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What Uncle Long said to Fei Ming.
"Uncle, are you all right?" Ricardo Milu said hello quickly.
"I have something? Just kidding! How many wineries have I played in your uncle's place? How could something happen to me? To tell you the truth, I'll drink another half catty! " Uncle heroism dry cloud, "I'm drunk! It's tactics! Do you know tactics? It's our treat. If the guests want to drink, they will drink in place, and I have to drink in place, but I have to save some. Who will drink first? "
Ricardo Milu froze for a few seconds and smiled subconsciously. Actually, uncle is not as simple as he thought. This man has always been very thoughtful. My aunt doesn't like him, but my uncle can see it in his eyes. But my uncle was afraid that his wife would not say much, so he could only help Ricardo Milu from the side. For example, when he asked Ricardo M Lu to buy soy sauce, he took out a ten-dollar bill, but deliberately kept the change.
"Uncle, why did you come to the rooftop?" Uncle Ricardo Milu said something was on my mind! This man really listens to all directions when he drinks!
Uncle one leng, "I remember, I came up with a handful of wild urine! Mom's toilet is full! " So he turned and unzipped his pants, took a piss, staggered after urinating, and threw up with the basketball stand. Ricardo Milu looked at his uncle's black-lined back and said that he still valued the people in this old family. If his uncle wanted to be such a caring person, he wouldn't lose his career because he had only a little face.
"All right, all right!" Uncle wiped his mouth after he vomited. "Vomiting after drinking is a natural rejection of the human body. I'm awake now. I'm going to blow the wind to kill a comeback and then drink them on the spot! "
Ricardo Milu said it was unnecessary. The headmaster is in position. The headmaster has left! What he said is not groundless. The chorus of the headmaster and the anonymous man and woman came from the private room below-in an old restaurant like Fuyuan Restaurant, there is also karaoke in the private room.
"The girl you brought back this time is not the girl we met in Japan. They look a bit alike. " Ann uncle and nephew looked at each other side by side for a while, and suddenly the uncle asked.
"No," Ricardo Milu said softly. "Uncle, which one do you recommend?"
It sounds like a joke, but he doesn't find it funny at all.
"The Japanese girl is a little sweeter, but this one is not bad. This one can talk."
Ricardo Milu smiled and said that it is not that you can't talk, but that someone will die if you talk. "Uncle, you have met the senior. When the students came to enroll students, we had breakfast with Professor guderian, and the senior sister came later. " Ricardo Milu said.
"Oh, it's that girl," my uncle remembered. "You are a good teacher and sister."
"Uncle, why do you say that?" Ricardo Milu has a guilty conscience.
"Woman, see if she is good to you, just look at one thing!" Uncle looks the same in love, although Ricardo Milu knows that he married his aunt for the first time. "See if she is willing to spend time on you!" Your senior can speak for this. "
Ricardo Milu smiled and said that it is not that you can't talk, but that someone will die if you talk. "Uncle, you have met the teacher elder sister. When the students came to enroll students, we had breakfast with Professor guderian, and the teacher and sister came later. " Ricardo Milu said.
"Oh, it's that girl," my uncle remembered. "You are a good teacher and sister."
"Uncle, why do you say that?" Ricardo Milu has a guilty conscience.
"Woman, see if she is good to you, just look at one thing!" My uncle shows his old hand in love, although as far as Ricardo Milu knows, he married his aunt for the first time. "See if she is willing to spend time on you! Your senior has been to China twice for you? "
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Uncle likes the younger generation to ask their emotional questions. He burps contentedly: "Everyone is 24 hours a day. Although there is a difference between early death and late death, basically all the time is the same, regardless of wealth. Spend 1000 yuan a month, and people can spend 1 100 million. This limited time is either spent on Zhang San or Li Si, which is the biggest investment! " Uncle has a guiding spirit. "If a woman sees you, she is always beautiful. That's because you put on makeup and blew your hair before, and you are willing to spend time on you, just don't want to show you good looks. Your aunt is such a person. She may have been on me all her life, but she has to fight with me three times! So a woman is good to you, not by what she thinks of you, but by whether she is willing to spend time for you! "
Ricardo·M·Lu has a feeling of being suddenly enlightened, just want to ask a few more questions. Uncle hugged the basketball stand and vomited again ... Between the cool night wind and the smell of vomit, Ricardo·M·Lu looked supercilious and imaginative.
Actually, my uncle misunderstood me Nuo Nuo was tied up by him this time. Speaking of time, Nuo Nuo should spend the most time with Caesar, but the time she spends with Caesar is just like the time Isabella spent with Princess Lu.
This time, Princess Minglu went to Brazil on business. Isabella ironed all his suits and sent his leather shoes for maintenance two days in advance. The suitcase was also packed by Isabella, and then she drove Princess Minglu to the railway station. Looking at Isabella's slender waist and long legs waving to herself on the platform, Princess Minglu gave birth to the illusion that she was a married man.
As for Nuo Nuo, if Nuo Nuo calls Caesar and says I'm going out for a few days, you don't need to call me. I'm not gonna die. Then he's probably already on the plane that's about to take off, and he can't drive her back in his Bugatti Veyron. But she can give you a diving suit in the depths of the Three Gorges Reservoir, which means the possibility of life. In fact, Nuo Nuo doesn't cherish anything. She cherishes neither time nor her own life. He is a little madman that no one can understand, just like the colorful boiling liquid in an alchemy bottle.
