What are the jingles in Henan?

Son of a bitch, walk slowly and be careful not to touch the dog in front of my house.

Shut up, son of a bitch, or I'll drool.

Son of a bitch, you fly with me and cross Zhengzhou to see the Yellow River.

Children, come and dance to meet the watermelon skin under your feet.

The two of us are lingering and flying, jumping over the Yellow River and never blowing.

Let's drink to our wedding anniversary.

Why don't you want to go home and sleep at night? We can fly together.

Never blow across the Yellow River, you won't have a chance until I'm drunk.

Life is slowly withering.

Henan dialect joke

1, the dialogue between the female and the male

Female and male: There are two birds on the fork of the tree.

Mother bird said, "Ge Yiren, go aside and estimate the exchange. It has withered my hair."

Henan people go to Beijing to buy cloth.

Henan people asked the shop assistant, "How tender is this cloth?"

The salesman was puzzled.

People in Henan also said: Hard struggle is uneven.

The salesman threw it out in confusion.

Henan people are angry and say that you are so tender and confused. Everyone, you won't get me a light cow.