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I want to be quiet, too
Quietly is really a name in reality, and of course it can also be an excuse for being lazy from work. Just because a sentence "I want to be quiet" was overheard by others and adapted into a joke-"You want to be quiet, please tell me honestly: Who is quiet?" .
You see, people always invent and create fun themselves, and then make themselves laugh. This shows how monotonous real life is, and how eager to get happiness and humor.
Jokes always make people laugh, but I have my own unique views.
Since I have a computer and a mobile phone, I have learned to play League of Legends games. I have been thinking about strange promotion all day, and I have been thinking about the constant update of WeChat friends circle. There are concerns in my heart, and I can't calm down and read carefully. The books piled on the bedside are as clean as new, but my computer keyboard and mouse are polished, and the fingerprints on the screen of my mobile phone are almost covered.
So I repented myself, but I never repented. I am eager to win the passion after the game and the pleasure of fighting the enemy in the virtual world. I like to constantly refresh my circle of friends and then gently praise it. I look at the latest state of others and envy them. I found that I couldn't stop at all, so I suspected that I was poisoned and sick.
I suddenly have no other extravagant hopes, but I really want to be quiet. I want to work, live, travel, fall in love seriously, learn a foreign language, read a book, and finally settle my impetuous heart. But I found that I couldn't do it, so I longed for silence more and more, so I had the motivation for this article.
Yes, I want to be quiet, too This is not quiet. A person's drug addiction is probably like this. I don't know. But I think it's more because I'm possessed. I'm in an excited state, secreting a lot of hormones or dopamine. Everyone has desires, just like I always want to surpass others and keep playing games to vent my upgrade, just like I keep refreshing my circle of friends and prying into other people's private lives.
I can't calm down, which reminds me of the old days. Before, I didn't have a computer or a mobile phone. Life at that time was monotonous but real. I will observe the direction of clouds in the sky, I will play football on the playground and sweat profusely, I will compete with my friends to travel by bike, and I will enjoy the meeting of ants in groups on the ground ... There seems to be a lot I can do, but this has become a thing of the past.
So what is real? I don't have a specific standard answer. When I get up on time every day, go to work on time, eat on time, sleep on time, do work unrelated to my dreams, live an anodyne life, complain, blame the government, scold the society, write articles, run across the road, look forward to the future, stare blankly, laugh, cry, run, take pictures and sleep. There seems to be a lot of things to do, but I don't know why.
So I have been thinking, can I really calm down and find my true self without the internet and mobile phone? I want to live truly, not rely on those virtual worlds.
Really, my requirements are not high, I just want to be quiet!
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