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Love letter: What have I done to you?
I got a scholarship before I met you, and I made up the exam after I met you. Before you know me, you make up the exam, and after you know me, you get a scholarship.
Second, I endure the shame of making others laugh and wash your clothes.
Three apples, one for you, two apples, and I'll give you the big one.
Four, eat a fish, I let you eat big body, I eat fish head.
You are so ugly, I call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.
6. Go out to spend money, and you can only eat carrots when you come back. If you save money, of course you can eat shark fin by yourself! )
In my Me Before You, I have never had a girlfriend. Before you met me, you had two boyfriends (a high school and a junior high school). )
Eight, when you are angry, I let you be a punching bag. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.
You can kiss me anytime. If you allow me, I want to kiss you.
You often hit me, but I never hit you.
Once you asked me what would happen to me if you fell in love with another man. I said I would kill that man. Let me ask you, what will happen if I fall in love with another woman? You said you were going to castrate me.
I bought you clothes from 200 yuan, but I only lied to you, 50 yuan. You bought me a watch from 30 yuan and tricked me into asking for a 300 yuan.
Thirteen, that time you said you wanted to have sex with me, and I rushed two miles to buy condoms, but you said you just wanted to see if I was a good boy and called me a bitch.
14. I broke your earphone. I bought a new one to compensate you. You lost my bike without even saying you were sorry.
Fifteen, once you get sick, I'll lose two pounds. Once I get sick, you will gain two pounds instead (you come to the dormitory with me and eat all my snacks. )
I don't think you are short, but you think I am tall.
Seventeen, you come to my house, I sleep on the sofa, I go to your house, or I sleep on the sofa.
My mother is so good to you, and your mother is not good to me at all.
Nineteen, that time I went to an open-air concert, you rode on my head and watched it with relish. I was pinned down by you, crying in the crowd.
Twenty, my dog was born, and I will give you the most beautiful one. But you gave me your dying goldfish, which made me have to die after only two days.
Twenty-one, I washed your socks n times, and I didn't lose to you. When I was sick, you only washed two pairs of socks for me, and one person lost one pair.
Akang
A love letter from a girl to a boy.
Wandering in the familiar street, I still have your familiar concerns. When I found you, I found the foundation and beauty of my life. I still love you, even if you give me another chance to love, I will still give you a vow of eternal love. It was the choice of love that brought me back to the original point of loving you. Meeting in this life is a miracle. I won't give up the mystery of love and the beauty of this tie easily.
A love letter from a girl to a boy.
I think I'm finished. I don't think you responded to the message quickly enough.
Second, people have fate, fate is impermanent and fate is unpredictable. Since it is unpredictable, why not create your own destiny? I think my destiny is you, destiny takes a hand is you, I hope I am right!
Your laughter is the source of my happiness, and your smile is the most beautiful picture in my life, so I hope I will be by your side every time I laugh.
Fourth, I really want to hug you, but I am wronged to death through a bad screen.
5. What you see is the real me! Touch the world with your presence!
6. The wind is my greeting and the rain is my wish; Moonlight is my comfort and sunshine is my hope; Dear, no matter what kind of weather, my love is with you!
7. Every girl is an angel without tears. When an angel falls in love with a boy, she will have tears, and when that day comes, she will fall into the mortal world. Therefore, every boy should not disappoint your girl, because he once gave up the whole heaven for you.
The wind is very sweet today. I think it's coming from your direction
How many times have I told you, it's no use complaining about hugging me.
Ten, in front of you, I dare not be hard anywhere except Ding Ding.
It is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me and lands on your sleeping pillow with my thoughts and blessings.
12. Do you still want your mother? I will also share my mother with you.
Thirteen, what you see is the truest me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!
I accidentally sent it by mistake. I love you. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.
15. Is it bad to like me? Why do you want to be a maverick pig
Sixteen, I sentence you to life imprisonment in the name of love, and execute it in my heart.
Seventeen, if you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you hate, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world; If you leave me, I will bear it silently.
18. A door has only one lock, and only one key can open a lock. In the long river of life, you are the key in my heart, unlock the lock in my heart. Please let us fall in love.
Nineteen, I like that you are not impulsive and have no objection.
A butterfly can fly several times with a few blinks. The night sky is full of stars. How many will fall to the ground? These are all things you don't know. There's an eye on you. When will you find out?
I want to spend your money to live in your room, and I will be your wife if I have no promise.
Twenty-two, the morning is the beginning of beauty, the night is the end of trouble, sunny days give you all the happiness, rainy days wash away all the sadness. Rain or shine, get along day and night, and wish you happiness every day!
I like you so much that if I don't sleep with you, I feel particularly disrespectful to your body.
Twenty-four, I deeply beg you; Don't shut me out of your love, I can't lack your love for a minute. Only by winning your love can my life be brilliant.
I warn you not to touch my bottom line or I will lower my bottom line again, which is very difficult!
I am a person who can't stand criticism. You scold me, I'll marry you.
Twenty-seven, I love you, so I send you a message to convey my love through cell phone signals; If you love me, please send me a message and reply to my sweetness along the way!
