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What does the iPhone joke mean?

It’s a cold joke. How do you remember me, with a smile or in silence? Is there anyone who can make you not lonely over the years - "Later" by Rene Liu.

(1) Example:

1. Two people with dwarfism sleep next door. One person listened to the other person talking about 123 all night. Hey, I will be right when I wake up tomorrow morning. He said you are so awesome that you didn't sleep all night. Another person said, "Grandma, I didn't jump on the bed all night."

2. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.

3. On a hot afternoon, a match head itched and scratched, and then caught fire. So he went to the hospital to get a bandage, and when he came out, it turned into a cotton swab.

4. Why doesn’t the medium-rare steak say hello to the medium-rare steak? Because they are not familiar with it.

5. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. Banana, who was walking in front, suddenly felt very hot. He said, "It's so hot. I need to take off my clothes." As a result, he peeled off the skin. As a result, the banana behind fell down.

6. Once upon a time, there was a bun who ate himself when he felt hungry while walking on the road. Once upon a time there was a loaf of bread walking down the street. He felt hungry and ate himself. Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired. I feel like my whole body has softened."

7. Once upon a time, there was a bird. We will all pass by a corn field, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that corn field, and all the corn turned into popcorn! After the bird flew over... I thought it was snowing and was freezing to death.

8. Xiao Ming got a new haircut. When he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiao Ming, your hair looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt aggrieved, so he ran outside and cried. As he cried, he flew up.

9. Fish said: "I open my eyes all the time so that I won't leave you." Water said: "I flow tirelessly all day long just to surround you and pick you up." "Guo said: "You are so stubborn even though you are almost mature."

10. Xiaobai looks a lot like his brother, do you know why? Because: He really looks like Dabai.

11. A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze. When he was bored, he started to pluck out his own hair, one... two... three... and finally there was no hair left, and then He was so cold.

12. What does it mean to make a V with two fingers? Yes! The hand trembles and stretches downward, what is it? It’s fallen leaves!