Girls' jokes

1. There is a fill-in-the-blank question, a multiple-choice question, a calculation question, an application question, a proof question, an examination scope, an examination focus and an examination focus.

2. Dude is a bit of an idiot. After graduating from college, he became a policeman. Some time ago, he arrested a pyramid scheme leader. Old cops don't even want to be tried. Because the evidence was conclusive, he let this guy go. As a result, he disappeared with the suspect in the middle of the night Later, when I arrested people, I realized that this product was actually persuaded by MLM leaders. ...

When I was in college, I went to an Internet cafe and sat at the back of a row of computers, and soon the whole row of computers was broken. Players make various sounds, such as dropping the mouse and tapping the keyboard. The stationmaster came to see if I kicked the socket open. He butted in and said nothing. After a while, I kicked it away again. The stationmaster came over and said, go! If the gamer knows, we can't guarantee your safety!

4. I bought a live fish, my mother was scraping fish scales, and my father took over when she heard a "wow". Soon I heard a "ah", and sure enough, my father also scraped blood from his hands. I rolled up my sleeves to take over, only to see my father smiling and pressing the wound and saying, don't come, leave a pair of good hands to wash the dishes!