A sketch suitable for sixth-grade pupils to perform on New Year's Day.

Teacher: Then let's go in. (Raise your hand and knock at the door)

Student: (Hurriedly stops the teacher) Teacher, I think I'd better forget it. My parents are not at home. They are very busy.

Teacher: I called before I came. Your mother said to tell your father to wait at home. Let's go in. Don't keep your father waiting too long.

Student: Teacher, in that case, I'll go in and take a message. You said you were here and my father had to come out to see you. A moment, please.

Teacher: Don't bother. I'm here for a home visit, not an inspection. (Raise your hand and ring the doorbell)

Driver: Let's go, let's go. (opens the door) Smart is back. The nanny has cooked a lot of delicious food and is waiting for you. (referring to the teacher) Who is this?

Teacher: I am the head teacher of Wang Congming's classmate. Hello, you are a clever father, aren't you? You are too young.

Driver: No, no, you misunderstood. I am ...

Student: (Pushing away the driver) Driver, where is my dad?

Driver: There is something wrong with your father's company. He is out.

Student: What about my mother?

Driver: I went to play cards and haven't come back yet.

Student: Yes! ! !

Driver: Why did your teacher go home? Are you disobedient at school? To complain. Haha, it's time to eat bamboo strips and copy shredded pork.

Teacher: Smart dad, can I talk to you for a while?

Student: Teacher, sit down first. We'll be right there. (To the driver) Now, the teacher mistook you for my father. You'll be wrong. Block it for me for a while.

Driver: no, no. How can you lie to the teacher? I didn't study well since I was a child, but I didn't cheat anyone, let alone the teacher. I can't act either.

Student: I tell you, acting is very simple. Consider me your son. Don't you have a son?

Driver: But my baby is still in my wife's belly. I'm not sure if it's my son.

Student: Same, same. Believe in yourself, you can do it. After the performance, I will put in a good word for you in front of your parents and give you a raise.

Driver: What if it doesn't work?

Student: Nothing. If not, I will cough to remind you.

Driver: OK, I'll do it once. (turns to giggle at the teacher)

Student: You told me when you took advantage of me.

Driver: (student coughs) Sit down, teacher. (busy stuffing cigarettes)

Teacher: Thank you. I can't smoke.

Driver: That's very kind of you, teacher. If you don't smoke, drink. Smart, get a bottle of wine, and I'll have a drink with the teacher.

Student: Hey. (gets up) and says he can't act. He acts more like it.

Teacher: No, no, I can't drink either. Besides, I have to drive back. I found two articles from the internet, but I suggest you write them yourself, not too long, 400 words is enough. I performed a cross talk when I sent our head teacher away. I wrote it myself. The performance under the stage is good, but it is much worse on the stage, so please remember: I am not afraid of opponents like tigers, but I am afraid of teammates like pigs.