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Shandong museum joke full version

A young man pointed to four sculptures and asked the staff what this meant. The staff explained: "The first sculptor touched his nose to represent his sense of smell, the second one stretched out his arm to indicate his direction, the third one hit the ball to indicate self-defense, and the fourth one covered his eyes to indicate shyness."

The young man said, "Oh, I thought it was:' Who farted?' He put it there. "Not me!" I put it. "

Once upon a time, a group of students did a project about life.

Then they followed the teacher to a museum.

Then I saw four statues with four movements.

The action of the first statue is to hold the nose (thinker)

Second-pointing into the distance (Hitler)

The third unparalleled weightlifting (Hercules)

The fourth-low head, silent. (Chairman Mao)

Then the teacher asked everyone to say what these four statues stand for.

At this time, Xiao Wang said: the first one-life needs air; Second-have a goal in life; Third-life needs struggle; The fourth kind-life needs, silence. Ok ... actually, these four statues are all very good!

I hope I can help the landlord and ask for adoption.