Funny ghost joke

I was a cleaner before I died. I work hard! Busy from morning till night! One day, I was cleaning windows outside a building! It's the kind of dangerous work hanging outside at high altitude! On the 30th floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped and fell! I think it's over! I'm dying! But the survival instinct makes me scratch unconsciously! Luckily, I caught a balcony railing on the third floor of/kloc-0. I feel saved! So I want to climb up after I recover! Who knows, suddenly someone patted my hand and I fell down again! I think I'm really finished now! However, my life should not be decided, and a tent caught me below. I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my last life! I want to go down when I recover. Who knows, a refrigerator fell from it and killed me! The second ghost said ... I was a clerk before I died. Everything is fine. I have a beautiful wife. I have a great figure! But it's just a little water. I had a slight heart attack and forgot to bring my medicine to work one day. I went home to get it. When I came in, I saw my wife's hair was messy and her clothes were messy. There must be an adulterer. So I looked everywhere in the house, kitchen and toilet, but I couldn't find it. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing and thought: adulterer! So I waved and thought, 13 floor! See if I can fall to my death! As a result, I didn't die when I looked at it! Caught by the tent! I was in a hurry, so I searched the house and went into the kitchen. I found the refrigerator big enough, so I threw it down and finally killed him! I'm so happy! I couldn't stop laughing. But my heart was blocked by laughter. I laughed to death! The third ghost said ... I'm a punk, but I didn't do anything wrong! One day I went to a female friend's house to hang out! Just finished, her husband suddenly came back! I had to find a place to hide So I searched the kitchen and toilet. Finally, I found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in it! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator and threw it from the 13 floor! I just fell to my death in my refrigerator! 5) When there is a ghost in the toilet, Chu Yang will go to the countryside. When chatting with relatives, relatives told him that there were ghosts in the toilet here. However, if you don't catch ghosts, ghosts won't hurt you. Maybe it's because of acclimatization. At night, Chu Yang's stomach hurts like hell. There is no way out. Chu Yang had to crustily skin of head and go to the toilet on tenterhooks. Chu Yangxiang heard it as soon as he squatted down. Knowing that he couldn't accept ghosts, Chu Yang replied, "I always use newspapers." It seems that Chu Yang is suffering from dysentery. After a while, Chu Yangran went to the toilet again, but this time, he was no longer afraid. Seeing Chu Yang backward, the ghost held out his hand and said, "Youth Daily or Central Daily?" "I always use sports newspapers." In the evening, Chu Yang went to the toilet for the third time. "Youth sports or central sports?" Asked the ghost. "... I ... I just want to pee. "6) Before calling, the number was not pressed as it is now. I inserted my finger into a perforated disk and dialed it. It is said that a long time ago ... Xiaoming's phone number was 444-4444, and strange calls often came in ... One night at midnight, 12, the phone rang. Can you call 1 19 for me? I am so miserable! ..... "Xiao Ming:" You go and find someone else to help you, not me! "The man said," I can only call 444-4444, and I can't call anyone else. "Xiao Ming frighten hurriedly hung up the phone, can only call 444-4444? Is it a ghost? ! ! After a while, the phone rang again. Xiaoming didn't dare to answer it, but it kept ringing ... Xiaoming had to pick it up. The man said, "Is this 444-4444? Can you call 1 19 for me? I am so miserable! ..... My finger is stuck in the phone dial hole! Damn it, two men walked home after Halloween masquerade ... when they passed a cemetery, they wanted to cross it on impulse. When they were halfway through, they were frightened by the sound of drumming. The sound came from a dark place, and they were all frightened. Then they found an old man digging a tombstone with a chisel. One of them said, "My God, sir, we thought. The old man scolded, "* * *, they spelled my name wrong." One dark night, a pumpkin lantern was passing by a cemetery. The breeze blew, and the surrounding sounds rustled, making people stand on end. At this moment, he suddenly found a little red light flashing in the distance. His first thought was "jack-o'-lantern". So he picked up a stone and threw it at the lamp. I saw the fire trembling. He picked up a stone and threw it at the fire, only to see the light fly to another grave. At this point, he is close to collapse. So he picked up a stone and threw it at the lamp. At this moment, he heard a voice from behind the grave: "Shit, who is it? "Shit is not fun. A bag of cigarettes chopped me three times. " 9) Dole has a taxi driver who works in a taxi company. One night, he was driving through a desolate place, surrounded by darkness; Suddenly, he saw a building with dim light on the wasteland ahead. He wants to know when such a building was built here. He saw a lady on the side of the road beckoning him to drive home. After the lady got on the bus, he closed the door and started driving. After a while, he felt very strange. Why doesn't this lady speak? As a result, he looked back in the mirror and saw no miss, only a doll was sitting there. He was shocked. I grabbed the doll and threw it out of the window. By the time I got home, I had been seriously ill for three months ... After he recovered, he went back to work in a taxi company. As a result, his colleague said to him, "You are really boring. A beautiful lady came to complain that she wanted to take your car last time. As a result, she just threw the doll in, and you closed the door and drove away. " 10) She loved apples before her death and said it was a dark night. The longest ... the scariest road ... The taxi driver drove there ... A woman waved to get on the bus by the roadside ... Well, it was quiet all the way ... until the woman spoke ... She said, "The apple is delicious for you ..." The driver thought it was great ... so he took it ... and took a bite ... The driver said. The woman replied, "I liked apples before my death ..." Wow ...&; * $ # @ ... Hearing this, the driver suddenly braked in fear and turned pale ... I saw the woman slowly turn her head forward, ... and said to the driver ... Do you want to know what she said? ..... "... but what about me? I don't like it after giving birth! ……