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I like my composition.
I like to praise my composition 1 I am a little girl who likes to praise her beauty. I have the most clothes at home, and I dress up beautifully every day.
Hair is black and shiny, eyes are bright. Unfortunately, I have small eyes.
I remember when I was in the first grade, I was not nearsighted and I looked good in anything. Seeing that my mother sometimes wears makeup, I keep in mind her movements and methods of makeup. Looking forward to the stars and the moon, I finally looked forward to the summer vacation. Because I overslept and my parents were not at home, I secretly ran to the bathroom to find my mother's cosmetic box and took it off quickly. I first took out the powder cake and patted it on my face, and my face immediately became as white as magic. "Knock, knock, knock" is not good, not good! When my mother came back, I immediately wiped my face with my hands and wiped it with a wet towel. At this moment, my mother asked me, "What are you doing?" "No, no, nothing," I said, burying my face in my hand. "Nothing is good." Mom said strangely.
I love smelly people! I believe there are many people who like to brag like me.
I am a little girl who loves beauty, but this hobby makes me make a lot of jokes in my life.
On Saturday, mom goes to work and dad goes to work. My brother and some friends are playing in the small garden downstairs. It's sultry, and I'm bored at home alone.
At this moment, I found a pair of high heels newly bought by my mother on the shoe rack. They are beautiful, with thin roots and a pink bow on their toes. The shoes are snow-white, no matter far or near, they always look so noble. I had a brainwave: just let me be a model once! I put on all the makeup and finally put on high heels. Just a few steps later, my brother came back from playing in the garden. Great! And the judges! I said to my brother, "Little brother, do you think I look so good?" The younger brother thought about it: "There are many kinds of beauty, including appearance beauty, soul beauty, and-smelly beauty! He put his hand over his mouth and smiled, which made me shy.
How's it going? It stinks enough!
My name is Wang, and I am eight years old this year. I know you are not familiar with me, so I'll introduce you now!
I love beauty very much. My hair is black. I have a Huang Chengcheng hairpin with red, yellow and blue circles on it. How beautiful! Sometimes you wear a ponytail and walk erratically. It's refreshing I'm still wearing an ugly skirt, and my classmates say it looks good, but my mother often calls me "smelly"!
I also like running. When I run, I run fast, as fast as an arrow. But after running 2000 laps, my speed gradually slowed down. But I will still bite my teeth and stick to it, and finally I can run five laps! Do you know why? Because people often say that "health is beauty". I want to make myself beautiful not only in appearance but also in body!
You see, this is me who loves "smelly people". I want to study hard, not only to make myself beautiful, but also to make my motherland more beautiful!
Listen to my composition 4! A sneer came from the barber shop. So I'm perming my hair. I perm my hair into a doll's head, and it looks like a doll after perm.
I was very happy to jump along the road. The first thing to do when I go home is to run to the mirror and take a look. I am as beautiful as a fairy in the mirror, and I am so happy.
Before going to bed, my mother joked, "It seems that you will sleep standing up today." "ah? Why? " I shouted in surprise. Suddenly there was a "oh"! I see, because of the hair.
I listened to my mother and slept standing up at night. I fell until midnight. I got up the next day and ran to the mirror without shoes on. As a result, I never thought that my hair turned into a "explosive head".
I'm not angry, but happy. I wore a dozen bows on my head. I looked left and right in the mirror, and I was very happy to see the beautiful me.
I put on beautiful clothes, posed and asked my mother, "am I beautiful?" "Beauty, I have nothing to say." Mom replied. My heart is getting happier and happier. "Ha ha ha!" I laugh from time to time.
I like to brag. I am a little girl, and I like to brag.
One day, while my mother was away, I finished my homework and had nothing to do, so I was going to hold a "fashion show".
I opened the closet and found some clothes I like better. The first one is a skirt. I looked around in front of the mirror and put some Pose, which felt good.
I put on the second one. The second one is my favorite princess dress. I quickly put it on and looked at myself carefully in the mirror. What seems to be missing? I thought and thought, yes, that's it! I secretly took out all my mother's cosmetics again. I brushed my eyebrows and put on my mother's lipstick. Ha, how beautiful! I jumped for joy!
I walked around in front of the mirror like a fashion model. Just then, I heard a burst of footsteps. Oh, no, mom's home! I quickly hid behind the door, but my mother found me. My mother scolded me angrily.
Hey, do you think I like to brag?
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