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A very funny sentence.

1. Stay with me, at least I love you more than others.

I have practiced qigong, and I can kill people.

3. There is a kind of sadness. I reply to you in seconds, and you reincarnate me.

Everyone else has hit the south wall. I must make a lot of money repairing the south wall.

People who have girlfriends are called New Year's Eve, and you can endure it at most.

6. When you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

7. I am willing to be your audience and watch you pretend from beginning to end.

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8. You are my most concerned pig in Wan Li.

9. It is said that women are made of water, and so am I! It's just that I'm made of soda and irritable.

10. It is said that silence is golden. I was silent for so long, but I didn't see the gold.

1 1. The local people are so pitiful that it rains almost every day.

12. When I grow up, I find that life still needs a little acting.

13. Come with me. I have a mouth to eat, and you have a bowl brush.

14. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only suitable for getting paid.

15. It's a holiday. Buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look around, but also look around.

16. Ugly stroke 4 and bad stroke 7 add up to 1 1, which is the reason for being single.

17. My mother said I couldn't be an irresponsible person, which made me stupid.

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18. In fact, Tang Yan is also very sexy. If you meet something that doesn't look good, you are called a bodhisattva.

19. Share the blessings and you will grow with the meat.

20. Remember to hold your head high, or others will see your double chin.

2 1. Don't fall in love with someone because you lose your mind, in case the water dries up one day.

22. There are three kinds of girls, one is impetuous, the other is impetuous, and the other is impetuous.

23. Boys fool girls and call them flirting; Girls fool boys, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called affection.

24. Fat let go of my waist and dare to come at my chest.

25. When you comfort others, you just want to find a rope when you comfort yourself.

26. The stars in the sky are really beautiful. Can you help me choose some to put in my section?

27. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

28. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.