There is a three-paragraph joke about myopia.

A nearsighted traveler, while walking by the river, saw a sign erected in the middle of the river, but unfortunately the words in the middle could not be read clearly. Out of curiosity, he had to take off his shoes and wade into the river to find out. I saw the sign saying: Please don't eat crocodiles, thank you.

(2)

A nearsighted man came to the farm and suddenly a gust of wind blew away his flower scarf. He began to chase, but the wind was too strong, and the scarf flew and fell off for a while. He chased for half an hour and didn't catch it. At this time, a peasant woman who had been watching all this loudly asked him, "Hello, sir, what are you doing?"

"Oh, madam, I'm chasing my scarf. You know, the wind is too strong ... "He panted.

After hearing this, the peasant woman said angrily, "Nonsense! You are obviously chasing my little hen! "

(3)

A nearsighted person got lost. There is a big stone by the roadside, and a crow stops on it. Myopia thought it was a person, so he went forward and asked for directions. I asked several times and couldn't hear the answer. After a while, the crow flew away.

Myopia said to himself, "I asked you the way and you refused." Your hat was blown away by the wind, and I won't tell you! " "

It seems that myopia is really harmful!