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A sentence describing greedy character.

1, I found a sharp-tailed snail, but how to eat it? Chew, joke, I'm not a herring. It sucks, okay? So I craned my neck like Donald Duck and my lips ached, but the snail just wouldn't come out. Mom kept laughing. She picked up a snail, broke its tail with pliers and handed it to me. I picked up the snail and took a sip. With a poof, snail meat flew into my mouth. It's a little bitter, but it's a little sweet after chewing, a little sweet.

As soon as I entered the hot pot restaurant, I sat at the table, picked up chopsticks and put the hairy belly and duck intestines into the hot pot soup. After scalding for a minute or two, I ate them. It's really fragrant and crisp. I put loach and eel slices in the pot, then fished them out and put them in my mouth. Oh, it's so tender. I've also scalded soybean sprouts and Chinese cabbage, which taste hemp and spicy ... whatever dishes are scalded in soup, they taste great. Although the tongue is numb and trembling, sweating profusely, and the lips are burning, the more you eat, the more you want to eat, and the more you eat, the more you love to eat. It's really neither hemp nor spicy. I think it is very convenient to entertain guests with hot pot, especially in cold and humid winter. Friends and relatives eating and chatting around the hot pot must make people feel as if spring is coming.

3. Zhang Yuzhen walked around the room in frustration and saw some leftover tortillas on the cupboard, and he was eating with his back to his face.

Ma Fei ate all the pies quietly. Eat what's left for Corea and kill his parents. But Corea didn't notice that Ma Fei had swept away the patties, because he was deeply immersed in memories. Even if Ma Fei ate everything in the refrigerator, he might not find out.

The way they eat is also ridiculous, some are like rabbits, some are like cats or mice. There are chewing food, licking food with the tongue and sucking food with the mouth.