Xiao Ming’s series of humorous jokes

Xiao Ming’s series of humorous jokes

Xiao Ming’s series of humorous jokes 1. One day Xiao Ming and his two partners wanted to rob, so they bought three knives.

~When I was holding the knife, I accidentally saw it. So I asked, why did you buy the knife?

Xiao Ming said, for eating watermelon. Ah,

** said, why buy three knives?

Xiao Ming. Because my family has three watermelons.

Xiao Ming’s series of humorous jokes 2 , Xiao Ming lost one leg in a car accident,

Xiao Ming lost another leg in a car accident,

Xiao Ming lost his other leg in another car accident, < /p>

Xiao Ming lost one of his legs in a car accident.

In fact, Xiao Ming is a pet dog.

Xiao Ming’s series of humorous jokes 3. Classmates said that Xiao Ming’s head is long It looked like a brick. When Xiao Ming came home, he asked: "Mom, my avatar doesn't look like a brick?"

My mother didn't want to hurt his self-esteem, so she said: "Go to the well and take a picture yourself."

Xiao Ming stood at the edge of the well. The people in the well said:? Up there, don’t throw bricks into the well!!!?

Xiao Ming’s series of humorous jokes 4. Xiao Ming: " Mom, my classmates say my head is too big. Mom: "Nonsense, they are bad boys. Just ignore them. Go and buy chestnuts for Mom." Xiao Ming: "What to wear?" Mom: "Use your hat." "

Xiao Ming's series of humorous jokes 5. In a certain office, Xiao Ming farted loudly unconsciously. His colleagues felt embarrassed to say it, but Xiao Ming couldn't control it and farted several times in succession. The colleagues finally spoke and said implicitly: Stop arguing. After a while, I saw Xiao Ming shaking. A colleague asked him curiously what happened? Xiao Ming said: I have changed the ringtone to vibrate~~~ ;