Uncle vomited and looked up: "I said what trouble did you get in Japan?" Why are so many people chasing you? The Japanese underworld is terrible, don't mess around! "
"Where there is something! How did I get involved with the underworld? This is all a girl's family affair, "Lu said, trying to find a reason to explain. She keeps her under strict control. Every time she secretly goes out to play, she will send someone to take her home with great fanfare. "
"This is sister control!" Uncle sighed with emotion: "Nothing is good. Later, it rained heavily in Tokyo. Were you still in Tokyo at that time? "
"Everything is fine, uncle. Don't worry. " Suddenly, there was a great fatigue in my heart, and Ricardo Milu didn't want to continue on this topic.
"I know you young people have seen the world and don't want us old things to ask questions. Seriously, I don't understand what you said. After I came back from Japan, I thought for a long time and explained how I got involved with Miss Da. Why are you involved in the underworld again? What kind of life does Fei Ming live now? " Uncle lit a cigarette, took a deep breath and sprayed it into the dark night. "But I think impassability. At that time, I felt old, and then it was the world of young people. As long as you know what you are, I'm not like your aunt. I am not embarrassed. "
Ricardo Milu looked at his uncle stupefied and suddenly found that his shiny little head was covered with many white hairs and his facial lines were relaxed a lot. Sure enough, time is the biggest assassin, and no one can escape its black hand.
"When I earn money after graduation, please invite my uncle and aunt to play in the United States." Pretending to be a normal international student, he said, money and finding a job are in trouble, so he should work hard and let Uncle menstruation see his new life. This disguise made him feel at ease. A new life. This disguise made him feel at ease.
"Have you considered returning to China for development?" Uncle suddenly asked.
He never thought about it. His major really has no counterpart in China ... dragon slayer. After the crisis between the King of Copper and Fire, the soil and king of the hill was lifted, the attention of the college was no longer focused on China, and even the staff of the China branch were transferred in large numbers. After all, the birthplace of dragons is in northern Europe. If there is a dragon king disaster in China, the dragon kings will love China too much.
"Our hometown is now well built!" Uncle said, "Didn't you see it when you went to Shi Lan Middle School today? It is built like an international university. "
The word "international university" makes Ricardo M Lu feel very happy. People in small and medium-sized cities always bring out a few words in written language, such as propaganda documents of the municipal government.
My uncle pointed to the brightly lit place in the distance: "I heard that CBD will be upgraded to a bonded area." You don't have to pay taxes when shopping there in the future. It only costs 200 thousand to buy a Mercedes. Ferragamo, Chanel, LV, Valentino and other big names will come in to open stores, and a stadium with 50,000 people will be built. Hospitals and schools are also teachers imported from Beijing and Shanghai. I want to go home to play and start your business. Now the bonded area is short of people. If you have an international perspective, you must pass the civil service examination. If you want to be free, you can start your own company, and returnees can open a company tax-free! " Uncle licking his lips, "don't listen to your class that Xiao Su qiang nonsense! What's good about finding an American girl? Style is too open ... "
Ricardo Milu said why again? Uncle, do you think American girls are too "have you considered going back to China for development?" Uncle suddenly asked.
He never thought about it. His major really has no counterpart in China ... dragon slayer. After the crisis between the King of Copper and Fire, the soil and king of the hill was lifted, the attention of the college was no longer focused on China, and even the staff of the China branch were transferred in large numbers. After all, the birthplace of dragons is in northern Europe. If there is a dragon king disaster in China, the dragon kings will love China too much.
"Our hometown is now well built!" Uncle said, "Didn't you see it when you went to Shi Lan Middle School today? It is built like an international university. "
The word "international university" makes Ricardo M Lu feel very happy. People in small and medium-sized cities always bring out a few words in written language, such as propaganda documents of the municipal government.
My uncle pointed to the brightly lit place in the distance: "I heard that CBD will be upgraded to a bonded area." You don't have to pay taxes when shopping there in the future. It only costs 200 thousand to buy a Mercedes. Ferragamo, Chanel, LV, Valentino and other big names will come in to open stores, and a stadium with 50,000 people will be built. Hospitals and schools are also teachers imported from Beijing and Shanghai. I want to go home to play and start your business. Now the bonded area is short of people. If you have an international perspective, you must pass the civil service examination. If you want to be free, you can start your own company, and returnees can open a company tax-free! " Uncle licking his lips, "don't listen to your class that Xiao Su qiang nonsense! What's good about finding an American girl? Style is too open ... "
Ricardo Milu said why again? Uncle, do you think American girls are too open-minded because of those small movies you collected? And I really don't have an American girlfriend. ...
"I am a foreign China girl who can make do, just like your senior, but I don't think that girl's personality is very good. Can she make you breakfast when you go home? " Uncle went on to talk about, "or you learn that a few lesbians,,, but with meng-,we won't consider it. It's not that I haven't been to China in recent years, otherwise I can value that boy Zhao? Who is that boy Zhao? Except for a little money at home. I think that girl in Liu Miaomiao is pleasing to the eye, how good it is to play the piano, and playing the piano can cultivate her character! Is Liu Miao studying at Peking University? "
"Yes, yes." Uncle Ricardo Milu said, do you think I can hold a princess selection meeting when I return to China?
"But Peking University heard that it is also very open ..."
Holy shit! Did you fuck "very open" today?
"Xiao Su qiang is good also, that girl is no brain, but she is highly effective. If you marry her, you don't have to worry about your own family. Qiang is now a representative of the Municipal Federation of Industry and Commerce, driving a Bentley! If you marry her, you will marry dozens of mines! You won't worry for the rest of your life! "
"Uncle, it's hard for men in our hometown to eat soft rice!" Mingfei Lu
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