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1. Bats were driven away by their companions. Long ago, a war broke out between birds and animals because of a little dispute. Moreover, the two sides are deadlocked and do not give in to each other. Once, the two sides fought a war and the bird won. Bats suddenly appeared in the fortress of birds. "Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations! It is a hero to defeat those rude animals! I have wings and can fly, so I am a bird's companion! Please give us more advice! " At this time, the bird needs new partners to enhance its strength. So welcome bats to join us. But in fact, bats are cowards. When the war begins, he will hide in the scene to watch the battle. Later, when the animals were shooting birds, they sang the song of victory loudly. Bats suddenly appeared in the animal camp. "Congratulations! Shoot birds! It's really great! I am a mouse, an animal! Please advise! " Animals are also happy to include bats in their companions. Therefore, whenever animals win, bats join the ranks of animals. Every time a bird wins, it becomes a bird's companion. Finally, the war ended, birds and animals reconciled, and both sides knew the behavior of bats. When the bat reappeared in the bird's world, the bird said to him rudely, "You are not a bird!" " "The bat driven out by the bird had to come to the animal world, and the animal said," You are not an animal! ""Drive away the bats. Finally, bats can only fly secretly in the dark. 2. If you are suspected of being ill, go to see a doctor if you have a cold or cough occasionally. He felt sick all over, so he went to see a doctor. The doctor looked at his listless appearance, felt his pulse again, and said that he was ill and would die if he didn't pay close attention to treatment. The man was frightened, so he took out a lot of gold and begged the doctor to cure him. The doctor prescribed him a medicine to treat the disease, saying that it would attack his kidneys and stomach and burn his body and skin. Therefore, we must pay attention to the prohibition of delicious food when taking this medicine, otherwise it will be difficult for the medicine to work. A month has passed, and the man's condition has not improved, but has worsened. Besides coughing, he has internal heat and external cold, and all kinds of diseases have broken out. Coupled with a month's fasting, malnutrition, thin and tired body, he really looks like a sick person. Helpless, he invited another doctor to treat him. The doctor examined his symptoms and diagnosed that he had internal fever, so he prescribed cold medicine. This time, he spent a lot of gold. He took cold medicine prescribed by the doctor, and as a result, he vomited every morning and had diarrhea at night. Don't say no food, you can't even eat this time. He was afraid, and I'm afraid he would really lose his life. So in turn, he changed to take hot medicine, and as a result, he was swollen all over, and the director's boils became sore, which made him dizzy and sick and complained all day. He took out the money again and called the doctor for the third time. The doctor saw that he was sick all over and really didn't know where to start. As a result, the more he treated, the more serious his illness became. Later, the elders of the neighbors saw that he was haggard and his condition was strange and chaotic, so they enlightened him and said, "This is the result of quack doctors hurting people and you taking medicine indiscriminately. Actually, there is nothing wrong with you. Human life is based on vitality, supplemented by a normal diet of three meals a day. As for you, taking this medicine and drinking that medicine every day, thousands of drugs disturb the normal order in your body, which not only damages your body, but also blocks the nutritional supply of your diet, so all diseases will definitely come out. I think your top priority now is to stabilize your mind. First, have a good rest. Then, the doctor declined politely, gave up the medicine, restored nutrition, and ate more of his favorite food. In this way, your vitality will slowly recover in your body, and your body will be stronger every day. Eating it will naturally make you feel delicious. Three meals a day is the best medicine. You might as well do as I say to ensure that it is effective. " In desperation, the man did as the old man said. In just one month, all kinds of diseases on his body were eliminated and his body recovered. In fact, it often happens in life. The more I doubt that I have this disease or that disease, the more I feel that I am really sick. As a result, you go to see a doctor and take medicine blindly, making a healthy body sick everywhere. The same is true of dealing with problems. Do not proceed from reality, just take it for granted, go to Dongyi? ? In this way, the problem will inevitably become more and more serious. 