room and flies up the bag T ~ ~ ~ ~)

Forty two.

One day in a restaurant, the bag fell from the second floor after being drunk, which attracted many passers-by to watch! Cece heard the news and rushed to the scene!

Ce Ce: My Lord, what happened?

Bao: I don't know, our government has just arrived! ! !

Policy: = = |||

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Bao Baoze is walking in the backyard. ....

Ce Ce: My Lord, the students dreamed of the Jade Emperor yesterday ~ ~ ~

Bao: Really? What did Mr. Wang say to the Jade Emperor?

Introduction: He said he could satisfy a student's wish ~ ~ I took out my drawings and made a wish to make Dasong peaceful for a thousand years ~ ~

Teacher, is this too difficult?

Introduction: That's what the Jade Emperor said ~ ~ So the students changed: I made a wish to make you white and handsome ~ ~ ~

Bag: ⊙▽ Hehe ~ ~

Introduction: The Jade Emperor pondered for a while, and said to me, Bring the drawings and have a look again ~ ~ ~

Bag: = = |||

Forty-four

When summer comes, the members of Kaifengfu have become particularly lazy ~ ~ ~ The policy can't stand it anymore ~ ~

Policy: Students should draw up the schedule of Kaifeng ~ ~ What do adults think?

Bao: OK, sir, show it to our government! !

(One minute later)

Cece: OK, please have a look ~ ~ ~

Package (reading): get up, brush your teeth, wash your face, have breakfast, have class, have lunch, have class, have dinner, brush your teeth, wash your face and sleep.

Strategy: How about it?

Bao: Does Mr. Wang not go to the toilet all day?

Policy: = = |||

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One day, the baby went out to play in a sedan chair together ~ ~ Suddenly Pang Taishi flew past them in a carriage!

Master (shouting): Master Bao, have you ever been in a carriage?

Hearing this, the bag didn't even hit, so the exhibition guard carried it on the sedan chair with flying skills. Zhan Zhao exhausted his internal force and finally surpassed a surname's carriage! ! !

Soon, a surnamed Yu came up from behind and shouted louder than before! ! !

Tai Shi: Bao Heizi, have you ever been in a carriage?

Say that finish and fly away.

Baby (shaking his head): It's all you, sir. Why should our government come out in a sedan chair?

Policy: = = |||

They walked in the sedan chair for a while and found that a carriage had hit the mountain in front of them. Pang Taishi climbed out from the inside and patted the dust! !

Tai Shi: Have you ever been in a carriage? Do you know where its brakes are?

Bao Zhaoce fell ~ ~ ~

46

One day, Bao Ce went to other provinces to handle a case. In order to express their gratitude to him, the local people sent a strange-looking jade to the bag! ! ! After returning to the house .....

Bao: Look at this jade, sir. The shape is very strange. It looks like a piece of shit. How can I get it out of the house? ~ ~

Ce Ce: Yes, my Lord, you are not a toilet. You don't need to take the shit out! !

Bag: = = |||

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Wool spinning inside ...

Policy: My Lord, why don't you always bring paper and pay attention to hygiene? This will damage the image of Bao Qingtian in Kaifeng ~ ~

Bao: sir ~ ~ This house is not like you. You have to change clothes when you go to the toilet, in order to match toilet paper.

Policy: = = |||

48

Mr. Gongsun was very envious when he saw how handsome Lingyang Zhan was riding. One day, he secretly pulled Zhan Zhao's horse out and climbed it on horseback. Ma recognizes the Lord and does not listen to Mr. Gongsun's command. Mr. Gongsun was scared and hugged the horse's neck. Zhan Zhao happened to see it and asked strangely, "Mr. Gongsun, where are you going?"

Mr. Gongsun was frightened: "This is for your horse!"

Forty nine

Bags and strategies are betting again.

Bao: Although you are full of knowledge, you can't tell jokes, can you?

Ce Ce: Hey, there are so many jokes in one sentence, I'm afraid you can't understand.

Bag: Hahaha, how can you not understand it? What a joke. ⊙⊙||

This game is a victory!

50

Mr. Gongsun felt Bai Yutang's pulse: "Congratulations, Bai Shaoxia, you are happy!"

Bai Yutang exclaimed, "ah! How is that possible? ! ! ! "

Mr. Gongsun said with a smile, "Of course not, but Bai Shaoxia, your hiccup is over."

⊙⊙⊙∣. Bai Yutang

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One day, the baby suddenly walked into the kitchen of Houya to show his concern for Kaifeng Liuzi. He saw Cece and Zhaozhao standing in front of a big soup pot.

Bao: Let our government try this soup ~

Zhao Zhao: But. . . .

Bao: But what? Give this house a spoon! !

The bag took a swig and his face changed greatly!

Bao: Shit! How can I give you this! ! ! This is simply a brush pot of water!

Zhaozhao: I just want to say that you have tasted it!

Fifty two

Bao: Mr. Gongsun, what is Kaifeng House?

Introduction (without thinking): Lord Hui, Kaifengfu is a relative of the students and also their mother ~ ~ ~

Baby (stroking his beard and nodding): Well, your answer is very good. Kaifengfu is your mother, you have to love her! !

Zhao Zhao glanced at the bag and shivered!

Bag: Zhan Guardian, you say, what is Kaifeng House?

Zhao Zhao (trembling): Lord Hui, Kaifeng is Mr. Sun's mother!

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One day, Kaifeng Qizi took turns to give a report!

Ce Ce: I spent my best time in the arms of a woman, but this woman is not my wife! "

Everyone was shocked.

Ce Ce: "She is my mother!"

Everyone laughed and applauded warmly. Now Zhao Zhao also wants to try to talk about it.

Zhao Zhao (loudly): My best time was spent in the arms of a woman, but she was not my wife! "

6 farce son shocked again, Zhao Zhao was silent for a while, trying to remember!

Zhao Zhao: ... I really can't remember who she is ~ ~