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How to stop the dismemberment of Hengshan Mountain in Nanyue, a thousand-year-old county?

1. Nanyue and Hengshan are a whole. It is not suitable to separate Nanyue and Hengshan artificially. They are originally a unified name. Hengshan is Nanyue, and Nanyue is also Hengshan. Hengshan is a name, and Nanyue is an honorific. It is inappropriate for the mountain to be divided into two unrelated administrative regions. 2. The naming of Hengshan County has lost its meaning. The reason why Hengshan County is called Hengshan County is because there is Hengshan Mountain in the south. The county is named after the mountain. Nowadays, Hengshan County is separated from the mountain. The name of Hengshan County has become a rootless tree and a sourceless water. If there is no origin and the name is no longer worthy of the name, then Hengshan County should no longer be called Hengshan County, but should be called another county. 3. It is inconvenient to manage. Nanyue was removed from Hengshan County. From the perspective of Hengshan, Nanyue became a "country within a country", which is equivalent to gouging out the "heart" of Hengshan County on the map. From the perspective of Hengyang City, Nanyue has become an "enclave" and an "isolated island". In the past, Nanyue was classified as a special administrative region of Hunan Province, but it was later revoked because it was out of reach and inconvenient to manage. Although the city government is now closer to Nanyue, the disadvantages of "enclaves" and "isolated islands" still exist, and the basic problems have not been solved. 4. It resulted in huge waste of administrative costs. In Nanyue, Hengshan and Hengdong, it was originally sufficient to establish a county-level administrative agency. This was implemented for thousands of years and remained unchanged until the 1960s. Nowadays, the world is divided into three parts. Three county-level administrative agencies have been established. Two more are unnecessary. There are tens of thousands more cadres and hundreds of millions more administrative expenses. Employment opportunities have increased, but it has been wasted for no reason. The hard-earned money of so many people is lost more than it is gained. People should be judged by things, not things by people. 5. It makes it difficult for both Nanyue and Hengshan to develop. For Nanyue, due to its small territory and small population, it has remained a community in Hengyang City for decades, while Jinggangshan, Shaoshan Chong and Zhangjiajie have already been promoted to regional municipal governments. There is no place to build even a big factory, making Nanyue a small town purely for consumption. Once there is a problem with the tourism industry, the people of Nanyue will encounter unexpected disasters. In recent years, Nanyue District has really thought about developing tourism. There are many ways, but sometimes it is inevitable to rely too much on the Holy Emperor Bodhisattva and religion, and tend to promote superstition, such as building ghost cities and holding religious temple fairs. This is also a last resort! As far as Hengshan is concerned, it has lost the fat as a tourist destination, and there are no other famous local products in the county. The industrial base is quite weak, and the economy has not been able to develop. The fiscal revenue only exceeded 100 million yuan the year before last, which was only as much as Nanyue's tourism revenue. A few percent are unable to invest in big projects and industries. It’s not because the people of Hengshan don’t work hard and conditions are limited. Therefore, Hengshan is still a poor county. 6. Resulting in a regional dispute between Nanyue and Hengshan. Because Nanyue is too small, it always competes with Hengshan for territory. Hengshan was originally a large county, but large areas of land were delimited by Xiangtan and Zhuzhou, and then Nanyue and Hengdong were delimited. It has become the smallest county in Hunan Province, and it cannot be smaller. Of course, Hengshan was unwilling to shrink its boundaries any more. Due to the intervention of the city government, Hengshan had to make concessions repeatedly. However, no matter what, Nanyue was still unable to solve the problem of small territory, which only increased the conflicts between the two places. 7. It is not conducive to the people of Hengshan and Nanyue. For buses, the bus from Hengshan to Hengyang City passes through Nanyue. Nanyue does not allow Nanyue people to get on the bus for fear of affecting the income of Nanyue Passenger Bus. Hengshan In other words, tit for tat, Nanyue passenger buses were not allowed to go beyond Hengshan. There were many disputes about this. There were also frequent conflicts and disputes over other matters. In the final analysis, it ultimately harmed the interests of the people in both places. 8. Resulting in historical separatism and endless debates. Nanyue, Hengshan and Hengdong were originally one county. Now they are divided into three parts. When writing history books, there are often endless debates. Some historical celebrities and meaningful historical events are all wanted to be included as their own. The glorious history, the result is that you have me, and I have you, interpenetrating each other, and repeating the burden. 9. Damage to the reputation of one of the five mountains. Nanyue Hengshan is one of the five mountains in China. Five thousand years of Chinese history is written like this. The whole world knows that now Nanyue is separated from Hengshan, which makes the world confused. The other four mountains are like this. Made? What a joke, it has caused misunderstandings and troubles for many tourists and service staff. When they arrived at Hengshan by train, they thought they were at Nanyue. The service staff wanted to handle Nanyue's affairs, thinking that they could be done when they arrived at Hengshan. Little did they know that Nanyue was not under the jurisdiction of Hengshan. , can't be done. Surprise, this is strange. This damages the reputation of one of the Five Mountains.

10. The people of Hengshan suffered a big loss. Hengdong was carved out, and Nanyue was carved out. The area of ??Hengshan became smaller and smaller, the fiscal revenue was low, and little was done. The reputation of Hengshan County became more and more insignificant, and it was almost forgotten. In the end, It is the people of Hengshan who suffer the loss, as they have been unable to lift themselves out of poverty for a long time. In terms of wage subsidies, the wages of Hengshan cadres are twice or even several times worse than those of neighboring Nanyue cadres. People's living consumption levels are also several times higher. grade. We live on the same land, but the gap is so huge. The people in Hengshan are psychologically unfair! ! !