Company Annual Meeting Sketch

Family type:

Three-person comedy sketch script "The Children Are Grown Up"

Characters: man, woman, son

[ Curtain rise: a pair of sofas and a coffee table on the stage.

Female: Money is afraid of hair, goods are afraid of cheapness. A forty-year-old man is afraid that his wife will give him a good look. If he is given some air, he will become asthmatic. If he is given some sunshine, he will be brilliant. You need to spread some Straw, he lays eggs when he lies on it----(Shouting to the stadium gate) Suda----Suda----Suda-----

Male: (The two promised behind the scenes) After the sound, he hurriedly ran up) Hey----hey----it's in place! Just scream and I say yes. You keep shouting at the top of your lungs. We have been a couple for more than 20 years, and you still don’t know that your husband’s legs are short?

Female: Suda----

Male: Suda Suda? What a shame! If you call me a big name when you open your mouth, can't you be more gentle and call me a petite name?

Female: Your nickname is----

Male: Fat.

Female: Isn’t that still about making noodles? Say, what have you done today?

Male: What can I do? Just do some small business.

Female: What business?

Male: That means painting the Great Wall, putting a cover on the Yellow River, putting a hat on Mount Tai, earning some foreign exchange along the way, and making an artificial leather suit for US Air Force One--- -

Female: Why don’t you get a submarine to connect the sewers to our house?

Male: How lonely is a boat? If you want to do it, just get two of them and let them collide in the sewer.

Female: Don’t put it on your nose, just put it on your face. (Take out a bottle of toothpaste-like cosmetics) Do you know this?

Male: Isn’t this on your dressing table?

Female: It’s sitting fine on my dressing table. Why did you throw it into the corridor? Drink soy sauce and dance like thunder------Are you having cramps?

Male: Who is having cramps? Hasn’t it gone bad?

Female: Why did it go bad?

Male: Originally, last Sunday, I ran out of toothpaste, so I secretly squeezed some of your toothpaste--oh my god, it tastes bad when it comes to my mouth.

Female: Do you use it as toothpaste?

Male: If it’s not toothpaste, what is it?

Female: This is a breast enhancement product!

Male: Feng - as I said, after using it, my lips become red and swollen, and my tongue swells like a small rubber ball. As soon as I go out, my neighbor’s brother asks me: Do you have a foursome in your mouth? What are you doing with Ximauzi? If you don’t throw this crap away, why should I still keep it?

Female: Why don’t you throw away those bottles of wine?

Male: Alcohol is a food essence. The more you drink, the younger you become. The biggest harm is being drunk. What’s the use of having big breasts? Our family doesn't have a basketball team either. Look at your piles of cosmetics, spending money on those things is a waste!

Female: It can add beauty to me.

Male: To be beautiful, you have to have a good base, apply whatever you put on it, and it will look good. For example, an old eggplant, no matter how thick you spray it with green paint---- -Isn’t it pretending to be young?

Female: Who are you calling an old eggplant?

Male: Isn’t this a metaphor?

Female: What an analogy, this is the first time you have told the truth since we got married. It has been twenty years, and I have been deceived by your sweet words-----

Male :Who lied to you?

Female: What did you say to me when we were in love? You said that others compare their sweethearts to flowers, which is all nonsense. If you want to compare, just compare me to your favorite fruit.

Male: Haven’t I always done this? When we were in love, I thought of you as a green apple, whether you were good-looking or not. After getting married, I thought of you as a peach, because you were delicious and good-looking. After having children, I thought of you as a pineapple, whether you were good-looking or not---

Female: Now then-----

Male: Now I treat you as a tomato--do you still think you are a fruit?

Female: I knew you were lying to me, you never took me to your heart.

Male: Who didn’t take you to heart? When I first got married, I would get upset when I couldn’t see you for a while. I couldn’t see you for two days, which made me worried. You were away on a business trip for three days to study. I kiss you every day in my dreams, I bite the pillow and take a bite of buckwheat husk! That time, you accidentally hit the door frame. I was so scared that I quickly looked at you. I held your head and blew and rubbed it. I kicked the door frame several times.

Female: Didn’t you just get married? The day before yesterday, I hit the door frame again. How did you behave?

