Charming China handwritten newspaper idiom stories and jokes

There were ugly twins in high school. One day I heard them talking in the bathroom.

Sister: "Sister, the new boys in our class always look at me. Do you think he likes me? "

I guess my sister likes that boy, too, and the reaction is a little strong. Big sister: "Like a fart, just like you!" " "

Sister who was silent for a while: "Sister, don't we look alike?"