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The wisdom of the Jews (3)

Everyone's impression of Jews has always been shrewd. It is true that they are good at doing business, and their control over money and market is unparalleled. Therefore, no matter how many times they are forced to emigrate, they rise again and again as rich people, and there are Jews where there is money. This is no exaggeration. Then why do they have so much wealth, and how can they have the ability to spin a thousand pieces of silver? All of them are back! ?

Most Jews believe in God, but their secular God is money. There is a story, someone asked a Jew to borrow money, and that person offered 9% interest. The borrower said he was crazy. How can he charge the member 9% interest? When God sees it from the sky, he must have an idea. The Jews replied that when God saw it from heaven, 9 was like a 6. Although this is a joke, it shows that in the eyes of Jews, money is more real than God. They are very convinced that only after ensuring the secular life of the body can they worship God on the spiritual level. Therefore, Jews regard making money seriously as part of their faith, which gives them unparalleled business wisdom and impressive record.

Jews stroll in shopping centers around the world. Because they have no country and no fixed market for a long time. For Jews, where there is money, there is a place to live. They are never vague in the shopping mall, so-so, everything is clear, and a penny is worth a penny. Their mental arithmetic ability is very strong, and they can often make judgments quickly when things happen, which also makes Jews comfortable in shopping malls, calm and calm in negotiations, and step by step until they achieve complete victory. And they will be generous to "care" and will never give up any profits they can earn. Although many people find it difficult to deal with smart Jews, this is not the case.

Jews are very trustworthy in doing business. For them, time is money. "Time is as precious as gold" is a principle that every Jew will follow. They will be punctual when making an appointment, and try to reduce the waste of invalid time. For them, the market is changing rapidly and they will never miss the opportunity easily. Moreover, they are very contractual, and once they promise, they will earnestly fulfill them. So if you do business with them, you just have to abide by the rules and fulfill the contract, even if it is a verbal promise, you don't have to worry about the following problems.

In Jewish business history, "reasonable transaction" is a very important principle, and the principles of "fair weight", "childlike innocence" and "no fraud" are consistent. Jews prohibit false advertisements, and in the course of their transactions, merchants will take the initiative to inform buyers of the defects of their goods. If the goods are found to be defective, the buyer has the right to request a return at any time.

The cleverest thing about Jews is that they know that health is the capital to make money. Jews pay great attention to diet. They think that eating well will naturally be great, and they especially love cleanliness. They take a bath every day. They won't do anything against nature, they are optimistic and conform to nature. Businessmen work irregularly, and rest wastes time and spends less money, but Jewish businessmen will not hesitate to give up their work and choose rest. Because you are in good health, you have a lot of time to make money. There is absolutely no need to look only at the immediate gains and losses. A person who has no leisure and can't arrange his time reasonably is definitely not a person who can make money.