3. Shen Qian admitted that there was a god with a crimson face, square eyes and a round face with some symbols tattooed on it, standing in the middle of the street with hot air and some unpleasant smells. Many people worship around him, praying sincerely and respectfully, and some people stand by and sigh, disapproving and unwilling to leave. "What is this god? So arrogant? What achievements have you made? " Someone asked a question. When God heard this, he spread it proudly and said, "When it comes to my merits, it can be said that my kindness is boundless. If it weren't for me, many people in the world would be poor and difficult to survive. All the dignitaries worked for me, and their eyes were burning after they got it. All ordinary people are respectful to me, hoping that I will pity them. Officials can't live without me, businessmen can't live without me, friends can't make friends without me, articles can't live without me, temperament can't live without me, relatives can't live without me, families can't live without me, and even the theme that people sing repeatedly can't live without me. You say, who else in the world has achieved so much as me? " At this time, a young man who was not convinced stood up and spoke: "However, when mankind came out of the flood, you were not there, nor were you fishing and farming for thousands of years, and the development of history did not depend on you." It was after the birth of you, the devil, that the world was in chaos, people were not old, and all kinds of evils were aggravated because of you. Ordinary people are judged by you, villains are decided by you, and officials commit crimes because of you. Countless social evils and human ugliness, such as selfishness, intrigue, extortion, fraud, smuggling and drug trafficking, extortion, bribery, gambling, prostitution, heartlessness, disregard for human life, and leading a life of lead a drunken life, can not be separated from your temptation and help. You make fights, get close to evil and ruin people's hearts. Are these all your so-called achievements? You drive countless people in the world to run for you, even honest and simple people are easily influenced and restricted by you, thus becoming selfish and disgusting. Tell me, where are you? Where is the performance? The extraordinary God pondered for a while and said, "You are a bloody and innocent boy." The speech you made is absolutely correct, but it is not only my magical power, but also the inevitable process of historical development and the inherent nature of human beings. In a long historical period in the future, I will still be very popular and an indispensable idol and motivation. If you don't believe me, you will know. "Say that finish, God smiled at the sky, looked up and waved goodbye. Countless people gathered around the Emperor's superstar and left. At this time, everyone saw the word "money" engraved on the back of this god. This fable profoundly shows that money is really magical, but it is also harmful if it is not done well. It is necessary to establish a correct outlook on values and life, oppose the decadent "money worship", and let the currency return to the standard of "realizing the exchange value of goods" and play its due role. Peacocks cherish their tails. The long tail of a male peacock is really beautiful. Gold and green are intertwined and shine in the sun. It's amazing that nature has such wonderful masterpieces that ordinary painters can never describe them with colorful pens. Not only do humans envy the beautiful tail feathers of male peacocks, but even male peacocks themselves are intoxicated with this beauty, and even further develop the bad habit of jealousy. Although it has long been domesticated by human beings, as long as you see boys and girls walking in the street wearing brightly colored clothes, you will still be jealous, and you will always get rid of it and peck it before you give up. Earlier, when this male peacock lived in the mountains, he always chose a place to hide his tail feathers before placing other parts of his body. But one day, it suddenly rained heavily, and the male peacock was very sad because he couldn't escape and got wet by his beautiful tail feather. Just then, the bird catcher with the net came to the front again. The peacock was still cherishing its beautiful tail feathers and refused to fly away from the scene, so it had to fall into the net cast by the bird catcher. Male peacocks have beautiful long tail feathers, which is something to be proud of. But it cherishes this advantage of itself so much that it leads to disaster. The fate of the male peacock warns people that if anyone lacks self-knowledge and bears some kind of power as a burden, it may turn good things into bad things and lead to consequences that should not have happened. 5. Anyone who has been to the temple by employing people knows that Amitabha is the first person who greets guests with a smiling face as soon as he enters the temple gate, and to the north of him is Darkmouth's black-faced Wei Tuo. But according to legend, a long time ago, they were not in the same temple, but in charge of different temples. Buddha Miller is enthusiastic and happy, so many people come, but he doesn't care about anything, and his accounts are improperly managed, so he still can't make ends meet. Although Wei Tuo was a cook in charge of accounts, he was unhappy all day, which was too serious. He made fewer and fewer friends and finally died. Buddha found this problem when he was looking for incense, so he put them in the same temple. Maitreya was in charge of public relations and greeted all the guests with smiles, so the incense was flourishing. And Wei Tuo is impartial, he will be better than others, so let him be in charge of finance and strictly control it. In the division of labor and cooperation between the two people, the temple flourished. In