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I want to find a joke about giving up my seat on the bus

Seat-giving incident on the bus

Bus driver's blog:

Today, I went to work as usual. When the bus arrived at the provincial hospital, an old man came over. I played the car radio: "Please give your seat to the old, the weak, the sick and the pregnant." But after a while, the back was a mess, and many young people catered to the old man and insisted on giving him their seats. I wonder: Does this uncle look like Li Ka-shing? I have been driving for more than ten years and have never seen such a luxurious lineup. ...

Middle-aged women's blogs:

Today, I go to work by bus as usual. As usual, there are still no seats. The quality of young people nowadays is really poor. An old man got on the bus and called on everyone to give up their seats on the radio. A car full of young people pretended not to hear. Everyone will get old one day. Why can't they care about each other? Finally, a foreigner came forward. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I said to these young people, "Where are our traditional virtues?" A car full of people offered their seats to a foreign guest. Isn't this a slap in the face for 5,000 years of civilization? "This sentence is really useful, and many young people have come forward.

Business Youth Blog:

Tired, I ran for another day yesterday. In our line of work, we shuttle through the city all day. The bus is too crowded, and one stop is often a whole day. I finally got a seat today, but an old man came by. He stared at us as soon as he got on the bus, obviously looking for a seat. It's not that I don't know how to respect the old and love the young. We ran around all day and our legs were broken. No matter how young we are, we all know that we are tired. They are very nice old people. They go to the far park for morning exercises every day and hang on the horizontal bar all morning. What I don't understand in particular is, don't you feel tired hanging around in the park? What's wrong with standing in the car for a while? That uncle's hair is white and his face is ruddy than mine. But then a foreigner offered his seat, and we couldn't sit still. We cannot lose to foreigners. So I let my uncle sit in my seat. Although a little tired, I think it is worthwhile, at least making a little contribution to the dignity of the nation.

International student blog:

My Chinese still hasn't improved. It's really too difficult. I went to school by bus today and slept with an old man. In our country, you can't give up your seat to a man, because no matter how old you are, you are still a man, and your dignity is inviolable. It's almost time for school. I stood up to get off. I didn't expect a woman to say something to everyone. Suddenly, several young people held me down and wouldn't let me go down. After a few stops, I saw that no one was paying attention to me, so I sneaked away and walked back more than three stops in the sun. I don't even know what happened now. Did the lady lose her purse? Why not let people go?

Blogs are like snow:

Today, I dyed my hair newly. As soon as I got on the bus, I couldn't wait to see people's reaction. But everyone in the car avoided my eyes and pretended not to see me. Later, a foreigner stood up, and then almost everyone in the car stood up and insisted that I sit down without listening to any explanation. God, I'm only 18 years old. I will never dye this avant-garde color again. ...