Enemies of cats and dogs

Core Tip: Welcome to the fable story, the story of enemies of cats and dogs.

Dogs are the most loyal friends of human beings, and cats are also the most loyal friends of human beings. By rights, friends of friends should also be friends. But dogs and cats fight as soon as they meet, which makes their owners very angry.

It turns out that their owners are very kind to them, giving meat to dogs and fish to cats every day. But they still fight endlessly.

The master flew into a rage and said to the dog, "You are older than him. Let him go. Take the initiative to make up with the cat I can't treat you badly, or I won't let you eat meat. "

"Then what shall I eat?" The dog felt very wronged.

"I let you eat shit!"

"ah? How terrible it is to eat shit! " The dog thought, "I want to make up with the cat anyway!" " "

So the dog wagged its tail and approached the cat.

The cat felt that the dog's eyes were not as wide as before, and it seemed to be a gesture of reconciliation, so the cat responded quickly: put its tail up high. Cats use this gesture to show friendliness, which is a standard etiquette passed down from generation to generation in their family. The traditional friendly etiquette of dog family is wagging its tail. If you hold it high, it is tantamount to declaring war. The dog thought, This dead cat is really unappreciative. I condescended to please it, but it declared war on me! The dog was furious and an unknown fire surged up. It lost control, pounced on it and bit the cat hard.

The cat thought, this shameless dog is not bad. I thought it wanted to make up, so I quickly made a friendly gesture. Who knows that it put on a hypocritical face in order to launch a sudden attack! Well, I won't spare you!

So the dog and the cat fought again.

The host raised a stick to separate them.

The dog said, "master, I'd rather eat shit than make up with this dead cat!" " "

The master said to the cat, "cat, don't be as knowledgeable as it is." They all say' step back and broaden the horizon'. Just take the initiative to make up. I know it very well. If you don't listen, I won't let you eat any more fish! "

"Then what shall I eat!" The cat also feels wronged.

"I told you to eat mice, and you have to catch them yourself!"

"ah? How terrible it is to eat mice! " The cat thought, "I want to make up with the dog anyway."

So the cat approached the dog with a wheezing sound. Cats make this sound to express excitement, which is equivalent to saying "nice to meet you!" " "And the dog panting represents anger. The dog thought, what happened to this dead cat? The dog jumped at it again. The cat thought, this shameless dog is really cruel!

As a result, the cat and the dog fought again.

The owner couldn't bear it, and really let the dog eat shit and the cat eat the mouse.

Alas, if we can learn one more foreign language or have an interpreter, we can communicate and understand each other in time!

The little lion is an adult and ready to fall in love. His mother told the little lion: when you see the object you like, you must take the initiative to pick the advantages of the other person and chat. On this day, the little lion met a little bitch on the roadside. The little lion went over and looked at each other for a long time. He asked, Do you like eating shit?

Enemies, cats and dogs