fact, in the eyes of the master of employing people, people without waste, like martial arts masters, can hurt people by picking flowers and flying leaves without expensive swords. The key is how to use them. 6. Parrot A person went to buy a parrot and saw the front sign of a parrot: This parrot can speak two languages, and the price is 200 yuan. In front of another parrot, it was written: This parrot can speak four languages, and the price is 400 yuan. Which one should I buy? Both are shiny, very flexible and lovely. The man turned and couldn't make up his mind. Suddenly I found a parrot with a tooth missing. Its coat color is dim and messy, and its price is 800 yuan. The man quickly called the boss: Can this parrot speak eight languages? The shopkeeper said, no, this person is very strange: then why is it so old, so ugly and so incompetent that it is worth this number? The shopkeeper replied: because the other two parrots call this parrot boss. This story tells us that a real leader is not necessarily strong in his own ability. As long as he knows how to trust, how to delegate and how to cherish, he can unite forces stronger than himself and thus enhance his value. On the contrary, many people with very strong abilities are too perfectionist and hands-on, and no one can match them. In the end, I can only be the best researcher and sales representative, but I can't be an excellent leader. 7. Kangaroos and Cages One day, the city zoo found that kangaroos had escaped from their cages, so they held a meeting to discuss and agreed that the height of the cages was too low. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 10 meter to 20 meters. As a result, the next day they found that kangaroos were still running outside, so they decided to raise the height to 30 meters again. I didn't expect to see all the kangaroos running outside the next day. The keeper was very nervous and decided to raise the height of the cage to 100 meters. One day a giraffe was chatting with some kangaroos. "Do you think these people will continue to keep your cage? Asked the giraffe. It's hard to say. Kangaroo said, "if they continue to forget to close the door!" " "Management experience: from beginning to end, severity and severity". Closing the door is the origin, lifting the cage is the end, and it certainly doesn't matter to give up the origin and pursue the end. What is management? Management is to analyze the main contradiction and secondary contradiction of things first, and understand the "background", "severity" and "urgency" of things clearly, and then start from important aspects. 8. Your medical skills Wei asked the famous doctor, "Your three brothers are all good at medical skills. Which is the best? " Bian Que replied: "The eldest brother is the best, the second brother is the second, and I am the worst." King Wen asked again, "Then why are you the most famous?" Bian Que replied, "My brother treated the disease before it started. Because most people don't know that he can eradicate the cause in advance, his fame can't spread; Brother Zhong treated the disease at the early stage. Most people think that he can only treat minor illnesses, so his reputation only extends to his own village. When my illness is serious, I will treat it. Most people have seen me perform major operations such as bloodletting on the meridians and applying medicine on the skin, so I think that my medical skills are brilliant and my reputation is spread all over the country. " Management experience: control after the event is not as good as control in the event, and control in the event is not as good as control in advance. Unfortunately, most business operators don't realize this and wait until the wrong decision has caused huge losses before seeking compensation. Often even if a well-known "airborne soldier" is invited, the result will not help. 9. A guest visited someone's house and saw that the chimney on the stove was straight and there was a lot of wood next to it. The guest told the host that the chimney had to be bent and the wood had to be removed, otherwise it might catch fire later, but the host didn't give any indication. Soon, the owner's house caught fire, and the neighbors rushed to put out the fire. Finally, the fire was put out, so the owner cooked sheep and slaughtered cattle to entertain his neighbors and rewarded them for their contribution to the fire fighting, but he didn't invite anyone who suggested that he move the wood and change the chimney. Someone said to the host, "if you had listened to that gentleman, you wouldn't have to prepare a banquet today, and there would be no fire damage." It is very strange now that the person who gave you advice is not grateful, but the person who put out the fire is a guest! " The host suddenly realized that he quickly invited the guest who had given the suggestion to have a drink. Management experience: Generally speaking, people who can settle or solve various thorny problems in the business process are excellent managers. In fact, this is debatable. As the saying goes, "prevention is more important than cure", preventing problems before they happen is better than treating chaos afterwards. From this perspective, the prevention of enterprise problems is actually better than the solution of enterprise problems. 