Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - At my daughter’s birthday party, my mother-in-law took the initiative to give me a red envelope, but I refused by saying, “I can’t afford your money.”
At my daughter’s birthday party, my mother-in-law took the initiative to give me a red envelope, but I refused by saying, “I can’t afford your money.”
My mother-in-law took out a few big red bills and waved them in front of me, and said with a smile on her face: "With these 1,000 yuan, I will buy some food and clothing for Niu Niu." I pushed my mother-in-law's hand away. He said coldly: "I can't afford to spend your money." I don't know whether I really tried my best or my mother-in-law did it intentionally. The money fell on the floor, and her mother-in-law shouted: "This is the good wife you married. I will throw it away." She treats me as a family, what does she treat me like, a hot face but a cold butt?"
My mother-in-law and I will never be reconciled in this life. Even when my husband mentions my mother-in-law, I will get angry. My mother-in-law has become my life. taboo.
I didn’t plan to invite my parents-in-law to my daughter’s third birthday, but my husband begged me, saying that all the relatives from her mother-in-law’s family were coming, and it would be embarrassing for him not to see the child’s grandparents. My husband begged me for a long time, and asked me I guarantee her mother will stay out of trouble.
I can ignore my parents-in-law, but I still have to get along with my husband. Overdoing things is always bad for the family. As long as my mother-in-law doesn’t act like a monster, I can also turn a blind eye to her.
My husband *** and I both chose the venue for my daughter’s birthday party. It was in a restaurant that operates banquets. There was a venue downstairs to play, so we chose the noon banquet.
Everyone was eating, and I took my daughter to say hello to relatives. When we arrived at my parents-in-law's table, I didn't say anything. My daughter didn't yell when she saw her mother-in-law, and just ran away.
My mother-in-law probably felt embarrassed, "You don't shout when you see grandma. Did your mother teach you that? It's really rude."
I didn't say anything. There were so many people today. I don’t want everyone to see the joke.
My mother-in-law took out a few big red bills and waved them in front of me, and said with a smile on her face: "With these 1,000 yuan, I will buy some food and clothing for Niu Niu." I pushed my mother-in-law's hand away. He said coldly: "I can't afford to spend your money." I don't know whether I really tried my best or my mother-in-law did it intentionally. The money fell on the floor. The scene was a bit embarrassing, but my mother-in-law didn't know what to do.
She shouted to her husband who was drinking with relatives: "This is the good wife you married. I treat her as a family member. What does she think of me? She has a hot face but a cold butt."
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Everyone looked at us curiously. I didn’t say anything, but my mother-in-law seemed to have been waiting for this moment for a long time and started crying: "I have helped you take care of your children for more than half a year, why don't you Do you know how to be grateful? You can just tell me if you don’t like the money I gave your child. I’ll give it to you even if I give it to you. How can you throw the money on the ground?”
My mother-in-law cried as she spoke. Big grievance. Looking at my mother-in-law at this moment, I know that she deliberately dropped the money on the ground for the wonderful performance at this moment.
In the eyes of everyone, she is such a virtuous mother-in-law, and I am the ungrateful daughter-in-law.
My mother hurriedly came over and explained: "My mother-in-law, maybe Wanyu (I) didn't take it properly. You have a lot. I will make amends for you and won't argue with her anymore."
I looked at my mother-in-law coldly, and she was even more enthusiastic: "Your daughter looks down on me and dislikes me for being from the countryside. She just wants to make me embarrassed."
My mother said nice things: "She doesn't know Anyway, keep this money for yourself, don’t give it to her.” My mother wanted to help my mother-in-law pick up the money on the ground, but she didn’t agree: “You can forgive me if you want. She picked up the money on the ground and kowtowed to apologize to me. Just forgive her."
I didn't want to embarrass each other too much, but my mother-in-law pressed me every step of the way. If I couldn't bear it, I wouldn't be human.
I pulled away from my mother and said to my mother-in-law: "Yes, I did it on purpose, to embarrass you on purpose, to embarrass you on purpose. You brought this on yourself, and I let you come here for free today." I gave your son face by drinking."
I simply went on stage, took the microphone and said: "When my daughter was one year old, in order to make money, I gave her to my mother-in-law to help take care of her. After a few videos, my mother-in-law became reluctant and said that if I didn’t trust her to take care of her, I would take care of it myself.”
“I have to go to work and I don’t have a house in the city. Let my mother-in-law help more."
"My mother-in-law lets her grandson eat meat and drink milk. My daughter can only eat vegetables and drink rice soup. In order to let my daughter eat better, I save every meal. I gave her an extra 1,000 yuan a month, but my daughter is still not treated well."
My mother-in-law yelled from below: "You are spitting blood!"
I pulled my daughter and lifted her skirt. The scars on the legs are shocking.
“My daughter was burned, and my mother-in-law was unwilling to spend money to send her to the hospital, and she didn’t call my husband and me. She didn’t know until I got home a week later.” Although half a year had passed since the incident Much, but tears still well up in my eyes when I mention it.
My husband’s second aunt said: “It turns out that this is why Wanyu gave up her job and took the children away. I heard her mother-in-law say before that it was because Wanyu disliked her mother-in-law.”
"If I had such a mother-in-law, I wouldn't dare to let her take care of the children. I used to hear her mother-in-law say that she married her daughter-in-law in vain. It turned out to be because of this."
"Her mother-in-law often said in the village that out of town I can’t marry a daughter-in-law”
“I also heard from my mother-in-law that Wanyu’s mother-in-law said that Wanyu just wanted to be lazy and didn’t want to work in the name of raising children.”
There was a lot of discussion below. I have heard it all, and I have to thank my mother-in-law for helping me spread the word in the village.
My mother was wiping tears secretly: "I know that you and your children have suffered like this, no matter what you said, I would come to help you take care of your children."
I also regret it , I shouldn’t have refused my mother’s help for the sake of so-called family harmony, and I shouldn’t have been afraid that my mother-in-law would be unbalanced. The scar on my daughter’s leg is a pain in my life.
My mother-in-law did not feel sad at all, and was still defending: "It was just the children who were naughty, and I didn't mean it. Besides, she is still young now, and the scars will gradually disappear as she grows up."
This is my mother-in-law, she is never wrong, others are wrong.
"I'm sending money today..." The mother-in-law was about to say something else, but the husband interrupted her: "Mom, please calm down and don't use your 1,000 yuan as an excuse, Wan. Jade General has given you the bride price, and she respects you in everything. No matter how many bad things you say about her, she still treats you as a relative, but her daughter is her bottom line. The 1,000 yuan you gave her is just for your own benefit. "Face"
The husband exposed the mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law reluctantly picked up the money on the ground and said while picking it up: "It's okay if your wife says that to me. Even you say that to me. I really raised you in vain..."
I took my daughter downstairs to play, and I didn’t want to pay attention to the drama in the house.
@小xie Talk about emotions
From your words, Xiaoxie can feel your grievance. It is said that the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is difficult. I believe you have tried hard, but your mother-in-law is too much and it makes you feel cold.
If I meet such a mother-in-law, I think I will hold a grudge for the rest of my life. How can a person who loves to stir up trouble, speak ill of his daughter-in-law everywhere, and even doesn't treat his own granddaughter well, deserve to be respected?
I’m @小xie Talk about emotions, looking forward to meeting you in the world of words.
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