Tell me a joke, it must be very funny!

1. On a business trip, local colleagues were hospitable and hosted a banquet in characteristic hotel's private room that night. After sitting down, a dozen men and women have been chatting, and only one person is ordering. After ordering, I asked everyone's opinion: "The food is ready. Is there anything else to add? " In this case, in Beijing, we usually ask the young lady to quote the name of the dish she ordered. So a buddy in Beijing said, "Miss, report it." Miss saw his one eye, nothing happened. "Miss, report it!" Dude, it's a little urgent. Miss face flushed, still nothing happened. "What? Let you report that you didn't hear it? " Dude, it's really urgent. A female colleague hurriedly dozen circle field: "Miss, you have to report one by one, ah. ? The young lady mumbled something and asked, "So, so ... is it okay to hold a woman instead of a man?" "poof! "A female colleague just took a long drink of tea and sprayed it all on the person in front. A dozen people laughed, and the young lady was at a loss. It's time to serve Let's have a mixed face lift first. A large plate of thin face was served, followed by several dishes of ingredients and sauces. Miss didn't pay attention when serving, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. That buddy is also deliberately teasing, pretending to be unhappy and asking the young lady: "What should I do?" The young lady said quietly, "Suit yourself." "What do you say?" "What do you want to do?" "What do you usually do here?" "Why don't I help you?" "good." I saw the young lady holding chopsticks in one hand and a spoon in the other, quickly pouring several dishes of vegetables and sauces on the rapier and stirring them with several brushes. Then he said to his buddy, "Sir, you can eat. "The buddy stared at the plate with his eyes for a long time without talking, and another colleague said" thank you "to the lady for him. The main course is served-roast leg of lamb, a big plate of meat bones and a plate of salt and pepper. A Beijing buddy loves this mouth so much that he grabbed a leg of lamb unceremoniously. Click is a bite, and he eats and drinks. The young lady looked at it and said, "Sir, this should be dipped." The elder brothers looked puzzled at the young lady and then at the local colleagues. A local colleague said, "It tastes better when dipped in it." The buddy then stood up with a leg of lamb and clicked again. The young lady hurried over and asked, "Do you need anything, sir?" "ah? No. ""Then please sit down and eat. " Buddy muttered and sat down, looking at everyone, and said in dismay. Carefully hold the leg of lamb to your mouth and take a careful bite. The young lady added, "Sir, you should dip this." Buddy stood up, waved a leg of lamb and shouted angrily, "How to eat standing and sitting? "! ?" The table is full and the leaders are here. The house was full of greetings. The lady next to the party is very beautiful, new, inexperienced and quite nervous. Everyone sat down, and someone called, "Miss, tea!" " Miss hurried forward and pointed her finger: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, * * * seven!" Everyone laughed, and the leader went on to say, "pour the tea!" " Miss busy "down" again: "7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, or 7." Someone asked, "What are you counting?" The young lady hesitated and whispered, "I am a dog." Everyone was very angry and shouted, "Call your manager!" As soon as the manager came in, he put his hand down and asked with a smile, "What do you want to tell me?" The leader said, "Don't ask any more questions. Ask about the age of this young lady." The manager thought for a moment and answered according to his orders: "18 years old, a dog!" " "The leader smiled, and everyone laughed. It is not convenient for everyone to pursue the massive failure of leaders. Miss and manager are like falling into the clouds. After 30 days of drinking, a dish came up: "Stewed tortoise! "Everyone is happy, but they haven't forgotten the rules. Someone poked the king with chopsticks and said, "lead, lead!" " The leader looked at the turtle's crazy shaking head and was unhappy. He didn't want to reconcile the ending of this statement, and he didn't want to go against everyone's good wishes. He tasted the soup with a spoon and said, "Good, good! Please feel free. Someone said, "Yes, turtles should drink soup!" " ! "The leader was so angry that he almost spit. After a while, the soup was almost finished, and a round thing surfaced and asked, "Miss, what is this?" The young lady quickly replied, "What an asshole. "Everyone said with surprise:" Leaders eat first, leaders eat first! "The leader didn't hear" unlucky ",very happy. He called the young lady: "Give it to everyone! "For a long time, the young lady didn't move, and the leader asked angrily," Why, can't you explain this clearly? " Miss embarrassedly said, "how do you divide seven people and six bastards?" "Hearing this, everyone looked at each other, full of food, hard to swallow. Hongdou broke up with his girlfriend once, and he was very sad. He kept crying, crying, crying, crying sadly. Therefore, ... he ... sprouted ... 3. One day, when Xiao Chen and his cousin were on the bus and were about to arrive at the station, Xiao Chen saw his younger brother being slapped by a woman. At the next stop, Xiao Chen asked his cousin strangely why he was beaten by those people. As a result, his cousin said, "I just saw that the zipper of that woman's skirt was not zipped properly, so I wanted her to pull it up. Later, I thought, what should I do if that woman called me a pervert?" "So I helped her pull it directly, and then she slapped me." Chen Xiao asked again, "Then why did she hit you again?" His cousin also said: "I want to give her a good slap, then she must be a slap in the face, so I pulled her down again." Xiao Chen fell down. Psychopaths in hospitals usually have a worship complex for doctors or nurses. One day, a female patient came to see a male doctor ... Dr. Lan thought for a long time (in order not to hurt the patient so as not to get worse). Dr. Lan: We have a doctor-patient relationship. Because you are ill, I must take good care of you ... (In order not to hurt the patient, Dr. Lan explained for a long time and finally finished). Female patient: Dr. Lan, you mean you don't love me anymore? Dr. Lan (brooding): Hmm ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... Female patient: Nothing ... I love Dr. Chen ... 5. A Jewish girl came home and said, "Mom, I'm married." Mom said, "Oh, great!" "The girl said," But he is an Arab. " Mother said, "that's not good." The girl said, "but, mom, he is an Arab sheik, so rich that you can't imagine." If I marry him, you and dad can live a comfortable life. Six months later, the girl came home and said, "I love that Arab Sheikh, but, God, he will only fuck my ass." . When I first got married, my ass was only as big as a 10 cent coin, and now it is as big as a dollar coin. "Mom scolded," silly boy, is 90 cents worth your trouble? "

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