Humor joke: We are all adults, so let's just forget what happened last night, ok?

Humor joke: We are all adults. Let's just forget what happened last night, OK? Humor joke: We are all adults. Let's just forget what happened last night, OK?

Funny joke: I worked overtime last night. Because of something at work, I had an awkward conversation with a lesbian who usually has a good relationship. I didn't talk much when I got home at night. My daughter-in-law asked me several times, but I didn't bother to respond. . Make daughter-in-law also paranoid can't sleep. Early in the morning, having breakfast with my daughter-in-law, WeChat rang. My colleague sent me a voice and turned on the loudspeaker. "Everyone is an adult, so let's forget what happened last night." . After saying his word, a large cup of soybean milk spilled on each other!

We are all adults. Let's forget what happened last night. Let's pretend that nothing happened, because we don't want to be responsible or, if both sides feel good, forget it happened. If we don't want you to talk, even if we don't like not being together, at least we should talk to others. Hope to adopt

We're all adults. Is it necessary to be like a child with severe mental retardation? No need.

Unless you play dumb on purpose.

It depends on the specific situation and is treated separately.

Humorous joke: How does everyone strike up a conversation with a strange girl? Humorous joke: How does everyone strike up a conversation with a strange girl?

Me: Why do you always talk to strange girls? Calling a beautiful woman is too conventional, calling a little sister too frivolous, and calling a classmate over that age is too cheap.

Buddy: Bodhisattva

How can we pretend that what happened never happened? Mentality, everything should be forward-looking. For the past, I think about two questions. One is what I can learn from this matter, and the other is what I should do in the future. That's enough. You know, only God can make things perfect, so how can there be no regrets in life?

Hey, annoying, annoying, want to hear some humorous jokes? Make everyone happy. 1. Wukong: Master, what are you looking at? I see that you have been studying for a long time.

Tang Priest: I'll read the spell backwards.

Wukong: God, no wonder my feet always hurt today.

I once read a story that Einstein was not good at math when he was a child. His test score was only 65,438+0, but after studying hard, he became the greatest physicist, which was very encouraging. However, what the storyteller doesn't know is that Einstein's children's shoes went to primary school in Germany! Germany 1 is a perfect score!

Buy a house before buying a car, and you dare to marry a wife.

Children who don't eat and are picky about food are not only digestive problems, but also mental deficiencies.

I was late for school because there was a headwind on the road.

The dividing line between good people and bad people is idle people.

It is not bad to have friends coming from afar; Don't be embarrassed if you don't know or care; It is impossible not to be busy.

There are two big mountains in front of Gong Yu's house. He is determined to move them.

Zhicuo laughed at him: How can a person's life be so long?

Yu Gong said seriously, after I die, there will be my son, my son is dead, and my grandson. He will always move this mountain away.

The Emperor of Heaven was very moved by these words and sent two powerful Hercules to help their family … and gave birth to a son.

5. After winter vacation homework was found copying, a child said: "Copying homework is not called copying homework, but philology, mathematical analogy, English copying, geographical migration, biological copying, physical reference system, chemical isomers, political seeking common ground while reserving differences, and great unity of history and culture!"

6. happy event:

Everyone I like is on the hard disk.

Youth, you are acne!

Many years later, the little girl became Xianglin's wife. ...

I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

Ahem! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

I suggest that everyone should give priority to understanding my appearance, supplemented by appreciation.

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

7. Xiao Qiang will take the exam. For a good omen, he never eats breakfast, and specially bought a fried dough stick and two eggs! But who knows, an egg turned out to be a double yellow egg! Xiao Qiang thought and thought, and finally only ate double yellow eggs. After the results were announced, Xiao Qiang shouted: "How accurate!" Everyone looked at it: "18 points!"

8. Q: What burden did Friar Sand take?

Answer: It should be the master's underwear, razor, hair wax, men's facial cleanser, sunglasses, entry and exit pass, bank card, household registration book, navigator and BMW's driver's license! Master elder brother's hair dye, shampoo and conditioner, hair clipper. Bajie's nutrition express, coke, hamburger, French fries, slimming tea, PSP game machine, MP3, iPad!

