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My husband is from Henan.

I remember when I was at work, my colleagues got together to chat. At that time, a female colleague was gushing about how capable and rich her uncle was. She was from Anhui. One of the male colleagues jumped out and said, "Zhang is your uncle. I know him. He is obviously from Henan. How did he become an Anhui native? We all call him Zhang Henan. " The female colleague laughed, and then everyone burst into laughter. A little embarrassed, my female colleague turned to me with a smile and said, "Your husband is from Henan, too." I know what she means: my husband is from Henan, and I am half-Henan. Then I said to everyone:? "Henan people are embarrassed, Henan people are good, and Henan people are smart, hardworking and capable. Look how rich her uncle is in contracting projects everywhere. Are you as rich as her uncle? "

In fact, I have a relationship with Henan people since I was a child. When I was a child, my father was transferred to the next grain depot, right next to a production team. The people in that production team are all from Henan, also called Henan team. I play with those children every day, and I can speak Henan dialect.

Father's friend was very strange and said to his father, "Then you and your wife are not from Henan. How can your daughter speak Henan dialect? "

"She plays with Henan Wa every day and speaks Henan dialect." Father said with a smile.

Our family lived in that team until I was in the third grade of primary school. Father was transferred to the supply and marketing cooperative and our family moved to the commune. Henan dialect has been slowly changed.

My husband and I were introduced by others, but I don't mind that my husband is from Henan. I am the only child in our family, and my father wants me to get married well, and he wants me to find a person with a good unit and good character. My father deliberately looked for someone to understand her husband's unit and his personality. He inquired in many ways that her husband has a good personality and the unit can also be a public institution. At that time, I was at a loss. I didn't know what benefits the organization had, especially in recent years, especially the epidemic. By highlighting the advantages of public institutions, I really realized my father's good intentions in those days. Although he doesn't have much money, he leads a stable life. My husband has a good temper and has always been good to me.

Although my husband is from Henan, he was born and raised in Xinjiang since childhood and has never been to Henan. I don't think there is anything wrong with my husband being from Henan. Sometimes I think Henan men are very nice, considerate, take care of their wives, love to do housework, live a life without male chauvinism, unlike Xinjiang men who love to put on male chauvinism and never cook.

My mother-in-law and father-in-law are both from Henan. My mother-in-law is a good woman, and my father-in-law is simple and honest. When her mother-in-law was young, she was beautiful and arrogant, and she chose the old man by all means. Looking at the photos of the old man in his hometown in Henan, I fell in love with the old man. Looking at the old man in the photo, I came all the way to Xinjiang. My mother-in-law doesn't look good at the old man at first sight, which is far from the photo. She was very disappointed. She couldn't go back if she wanted to, so she had to marry him. The old woman likes to talk about this history best. In fact, she is enjoying the old man's blessing now. I will write a love story about my mother-in-law and father-in-law in the future.

When I was young, my mother-in-law and father-in-law often went back to their hometown in Henan to visit relatives. Sometimes the old man goes back alone, and her mother-in-law often worries that the old man won't get lost, saying that the people in Zhengzhou Railway Station in Henan Province are very bad, so don't cheat the old man away. I often wonder how bad that person can be, cheating the living and cheating the living. Then she went to the supermarket and saw the beef sausages in Henan. She said angrily. "How can there be a cow in Henan? It is fake at first glance! " My mother-in-law is really cute sometimes, and I don't know if there are any cows in Henan.

My son failed in the college entrance examination, so he repeated his studies for another year and was admitted to a university of finance and economics. At that time, I said to my colleagues: It was really hard for my son to go back to school for one year, and he was finally admitted to the university. Colleague said:? "It's still because Henan people are smart that your son was admitted to the university." I can't help laughing. It turned out that my son was lucky to be admitted to the university.

My son went to college and came back one summer vacation and asked me, "Mom, my classmates said that my roommate and I are from Henan, and that Henan people are so bad that they are laughing at us." I haven't even been to Henan, how did I become a native of Henan? "

"Your grandparents are from Henan, your father is from Henan, you are from Henan, and your future children are from Henan," I said again. "Ignore those classmates, they are biased against Henan people. You see, your father is from Henan, and I, a native of Xinjiang, have also enjoyed the blessings of Henan people. Henan people are smart, kind, flexible and can do business. " Then I smiled and said, "Look at the class committee of the county government, two thirds of them are from Henan, and the IQ and EQ of Henan people are very high! They are jealous of Henan people and say that Henan people are not good. People everywhere have good people and bad people, and Henan people are very good. "