Male: I quickly ran over and took a look -----

Female: Are you looking to see if the door frame is broken? The most irritating thing is when you look at it and say: "Looking at the door frame with your big eyes, who are you thinking of?"

Male: Is that what I said?

Female: That’s what you said.

Male: There is no way I can say that----If you don’t believe it, you will hit me again later-----

Female: Do you want me to hit you to death? Beautiful you. I've long seen that your boy is the Yanbahu under the eaves------not a good bird at all! If I can't live this life anymore, I'll divorce you!

Male: Do you think I love spending time with you? Divorce means divorce.

Female: Don’t think I’m trying to scare you. I’m only doing this for our son’s sake when we get along with you today.

Male: How could I have lived with you until now if I didn’t care about our son’s face?

Female: You are so close, what about our son? That's my son!

Male: Your son? How can your son be so handsome?

Female: How can your son be so slim?

Male: My son is cool and follows me.

Female: My son is as slim as I want.

The son shouted behind the scenes: Dad -

Male: Did you hear that? My son is mine.

The son shouted behind the scenes: Mom————

Female: Did you hear that? My son is mine.

Male: My son is me -

Female: My son is me -

Male: My son is me -

Female : My son is me——

Enter my son.

Sister: We only have one son in our family, so please don’t compete with me.

Male: Who argued with you?

Female: Look at my son, how much does he look like me?

Male: Does my son look like you? Are you deceiving the audience by staring blindly?

Female: Son, your dad wants to divorce me.

Male: It’s your mother who wants to divorce me.

Female: Son, if I weren’t afraid that you would suffer, my mother wouldn’t be able to spend a day with him.

Male: Son, if I were not afraid of making you uncomfortable, I would spend another day with her and I would be your son.

Son: Dad, Mom, I know they are all for my own good, but you two must not delay the divorce because of me -

Male and female: Huh? !

Zi: Since the day I can remember, you two have wanted to divorce every now and then. It seems that divorce is your lifelong pursuit! But every time you fail to realize it because of my face. Today I beg you, please don’t take me seriously. Go ahead and realize your ideal without hesitation. Leave - (take out a piece of paper and hold it up)

Male: This is————

Sister: Last time you said you wanted a divorce, I wrote a divorce application for you. Sign it.

Female: Son, mother can’t bear to leave you——

Male: Son, dad will give you a favor today——

Son: You’d better give me one Come on! Last year, my academic performance dropped. When the teacher asked me what was going on, I said that my parents were getting divorced. From then on, the teacher cared more about me and called on my classmates to take care of me. They gave me books, pens, and delicious food. My classmates and parents also took me to the zoo to see bears. But today you are still a couple. The teacher said I lied, my classmates said I deceived the organization, and my deskmate said that taking me to see bears is an insult to bears! Since then, I have been waiting and looking forward to that with a depressed mood, and finally I have been looking forward to this day -

Male: Son, please think about it carefully. If we divorce, who will care about you? ?

It’s better if no one cares! Then I would be free, no one would supervise my studies, and I could go to Internet cafes every day.

Male: You dare! I won’t give you money, let’s see how you play?

Zi: The Internet cafe owner has just divorced, and he is the same age as my mother. If my mother can fight to marry him, then why should I spend money playing games?

Female: Why should I find someone who opens an Internet cafe?

Zi: Dad, just find another restaurant owner, and I will save the meal money.

Female: Aren’t you sad if you don’t have a father or a mother?

Zi: I have two luxury lineups by myself, ah, how happy I am!

Female: Of course it would be nice to have a good stepmother, but with your father’s virtue, he can only find someone with a crooked mouth and evil eyes -

Male: You just need to find someone who is stupid and stupid——

Female: You find someone who steals donkeys and pouts————

Male: You find someone who pulls out worn shoes——

Female: Find someone with sores and leprosy——

Male: Find someone with short heart and calcium deficiency——

Female: You Find someone who is stiff and stiff---

Male: Find someone who is shirtless and wearing a tie---

Wife: Are you doing poetry here or not? Can you say one less thing? It is said that home is a harbor, but the two of you have become a bay when you are noisy? As parents, can you give your children some peace of mind? Mom, tell me the truth, do you really not love my dad?

Female: I don’t love it.