9. I said to teacher Shu Gao, "How many points you give me, I wish you how old you live."

Teacher Shu Gao gave me a look and said, "I'm over 60 this year, and I'll give you 59 points."

So, I hung up.

10. I was unhappy at first. When I was unhappy, I stopped studying. I became happy when I stopped studying. When you are happy, the day goes by.

1 1. Wukong and Tang Priest went to a TV station together. If you are the one, Wukong stepped onto the stage and all 24 lights went out. Reason: 1. No house, no car, just a broken stick. 2. Occupational hazards of bodyguards. 3. Beating goblins at every turn is not gentle to girls. After being imprisoned, he was crushed under Wuzhishan for 500 years.

Tang Priest came on stage, wow! The lights are all on. Reason: 1. Civil servants; 2. Brother Huang, backstage is the hardest. 3. Proficient in Sanskrit and other foreign languages. 4. Very handsome. 5. The most crucial point: BMW!

12. Titanic. I rented a disc to watch when I was a child. Why watch it now? Spoiler, in the end, the hero is not dead ... just swollen, and he has also acted in Shutter Island, Inception and other movies. ...

Humorous joke: Everyone knows the story of the wolf coming. How many times did the teacher come to listen to humorous jokes: everyone knows the story of the wolf coming, and how many times did the teacher come to listen to it?

"Wolf is coming" was told three times by a child, and no one would believe it. However, people who listen too much will be surprised. Now you know which is more terrible, the wolf or the teacher!

The lyrics in EXO songs are: Sing the lyrics as if it never happened. Lu Han-naive as a child who knows nothing, reborn that wonderful moment. Lie down-close your eyes and then open them again. I'm afraid all this is just a dream. If I miss you, I will stand in front of you sincerely and long for your sight. Chen just wants to walk with you, and they will play at the same pace. Once is enough for everything-when I landed in your world, the wind was all white, the wind and thunder were all around, and Lu Han was all around you-you asked me where I came from and answered with a smile that everything was secret. As long as you come with me, Chen Tiantang is more brilliant than an angel to me anytime and anywhere. If anyone is unfair to you, I will never promise (Lu Han), just like entering the Garden of Eden for the first time. Let me lie there and look at you every day, thinking of you all the time, the trivial dust of Chen. I won't let those injuries come near you and protect you forever. I will always be willing to block the strong wind for you. Lu Han-As your guardian, I will always be with you. Xiu Min-even if the world is indifferent to Lu Han-will wipe her tears every time she is wronged. If it were you and me, no matter where Chen is-anytime, anywhere, Lu Han-there is no turning back when I fall in love with you. Wings no longer have eternal life. Oh, no, but the only reason I still feel happy, because my eternity is now you. When I landed in your world in the wind of Lu Han, Chen's Whitestorm was by your side, and Lu Han walked by you. You asked me where I came from. Chen replied with a smile, this is a secret. Lu Han-If you get up with me and go down with Chen, Lu Han is anytime, anywhere.

What kind of jokes are funny and humorous? You can tell him seriously. I have a joke. Here's the thing. Once upon a time, there was a man who went to live in the mountains! done

Why not lower the age of marriage? We're all adults. Why should the age of marriage be determined according to people's life, study and growth? It is reasonable to be 22 years old for men and 20 years old for women;

Physiologically, after the age of 20, the physical development is basically perfect and the physical quality is relatively good, which is also conducive to the birth of the next generation.

Educationally, most of today's children have graduated from college, and the graduation age is about 2 1-22 years old. If you consider further study, the actual age of marriage will be higher and higher.

Career, usually local hukou and families with excellent conditions will consider early marriage of their children. According to statistics, the proportion of foreign affairs staff is still very high, and they usually choose to consider getting married after their careers are slightly stable.

In fact, the wedding bride price is not small now, let alone the house and car. In the early days, many people depended on their families, and early marriage would bring great pressure to their families.

There are no restrictions in many places and surrounding areas abroad. /kloc-you can get married after 0/8 years old, but after 0/8 years old, everything depends on yourself, so although there is no age limit, the average marriage age is over 26 years old.

In short, the more developed the place, the later the marriage year.