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The full text of my teacher's composition was written by a fool on campus.
Miss Wu is a young teacher with oblique bangs, thin eyebrows, bright talking eyes and a glib mouth under a small and exquisite nose.
One day, Mr. Wu was commenting on our composition. Halfway through, a classmate became suspicious of what she said, so she raised her hand high and kept shouting, "The teacher has a problem, the teacher has a problem!" " "Teacher Wu stopped, looked at the classmate with a frown and asked," Is the teacher all right? "This amused the whole class, and everyone laughed. The classmate who asked the question saw it and immediately corrected the mistake and said, "Teacher, I have a problem! """huh? Ha ha ha ... "The students laughed even harder! That classmate was anxious and quickly corrected his mistake: "teacher, I want to ask questions!" " "The teacher pretended to have an epiphany and said," Oh, you and I are fine, but you want to ask questions? ""well! "That classmate blushed and touched his head and said shyly." Students! "The teacher smiled and said to everyone," everyone must pay attention to thoroughly in future, otherwise there will be many jokes and contradictions. Especially when you do a problem, you should look at the words of the problem, so as to ensure the accuracy of the answer. "In this way, Mr. Wu let us learn knowledge in a relaxed and happy atmosphere.
To tell the truth, Mr. Wu is still very funny. Just after physical education class that day, everyone came back to the classroom panting and sweating, and they didn't have the heart to go to the next Chinese class at all. Seeing this, Mr. Wu said, "Has the Third World War started?" The students are confused. "If not, how can students make the sound of' aircraft' and' aircraft carrier'?" As she spoke, she fixed her eyes on the students who set pens and rulers ready to play, and the whole class burst into laughter. Then, the teacher looked at the students with a pencil box and pretended to be afraid. "Don't aim the cannon at me!" "Although it is only a simple and humorous sentence, it has achieved good results-everyone is listening attentively in class!
Look, our teacher Wu is such a person. She always tries her best to adjust the classroom atmosphere so that we can learn knowledge in a relaxed and happy classroom. I like such a teacher!
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