A long humorous joke

Long humorous jokes can tell jokes about fishing fans in life:

This morning, just after Dr. Liu from the community hospital went to work, two old people came to see him. Xiao Liu saw that they were all his old neighbors and asked them what they had come to see.

One of the old people said, "Dr. Liu, we are here for infusion and health care today. Can you go out with us? "

Xiao Liu said strangely: "Everyone is here, it is better to have an infusion in the hospital."

The two old people shook their heads and said anxiously, "We have an urgent task, but we can't have an intravenous drip here! So, you come with us, go there and give us an intravenous drip, and make house calls, so we can pay more consulting fees ... "

Seeing that the two old people were worried, Liu Ye Jr. couldn't get rid of it, so he picked up the medicine cabinet and walked out of the hospital gate with them and got on a van.

The van drove for a long time and finally stopped on the river bank. The two old men got out of the car with boxes and bags and walked straight ahead.

Liu Ye quickly picked up the medicine cabinet and followed.

Three people walked and came to the river. The two old men opened their boxes and cloth pockets, and Xiao Liu realized that the two old men had come to fish. The purpose of calling Xiao Liu is to have an intravenous drip and a fishing trip.

Xiao Liu was amused and asked, "Fishing is fishing. Why didn't you say so earlier? "

The two old people were happy when they heard it, and immediately smiled and said, "How dare you say it at that time! If you knew we were going fishing for a drip, would you still go with us? To tell the truth, we have no other hobbies except fishing! We are not afraid to spend more money, but time is precious! Infusion in the hospital, lying for three or four hours, really unbearable, I came to the river to fish while infusion. How comfortable ... "

Xiao Liu took out the medicine bottle from the medicine cabinet and muttered, "It's rare. Fishing fans like you two, I'm afraid there will never be a third one in the world ... "

Words haven't say that finish, she accidentally turned around and suddenly froze. I saw eight old people sitting on both sides of the river, all holding infusion tubes in one hand and fishing rods in the other. Those infusion bottles were hanging on the branches next to them, swaying gently in the wind. ...

The two old people were elated, tidying up their fishing gear while quipping, "Look, I'll show you the top ten super fishing fans today ..."

Just speaking of this, a thin old man happened to pass by with fishing gear and immediately interrupted them and said, "With my old horse here, don't brag that you are a super fishing fan!" " Do you all know Muye Lake in the eastern suburbs? "

"Of course I know! It's a good place to fish. There are a lot of fish in it, and they are all big guys ... "

The thin old man smiled: "But you know what? Last month, I spent 300,000 yuan to buy a cemetery by Muye Lake! "

"What does that have to do with fishing?" An old man asked immediately.

Hearing this, the thin old man proudly said, "Why doesn't it matter? I spent so much money to buy a cemetery near Muye Lake, just to be closer to the fishing place, so I can't fish in the future. It's good to watch others fishing and have an eye addiction.