I want to hear a joke, something interesting, please! !

One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept shouting. The devil said, "Just scream at your throat ... and no one will come to save you ..." The princess said, "Break your throat ..." No one said, "Princess ... I will save you ..." The devil said, "Speak of the devil and he will come ..." Cao Cao said, "Devil ... why do you ask me ... that it was discovered ..." God: "Who told me?" Who: "Nobody told you …" Nobody: "Where am I? Play dumb! " Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?" Who: "It's me again. Are you looking for trouble? " Trouble: "which one is looking for me?" Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ... hey, there are so many people here. " Many people: "I just arrived ... who are you?" Which one: "I'm not who." Who: "He's not me. "Princess:" Is everyone here to save me? Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun." Fun: "What do I have to see?" God: "It's none of my business, you go first." Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? How can I play this magic king? " Then he said, "You good devil won't do it. What should I do?"? Princess: "if no one plays the devil, I can go." "Nobody:" If I play the devil, how can I let you go ... "Why:" I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun. Busy: What are you looking at me for? What: You want to fuck me? Rogue! "How dare you:" Where am I? Me: What's it to me? Demon: *! I'm going crazy ... "*:" What do you want me to do! ... "Madman:" What do you want me to do? You want me to say, I don't know anything! I don't know anything: I don't know! I don't know: I'm here! Is someone calling me? Someone said, "I didn't call you!" " I didn't: "Who called him? Who: "I didn't ..." I didn't: "I didn't ..." You: "I dare you. "I dare you:" Who says I dare not! ? Who: Please ... I didn't say anything. I said nothing: what do you want me to say? I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?" My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my & is too long ... I will be called …" Who: "... I want to leave this troublesome place quickly" Right or wrong: "So this is my place …" I have nothing &; No: "Stop arguing, Allah is talking …" Stop arguing, Allah: "I'm not talking …" I didn't: "I'm not talking! "I'm not doing anything:"-\ \ "... Let's go ... Let's talk outside ..." Let's go: "I'm embarrassed ..." I'm not doing anything: "It's none of your business ..." (Two brothers go out angrily) It's none of your business: "Did someone call me?" Someone: "Who wants to call you ..." Who: "I really have to go ... T.T." Go: "I'm really embarrassed ... * v. v *" (\ \" who \ \ "collapsed) It's none of your business:" ... aren't you my cousin? It's none of my business: "... cousin (or cousin) ... long time no see ..." Long time: "I'm here ..." Devil: "Are you finished? Endless: "He didn't have me" You: "I didn't have him" I just: "Who said that?" Who: "What am I doing?" : "Do you want to fuck me? You: "I won't fuck him." I just said, "Who said I wouldn't? "Who:" Wrong! I didn't say ... "I said," What do you want me to do? " : "You two are shameless! "You two:" I want it! I want it! "Face:" Who wants me? Who: "I don't want it" Devil: "Hurry up, I'm going to kick someone out" Man: "Kick me out? Looking for k "k: "Who wants to see me? Who: aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again! He: "Don't K me" I: "Who wants K me? Who: "I finally caught one and killed it ………………" I: "Don't catch me" I: "I've had enough too. Whoever mentions my name again will never let you go! " Who: "Look at my eighteen dragons! Me: Look at my nine yin bones and claws! " Eighteen hands of the dragon: "What do I have to see? Jiuyin Baiguzhao: What am I looking at? What's there to see: brother, I finally found you! " What is there to see? "Brother, let's talk outside." Devil: "Shit ... this is an engagement party ..." From then on, the devil really got schizophrenia. ...