A joke that makes people twitch with laughter.

0 1. Dialogue between grandma and brother who are washing clothes.

Brother: Grandma, help me throw away these underwear.

Grandma: Look how beautiful this pattern is. It's a shame to throw it away. I'll change your mask. You can still use it.

02. Once on the train, a man took off his shoes, which smelled terrible. A buddy across the street said, "This smell has entered my heart." I laughed so hard here that I hurt myself.

He said, this is not the end. The idiot roommate next to him woke up and shouted, "conductor, did the toilet explode?" A car full of people can't hold it in an instant. ...

03, "Boom!" A loud noise startled the Tang Priest, raised his eyes and pointed to the gravel road under the mountain road: "Wukong, your mother gave birth to a second child."

04. I met an Indian by train, and he was also idle. He talked to me in Chinese about which country has culture.

I said, can you use chopsticks in China? He said that grasping by hand is the most correct way to eat. You can grasp anything by hand, regardless of food. I love to specialize in all kinds of dissatisfaction. When I arrived at the station, I took him to eat a hot pot.

05, 56 leap soil, 56 Yan, 56 your shiny steel fork, 56 steel fork, in a word, I told you to steal melons, I told you to steal melons.

06. My roommate coughed in the morning and gave him the medicine as a cough medicine by mistake. Come back at noon and ask my roommate if the medicine is useful.

Roommate: Tema worked. Cough and pull your pants. I dare not cough now.

07, classmate, you just ate a candy and melon seeds in class. You eat a crutch longer than your arm. The teacher suddenly felt very tired, and the persuasion conversation was repeated many times. I want to throw a piece of chalk to remind you, but I'm afraid you'll throw back a cane. ...

08, others asked: "Hugh, why don't you go to heaven as such a good actor?"

Result-Hugh was nominated for the Flying Award for Best Actor.

09. In junior high school, my little girlfriend and I both wore braces and kissed secretly after class. The braces hooked up. I don't know how we got to the teacher's office. ...

10, according to my mother, once my mother had her period and there were no sanitary napkins at home. I was the only one left except her, so my mother gave me a few dollars to buy it in a small shop in the village. Poor me, who was only five years old at that time, walked hundreds of meters, and my memory was a little vague, so I bought a pack of monosodium glutamate. ...