Zi: Then why do you feel restless from morning to night every time he goes out? When it’s cloudy or rainy, you say the weather has changed. Your dad must have a stomachache, and I don’t know if he can forget it. Take medicine -

Male: Son -

Son: Dad, do you really not care about my mother? That day you saw my mother walking with a young man on the street, and you followed her like a spy. Later, when they got on the bus, you chased after them, and even your shoes were gone. As for chasing the bandits, the man later poked his head out of the car window and said, Dad, why did you turn around?

Male: That boy is your uncle!

Zi: I know you love your mother, and she loves you too, but why are you always arguing over trivial matters? You talk about divorce whenever you have a quarrel, and just divorce as soon as you say it? Just shouting slogans without taking action, you are so dishonest.

Male: That’s not because of you.

Female: Mom can’t bear to leave you——

Son: Don’t use me as a stepping stone today. You two, can you take some practical actions? (picks up paper) Sign!

Male: Son, dad - never leave.

Zi: You really don’t look like a man. Mom, sign it.

Female: My son, my mother will not divorce me——

Son: Think about it, let’s make an agreement. If we don’t sign today, no one will be allowed to say the word divorce again in the future. .

Male and female: Don’t tell, I promise

Sister: How about you two?

Male: Then society will be harmonious.

Female: Our family can definitely do well.

Zi: Well, let’s make a peace agreement now. Whoever commits the crime again will read this divorce application loudly.

Male and female: OK.

Zi: Read it again now.

Male and female: Son, don’t read it anymore.

Zi: Just sign if you don’t want to read it.

Men and women: read, read.

Zi: One sentence per person, louder.

Female: Dear noodle——

Male: Dear waist——

Female: I am Feng’er and you are Sha——

Male: I am leather shoes and you are brush——

Female: I am Hami and you are melon——

Male: I am cow dung and you are fork——

Female: I am a noodle——

Male: I am a mahua——

Female: I am a loach——

Male: I It’s a river shrimp——

Female: I am a house sparrow——

Male: I am a frog——

Female: I chirp, chirp, chirp ——

Male: I’m stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, gua… What word did this kid write?

Female: Our son has really grown up.

Male: Son————

Female: Son————

[The men and women focused their eyes on the son and opened their arms emotionally. The son cleverly avoided it, and the woman hugged the man.

Female: Mom’s good son-----

Son: (snickering) Mom, I’m going to school to make up for classes-----

Female: Ah-----(realizing that the person you are hugging is not your son, breaks away) Why are you pretending to be your son?

Male: You are just pretending to be a son, (withdrawing his hand) I said it feels so "cuckoo".

Son: Mom, Dad, you should also make up for the lessons ------- (Part 2)

Male: This child-----let us make up for the lessons.

Female: My son has grown up, and we have to listen to him. Come, make up a lesson!

Male: If I don’t care about my son’s face, I really don’t like this thing-----(He hugs the girl and hides away, the man stumbles. He looks towards his son’s exit) Son, look at you Oh my god, she doesn't make up the lessons -------

Female: Who doesn't make up the lessons? Don’t you have to find a place to make up classes? You're so silly ----- (Part 2)

Male: (To the audience) Don't just laugh at my family's jokes. Anyone who needs to make up lessons should go home quickly and hurry up, ah!

[Bow, the wife and son come back, and the three of them take their final call

Professional:

The sketch script of three people’s official reception (official reception)

Character profile:

Xiao Zhang: Male, about 35 years old, receptionist in the Human Resources Department, serious and responsible at work, strong sense of responsibility, funny and humorous.

Xiao Wang: Male, about 25 years old, receptionist in the Human Resources Department, serious and responsible at work, strong sense of responsibility, humorous and personality.

He Jianhua: Male, about 45 years old, director of the Propaganda Department of the Municipal Party Committee. On the surface, he is very serious and tricky, but in fact he is enthusiastic and generous, and treats any work extremely rigorously.

Scene: Reception room of the HR department

Props: table, three chairs, two pens, schedule. Folders, telephones, teapots and cups on the table.

The curtain slowly opened

Xiao Wang was sitting at the table, sorting out documents, while Xiao Zhang hurriedly ran up with a folder in his hand.

Xiao Zhang: Come on, there is a new reception task.

