Cold joke album!

One day Sun Ce met Sun Quan and said, "Why is your left eye green?" "Zhou Yuge hit TAT…… ..." "Did he hit you? Why are you? " "Because I didn't knock when I entered his room." "Isn't it ... and so on, he won't take a shower casually! = = ""No ""Well ... ""He just took off his clothes and didn't have time to wash it ... "... = =+"Later, Sun Quan's other eye turned blue ...

Hey, there is a mushroom in Beijing called Xiaohua, which is beautiful and queen. Downstairs, the guitar began to ring wildly and howl. Xiaohua's mouth twitched: "Throw water on me". Her expression is naive and complicated: "It's winter now", Xiaohua: "Yes, it's a little cold", naive: "Forget it", Xiaohua: "Pour boiling water on me", naive: "...".