10. saving people in a fierce battle, the captain suddenly found an enemy plane swooping down to the position. As usual, don't hesitate to lie down when you find the enemy plane diving. But the captain didn't lie down at once. He found a little soldier still standing four or five meters away from him. He didn't think much, and a diving fly pressed the little soldier tightly under him. At this time, there was a loud noise, and the splashing soil fell on them. The captain patted the dust on his body and looked back, suddenly stunned: a big hole was blown out of his position just now. 1 1. In ancient times, when going out, two brothers each took a suitcase. Along the way, the heavy suitcase weighed down the brothers. When their left hand is tired, they have to change their right hand, and when their right hand is tired, they have to change their left hand. Suddenly, Big Brother stopped, bought a pole by the roadside, and hung two suitcases on the pole. He picked up two boxes and set off, but he felt much more relaxed. It may be far-fetched to link these two stories together, but they do have striking similarities: the little soldier and little brother in the story are lucky, but the captain and little brother in the story are even luckier, because they help themselves while helping others! Management experience: We will certainly encounter many difficulties in our life. But don't we all know that on the way forward, moving stumbling blocks under others' feet is sometimes just paving the way for ourselves? 12. The son of the fish king has a fisherman with first-class fishing skills and is honored as the' fish king'. But' Fishing King' is very upset when he is old, because his three sons have average fishing skills. So a man often tells people his troubles: "I really don't understand, my fishing skills are so good, why is my son so bad?" From the time they were sensible, I taught them fishing skills, starting with the most basic things, telling them how to weave a net to catch fish most easily, how to row a boat without disturbing the fish most, and how to get off the net to invite the fish to the tank most easily. When they grow up, I will teach them how to know the tide and distinguish the fish season. . . I have taught them all the experience I have worked hard for many years, but their fishing skills can't catch up with the sons of fishermen whose skills are worse than mine! "A passerby heard his story and asked," Have you been teaching them hand in hand? ""Yes, I taught them very carefully and patiently in order to give them first-class fishing skills. " "Have they been following you?" "Yes, I always let them follow me in order to make them avoid detours." Passers-by said, "In this case, your mistake is obvious. "You only taught them technology, didn't teach them lessons. For talents, no lessons can make people great, just like no experience! " 13. Apples by the river An old monk was surrounded by a group of devout disciples. On this day, he told his disciples to go to Nanshan to get a load of firewood. The disciples hurried to the river on the hillside, and everyone was dumbfounded. I saw the flood rushing down from the mountain, and I couldn't cross the river to collect firewood in any case. Without success, the disciples were a little depressed. There is only one young monk and master who are calm and stand opposite each other. When the master asked him why, the young monk took an apple out of his arms and handed it to the master, saying that he could not cross the river to collect firewood. When he saw an apple tree by the river, I picked the only apple on it. Later, the young monk became a descendant of the master. There are endless roads and rivers in the world. It is also a kind of wisdom to turn around if you can't cross the river. But true wisdom must do one thing by the river: fly the kite of thought and pick an "apple". Throughout ancient and modern times, people who hold such a belief in life have finally achieved a breakthrough and transcendence in life. 14. Holding your wife's hand with your right hand is like holding your left hand with your right hand. Every time someone reads: a table of familiar or unfamiliar people will smile knowingly, and the atmosphere will be relaxed immediately. Of course, this is based on people's consistent understanding of jingles-accurate feeling and appropriate description. One day at the dinner table, someone read this sentence again, and the men laughed as usual. Later, I found a woman at the dinner table who didn't laugh. Men are busy talking and joking. Don't take it seriously I didn't expect the woman to say seriously: the best thing is to hold the left hand with the right hand. First, the left hand is most trusted by the right hand; Second, the left hand and the right hand belong to one; Third, how do other hands make you happy and excited? After that, you can chop off your hand, leaving only your left hand. Without it, it's not complete, right? A table full of men admire and praise the profound and unique understanding of women. Women simply say: What is profound and unique? You might as well go back and read it to your wives and see what they say. Some brave men really went back to test their wives, and sure enough their understanding was the same as that of the ladies at the dinner table. They are all left-handed, so men should count with their left hands. They are all right-handed, of course, they think they are right-handed. 