Xiao Wang stood up: Really? What is the reception task?

Xiao Zhang: He Jianhua, the director of the Propaganda Department of the Municipal Party Committee, is coming to attend the publicity meeting of government agencies and provide guidance on publicity work.

Xiao Wang: Are the city leaders coming? when?

Xiao Zhang: Right now!

Xiao Wang: Right now? yeah! I have memorized the "Official Reception Manual", but I have never received guests from the city or province!

Xiao Zhang: Yeah! The director said that this task should be completed by the two of us, which fulfills your wish. (Facing the audience, using the tone of the host) Audience friends, audience friends, (touching heartbeat) Why are you a little nervous? Really useless!

Xiao Wang took a step forward: Let me introduce you!

Xiao Zhang took Xiao Wang’s arm: You have just arrived and are inexperienced.

Hello, audience friends, first of all, let me introduce myself. I am Xiao Zhang, the receptionist of the Human Resources Department. I am male, 35 years old, married, height...

Xiao Wang: Are you looking for marriage?

Xiao Zhang: Oh oh oh! I was too nervous. (I extended my hand to invite Xiao Wang. When Xiao Wang opened his mouth to introduce himself, Xiao Zhang intercepted.) This is my colleague Xiao Wang, an unmarried man.

Xiao Wang: Well, Wong Lo Kat’s king.

Xiao Zhang: The two of us are a bottle of authentic melatonin!

Xiao Wang: (Being first) is the golden partner! (Holds up finger) Yeah! Not for advertising!

Xiao Zhang: I have been working in the Human Resources Reception Department for three years. The reception work is to greet people when I come and say goodbye when I go, with a kind attitude and a serious smile. Always keep a smile on your face without showing your teeth (make a smiley face).

Xiao Wang: You smile so ugly. (With a smile) The reception work must be warm and thoughtful, patient and meticulous, standardized and orderly, and the guests are satisfied, and establish a good image of the agency through practical actions.

Xiao Zhang: To sum it up in one sentence, reception is a matter of skill on the tip of the tongue. You must be eloquent, have a warm attitude, and have considerate service.

Xiao Wang: It’s necessary.

The phone rang, and Xiao Zhang picked up the phone first: Hello! Hello! Personnel reception desk! Minister He? Hello! (Suddenly stood up and stood still) Leaders, please rest assured that we will, as always, do our best to do the reception work! Yes, yes, yes. (Put down the receiver and sit upright.)

Xiao Wang: (also stood up) Don’t worry, leaders, we will definitely drink only pure water and pure milk. State, the reception work is done neatly and neatly!

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Outline:

Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang from the Personnel Department received notice that He Jianhua, the director of the Propaganda Department of the Municipal Party Committee, was coming to attend the publicity meeting of the government agency and provide guidance on publicity work. . Since He Jianhua was coming soon, Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang began to arrange He Jianhua's schedule. According to the process, they made detailed arrangements for meals, accommodation, meetings, backup activities, as well as car parking and security. Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang expressed confidence that they must use warm, thoughtful, high-quality and efficient reception services to establish a good image of this government agency and satisfy Minister He Jianhua.

When He Jianhua arrived, Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang warmly received him in a funny and polite way. Unexpectedly, He Jianhua was quite serious and showed an attitude of not caring about this kind of reception, while Xiao Zhang He Xiaowang, as always, showed the most enthusiastic attitude and was very particular about etiquette and status in serving He Jianhua. But He Jianhua became indifferent again, questioning Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang with cold and humorous words from time to time. For example, when asking about dining and accommodation arrangements, he complained that the food was not good, the accommodation was not of high quality, etc. Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang had a clear attitude and responded unanimously: This is frugality, doing things according to the rules, and not advocating extravagance and waste. In the end, He Jianhua clapped his hands happily, leaving Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang confused. It turned out that He Jianhua had deliberately made things difficult for them from the beginning to see how well they were doing in reception and how to deal with unexpected situations. He Jianhua was very satisfied with the performance of Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang, especially in the aspect of etiquette. He Jianhua sincerely praised them. Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wang became more confident and unanimously stated that they would always do a good job in reception with the attitude of "paying attention to etiquette, being rigorous and meticulous, seeking truth and being pragmatic, and acting in accordance with the rules"!