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2. Get up early, wash clothes and move your feet; Eat well and grind your teeth long and tall; Play until you are old, go online and turn your brain; Have a good life and spend your vacation looking for treasure. My friend, I wish you a happy life.
3. I've beaten my troubles. They don't love you at all. At the same time, I scolded my sorrow and told it not to flatter itself; Only happiness allows me to send you a message: it is willing to accompany you all your life!
4. Snoring sounds like thunder and insects. Great things and small things are happy, and everything is concerned; Peace of mind and peace of mind, happy every day; Sunny, rainy and rainy days, happy every day!
5. I tease you with my name, and my nickname is Doby. I used to tease you with my name, but I also tease you with my pen name. I don't tease anyone with my screen name, and I don't tease anyone with my motto. I'm just kidding. Still watching? I wish I were happy
6. I haven't received your message for a long time. I thought of death. I used to cut my pulse with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, and hung myself with noodles, but I didn't die. Just treat me to dinner and die.
7. Being idle is a bit boring. Send a short message to tease you. The phone beeps, don't forget me; Smile a lot and be sincere, and all the troubles are gone; Text messages convey courtesy, remember to smile often. Wish a good mood
8. Don't be sleepy. Don't get drunk. Anyway, don't be too tired. Don't buy expensive, don't waste, in short, be affordable; Happy queue, followed by good luck, in short, charming mood!
9. Here's a bill. I'll cry out in pain. Send you a beautiful woman, with limited ability; Play with you for a few days, and the object will definitely make trouble with me; Send a corner of a blessing flower, and I will laugh when you are in a beautiful mood!
1. Send you a happiness number, smile secretly at the corners of your mouth, and be lucky to report immediately; The mood is quietly beautiful, and the number will definitely fly forward; Blessing words are collected, and you are the first in the number ranking. Happiness!
Xi. Live well, live slowly, and get happier every year; Don't climb, don't compare, don't be angry with yourself; Eat less salt, be jealous, play less mahjong and take more walks. May you: be busy and happy every day!
12. You smile. Lei Gong exclaims; When you call, the earth shakes; When you shake, the train runs backwards, and when you run, a tsunami occurs! Hula, how have you been recently? If so, reply with a smiling face!
XIII. Long and smooth hair, dark and bright eyes, straight and slim figure, and beautiful and fresh smile. I'm happy when I see you, but I'm depressed when I don't see you.
14. Stick out your left foot. Trip your troubles, stick out your right foot, kick your worries away, find a cage, let happiness have nowhere to escape, find a pair of ropes, tie up your health, take your mobile phone, and make up your thoughts and send them to you!
15. SMS is concerned to report that I wish you Wahaha every day, Robust every day, iced tea every time, cola in everything, Wang Laoji in your mood, Sprite in summer, and all the best.
XVI. Slipping on watermelon skin will bring you good luck; Slip on a banana skin, and you will have good luck; Slip on the orange peel, and you will gather wealth. Hurry up and have a big meal today, and then arch your luck.
XVII. I'm not good at talking, and my mouth is not very sweet. I just want you to get what you want and do today. You are in great health, and there are many money thieves. If you are tired of counting money, you can hire me. I wish you a good day.
XVIII. Crazy days: "Sleeping" suits you, and "eating" tastes comfortable; The "net" thing is leisurely, and the "card" skill is superior; "Swim" carefree, "book" boating in the sea; "Dish" life and "enjoy" sharing.
XIX. Shake the puppy's tail, and the trouble and bad luck will run away immediately; The kitten barked obediently and brought greetings and happy news; Birds tick to sing songs, making you smile and smile. I wish you: leisure and fun!
2. Life is so interesting that you are never too old to live to 8. It's still early in the thirties, so don't worry about nothing. Bake more when you are wet, relax and take a bath. I wish you a beautiful day!
21st. You are the wind, I am the sand, and the sharp knife of happiness pricks you; If you have troubles, I will help you, and a beautiful bullet will be loaded; You drive the cows, I herd the sheep, and the health leader puts a gun. Surrender: Smile!
22. Whether the flowers are fragrant or not, the bees have the final say; Whether the clouds are beautiful or not, the sky has the final say; Whether the grass is green or not, the cow has the final say; Whether I miss you or not is up to my heart. Whether to send short messages or not, of course, I have the final say.
23. Send you seven flowers: fortune is like popcorn. Love is like a rose, career is like morning glory, life is like a flame flower. If you have love, you don't want to spend it. If you have a windfall, remember to share it with me!
XXIV. In the past, I was only teasing you. Later, garlic you malicious, and hit the wave with onions; Sakura scheming is popular now. Although the price has gone up, friendship can't be devalued, and it's not negotiable to tease you if you have nothing to do!
25. Greetings come uninvited. Send out happy signals crazily; Trouble makes a fast knot, and bad luck drives away the broom; Laugh your head off, there is no antidote for happiness; If you pretend to be serious, I'll throw you a bundle of money!
XXVI. A man went to a restaurant for dinner. After ordering the meal, he didn't come up for a long time. He's really hungry, so he's leaving. The waiter asked, Sir, why did you leave without eating? The man said grumpily, I'll wait when I'm full outside!
27. The husband bought the computer that his wife wanted. A computer questionnaire was attached to the computer package, which included such a question: What prompted you to buy this product? The husband wrote on the questionnaire: nagging, nagging for a year!
XXVIII. Happy moment: Tang Priest and his disciples have a meeting to study and learn from shortcuts. Wukong said: you can get there quickly by plane. Bajie said: Shenzhou is much faster than the plane. Friar Sand took out a gun and said, I heard that you can go directly to the Western Heaven with this
29. I am desperately looking for your footprints in my memory. I can't hear you, I can't see you, I can't feel you, I haven't heard from you, and the happy feeling makes me suffocate. Where are you? My cutest kitten!
3. Note that the God of Wealth has bewitched you, and you will be hit by good luck as soon as you go out. If you stay at home, wealth will find you; If you open the window, money will float into your home. You can't hide, so accept it!
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