15. A farmer saved his wife from the flood, but his child was drowned. Afterwards, people talked about it. Some people say that he did the right thing, because children can have another child, but wives can't come back from the dead. Some people say that he did something wrong, because his wife can marry someone else, but the child can't come back from the dead. After listening to people's comments, I feel very confused: if I can only save one person, should I save my wife or my children? So I visited the farmer and asked him what he thought at that time. He replied, "I didn't think of anything. My wife passed me when the flood hit. I grabbed her and swam to the nearby hillside. When I came back, the child had been washed away by the flood. " On the way home, I pondered the words of the peasants and said to myself: There are many so-called life choices. 16. Simple truth Once upon a time, two hungry people were blessed by an elder: a fishing rod and a basket of huge fresh fish. One of them asked for a basket of fish and the other asked for a fishing rod, so they parted ways. The person who got the fish built a bonfire with dry wood and cooked the fish on the spot. He wolfed down the fish and didn't taste the meat of the fresh fish. In a flash, he ate all the fish and soup. Soon, he starved to death by the empty fish basket. The other man continued to starve with a fishing rod, and walked hard to the seaside step by step, but when he saw the blue ocean not far away, his last strength was exhausted and he could only die with endless regrets. Two hungry people also got a fishing rod and a basket of fish from their elders. It's just that they didn't part ways, but agreed to look for the sea together. They only cook one fish at a time. After a long journey, they came to the seaside. From then on, they began to make a living by fishing. A few years later, they built a house, had their own family, children and a fishing boat made by themselves, and lived a happy and healthy life. A person who only cares about immediate interests will eventually get short-term happiness; One should aim high, but face the real life. Only by organically combining ideal with reality can we become a successful person. Sometimes, a simple truth is enough to give people meaningful life enlightenment. A man had a dream in which he came to a two-story house. When I entered the first floor, I found a long big table. There are people sitting at the table, and the table is full of rich food, but no one can eat it. Because everyone's arms were cursed by the magician, they all straightened, their elbows couldn't bend, and the food on the table couldn't be held. Everyone was very sad. But he heard the laughter upstairs, and he went upstairs curiously. There are still a group of people who can't bend their elbows, but everyone has a good time. It turns out that although everyone's arms can't be straight, everyone is happy to eat because the people on the other side help each other and feed each other. This article is edited by celebrity quotations. One year, a mountaineering club went hiking and a couple with good feelings were together. When they went down the mountain to attack the peak, the weather suddenly turned bad, but they still insisted on going up the mountain. So they left women to guard the camp, but they didn't come back three days later. The woman is a little worried and thinks it may be the weather. Wait and wait, on the seventh day, everyone finally came back. They came back in time seven days ago, thinking that he might come back for her. So everyone formed a circle and put her in the middle. Almost twelve o'clock, her boyfriend suddenly appeared, covered in blood, grabbed her and ran out. His girlfriend screamed and struggled with fear, and then her boyfriend told her that there was a landslide on the first day of the summit! All the people are dead, but he is still alive ... Who do you believe? 1926 After the Northern Expeditionary Army conquered Changsha, Chiang Kai-shek held a grand military parade with the participation of the Seventh Army of Li Zongren and the Eighth Army of Tang Shengzhi. On this day, the sky was crisp, and Jiang and senior generals filed in on their horses. The seventh army's clothing is chaotic and its military capacity is sluggish. After a little inspection, Jiang hurried away. The eighth army is the Xiang army, neatly dressed and with a clear-cut flag. Military bands and honor guards are well equipped. Jiang Sushan was greatly pleased with the ostentation and extravagance, slowed down and answered frequently. I didn't expect there were more than a dozen soldiers behind the military band. As soon as Jiangchi arrived, they played the trumpet together, and their voices were sharp and bright. Ginger's mount was suddenly frightened, screaming and galloping away. For a moment, Jiang couldn't rein in the reins and rolled off his horse, but his right foot was still in the pedal, dragging backwards. Thousands of people were frightened. Fortunately, the riding boots left their feet and fell to the ground after a while. They lifted him up, only to find him panting, pale, dressed in shabby military uniform and white coat, covered with dust, with his hat and boots off, in a state of panic and embarrassment. At that time, the news of Chiang Kai-shek's falling horse during the military parade caused a sensation in Changsha, and people talked about it as a joke.