28. It is my fault to love you, and it is also my fault not to love you. I would rather let a beautiful mistake be born than miss any chance to say: I love you.
Twenty-nine, I won't shit for you today, which means you have cleaned it up.
You are a good girl, I'm afraid I hurt you for too long.
Can you promise me a spring instead of a long cold winter?
32. Do you want to sleep with me because you sweet-talk me?
Thirty-three, your hesitation period has passed, don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.
You must tell me if you have a crush on me. Wouldn't it be silly to secretly love each other?
Thirty-five, there is always a scene in life called meeting, there is always a story in life called staying together, and life is a play. Now, I invite you to be the leading role and play opposite me.
36. The desert hides endless beauty and danger, and so does love!
Thirty-seven, there are snow flowers in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes have missed their feet. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please call me back gently!
38. Your figure always appears in my mind; Your smiling face always surrounds me in my sleep; No matter in dreams or in reality, you are the deepest reliance in my heart. Who else can I love besides you?
Thirty-nine, the lost years are gone forever, but the lost memories will reappear because of you, and will become clear and transparent because of you. This is the power of love and the magic of love.
When I am angry, don't ask me why I am hugging me first.
Forty-one, you are familiar with not only your name, but also your lovely appearance.
Forty-two, I suddenly feel that no matter what is right or wrong, as long as I have you, everything becomes unimportant!
Forty-three, I am so angry. Why haven't you come to confess? I've figured out how to promise you.
You sneezed today, didn't you? This is proof that I miss you.
There are many ways to be happy. The most direct way is to see you
Forty-six, let's eat the whole family bucket, so that we can be a family.
47. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.
Forty-eight, girls should travel far, boys should not cry. It's spring, and it's time for girls to go home. Boys should take care, girls will miss them.
Forty-nine, if you are a mountain, I would like to be a river and walk around you; If you are tea, I would rather be boiled water, and I will soak you; If you are a cloud, I would like to be the wind, and I will chase you.
Do I like you or not? You came to my dream, and it was all about you.
Fifty-one, since we meet, how can we endure separation and be willing to live together year after year? Its beautiful moment, its dreamlike moment, we are willing to embrace day and night.
52. Marriage is visible, but love is invisible; Greetings are visible, but care is invisible. But I love you, but it is obvious.
Fifty-three, if you can make me love you all my life, I'll accompany you in the next life!
Dear, please listen to me: for you, I can go to the moon for nine days and catch turtles in five oceans! Because: Na Yue is you and that turtle is you!
55. Beauty, do you want to fall in love? I'm short of two plus one.
If boys confess their love letters to girls, all boys will confess their love letters to girls.
The complete works of boys' confession to girls 1. "Honey, wait for me."
From the first moment I saw you, did you think I would make you fall in love with someone else?
2. "You are smiling, but I am crying."
Ye Chenrui, I love you. I am the biggest match.
3. Moonlight in Pearl Summer
Do you know what it's like to really love someone? If you love him, you will ignore his past; If you love him, you will be willing to give him all happiness; You love him and don't care what he can give you; You love him, as long as he is happy, it is your happiness. So, I love you, even more than I thought.
4.
I don't miss you very much. I just picked up my phone to see if there was any news from you.
I don't miss you as much as love.heima.com. I just follow your development from time to time.
I don't miss you very much. I panicked without hearing from you.
I don't miss you very much. I just read our chat records over and over again.
I don't miss you very much, I just don't know if I miss you.
5.
I can't be by your side when you are at a loss and exhausted.
Can only look at the stars in the sky and ask them to take care of you.
Every gust of wind blowing around you is my miss.
Confession love letter: classic love letter confession
Today is really the first time to write to you. I don't know what to write I just want to tell you one thing, and of course I want to tell you more. I was already outside when you saw my letter. Today, I came to a place more than 0/00 kilometers away from us/kloc-. I'll tell you about the situation if I have nothing to do at night. What do you think I'll write to you? Even if I wanted to write that, I wouldn't dare. I'm afraid I might even lose your friend. Don't worry, at least I won't write casually now. Actually, I like writing letters and chatting. I wonder if you like watching me write to you? It's really lonely to be alone outside now. I want to call you to tell you, but the roaming fee is relatively high when making long distance calls outside. I know you don't want me to spend it like this, so I will tell you in my letter. I really want to read your letter and learn something from you, you know? My culture is very poor. If I hadn't used the computer, I wouldn't have written anything at all, even if I am so poor now. Now I think about culture, but I haven't read much. I regret it! I am an emotional person, and I am not willing to give up once I am committed. I am a very persistent person. Once I commit a crime, I won't look back. In real life, there is not even a confidant. No one can understand me. I feel sour when I think about it. She won't know that I like her so much and miss her so much. I know it's over with her, but I can't forget her psychologically. Maybe I am very backward in the real age, or I should have forgotten her long ago and completely given up her who doesn't belong to me. I wonder when this will happen. It seems that I met you at this time. All right!
I hope you have a good life and are happy every day. Goodbye!
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