Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - How to write an essay when meeting interesting people

How to write an essay when meeting interesting people

1. Composition: The most interesting person I met during the holiday

It was cloudless, the sky was clear, and there was a fresh smell in the air. One of the most interesting things in my winter vacation happened on this day.

My brother and I were jumping up and down in the playground, like two naughty and happy little rabbits. Suddenly, we froze like two wooden figures, with four eyes staring straight at one place. It turned out that we found a mysterious cave, with a green light coming out of the cave, and two big characters written directly above it. "Haunted House". My brother hid behind me with a "whoosh" sound, and asked in a trembling voice: "Sister...do we...want to go in?" When my brother said this, I laughed out loud. My brother asked inexplicably: "Why are you laughing? "You're so scared and you still want to go in." "Please, sister, can you go talk to your parents?" said the younger brother. Fortunately, I was also somewhat interested, so I applied to my parents and got approval.

Ah! There is a world of difference between the eerie and terrifying atmosphere inside and the clear sky outside! We walked in cautiously, and the surrounding area became darker and darker. I couldn't help but feel a little scared, so I stood behind my brother involuntarily, and put my hands on his shoulders, maybe a little tight. My brother said: "Sister, don't be afraid, I will Protect you!" Suddenly, a gust of cold wind came from the side, and a pale woman with disheveled hair, all in white, jumped out, and let out a ghost-like smile, which scared my scalp and made me break into a cold sweat: "Oh my god, Sadako is here!" The younger brother was indifferent at this time. He shouted: "Oh my god! Why does this person have so much dandruff!" I was stunned and my younger brother's words made me feel even more ridiculous. I didn't expect him to be so naive. , cute, it’s true that "newborn calves are not afraid of tigers!" At this time, a ghost wearing a mask also popped up and shouted: "Give me candy!" "Glutty ghost!" said the younger brother unhappily.

In this way, we finished walking through the haunted house. Accompanied by my brother, the adventure turned into a "funny show". After we came out, we were laughing so hard. The younger brother said proudly: "You said I would be scared, but I think those ghosts were scared by us!" This sentence made the whole family burst into laughter. 2. Write a 900-word essay on how to be an interesting person

Wang Xiaobo once divided people into interesting and boring people. In a boring era and boring society, it is not easy to be an interesting person. .

Throughout history, there have been many saints, but not many interesting ones. Su Dongpo is an interesting person. The ancients said that there are four great joys in life. Su Dongpo believed that there are not only four but sixteen joys in life: boating on a clear stream in shallow water; Climb the tower to look at the mountains; walk leisurely by the Liuyin embankment; smile in front of the Huawu bottle; hear the bells in the temple across the river; play the flute next to the east under the moon; wake up in the morning with half a stick of tea incense; be tired in the afternoon and have a rattan pillow; open the urn and don't thank Tao; receive guests. No clothes on; begging for fame; flowers blooming; poultry flying over and talking to themselves; guests coming to the spring to cook tea; playing the harp and listening to the music.

From these sixteen happy things, we can see that Su Dongpo loved life very much, was optimistic about the world, and knew how to enjoy life. He was an interesting person.

Interesting, has nothing to do with identity, status, or age. People who are interesting and humorous are not sanctimonious academics, but people who are full of understanding. Only such people can find endless fun in ordinary life, and they are worth living and liking for a lifetime. 3. How to write an interesting composition

There are joys, sorrows, sorrows, and many interesting things in our lives. They are as countless as the stars in the sky; they are as countless as the colorless shells on the seashore. The most unforgettable thing for me is this interesting thing!

When I was in first grade, I really wanted to grow up. Occasionally, I heard someone say: "You know, I heard that eating salt can help you grow up faster!" "Is it true? I'm going to give it a try when I get home!" said another person. I couldn't bear it anymore after hearing this, so I hurriedly ran home and secretly took a bag of salt and walked into my mother's room when my mother wasn't paying attention. I grabbed a spoon and got to work.

I tasted it: it was too salty. I had no choice but to sacrifice my beloved snacks in order to grow taller quickly. Alas... I poured the salt on the potato chips little by little, then held my breath and stuffed the potato chips into my mouth. I thought This way it won't be salty anymore. But I was wrong. Salt is still salt after all, it is salty. Forget it, in order to grow up, why not just be salty? What’s the big deal! Thinking of this, I picked up the salt bag again and poured a lot of it into my mouth. I picked up a glass of water and poured it into my mouth. I drank a lot of salt water at once. It was so salty that I never dared to do this again, nor did I. I packed up and ran out to play.

In the evening, my father returned home after being out for a day and found a bag of salt lying on the ground with a lot of snacks next to it. My father thought to himself: This must be Xiao Jinjin’s doing, it’s only mine. Most snacks. Under my father's questioning, I had no choice but to explain the whole story clearly. After hearing this, my father said something to me sincerely, and I nodded in understanding.

Since then, I have never made a similar mistake again, but it has also become a footprint in my childhood, a footprint that I cannot forget. 4. Composition: How to write an interesting thing

You can recall an interesting thing you encountered, such as this composition of mine.

An interesting thing

For me, there are many interesting things growing up. They are as numerous and bright as the stars in the night sky. Among them there is one star that is the brightest and most dazzling.

That day, I got up listlessly. "Ah!" My mother suddenly screamed, "There are... there are... old... old... mice!" As soon as I heard this, I became energetic for some reason. I thought: Mouse, mouse! I usually can't find you when I look for it, but today you brought it to your door yourself! I have to play you to death. "Hurry! We're in the living room!" I quickly got dressed and went straight to the living room. "I saw it! Look at my 'Nine Yin White Bone Claws'" Haha, look at how you run? "Did you catch it?" Mom asked me, and I said loudly: "Caught it!" Just then I relaxed, and the mouse took the opportunity to use its "iron and copper teeth." "Ah...it hurts." I saw two teeth marks on my fingers. It seems that my "magic weapon" is still indispensable for hunting mice. I went to the bathroom and took out my "rat stick" - a broom. "Hurry up, we're in the bedroom!" Mom screamed. "Oh" I agreed. When I got to the bedroom, I started sweeping around. I had to force it out, but the mouse seemed to be unable to bear it any longer and finally ran out. Seeing my "mouse stick method", the mouse was dodging left and right, and suddenly it hit the wall. I took the opportunity to put it on the express train to the West with a stick.

This is the most interesting thing to me. Do you find it interesting? 5. Composition 'Interesting'

Fairy tale composition

Lao Huan, Lao Huan and Lao Xiao ran up to the ancient castle. The ancient castle was really scary and gloomy, and there was no breath at all. From time to time, a few eight-legged spiders hung down. Lao Xiao hugged Lao Huan tightly, and finally climbed to the highest floor, but the door opposite was tightly closed. "What should we do, Lao Huan, we can't get in." Go." Lao Xiao said worriedly, "Let's take a closer look." Lao Huan looked at the door, but unfortunately he couldn't find any reliable clues. "That's all it can do." Lao Huan frowned, "Yeah, yeah, yeah... I kick, I kick, I kick..." Lao Huan kicked for a long time, but the door wouldn't budge. Lao Huan's feet were numb, and they stamped their feet anxiously. "Don't waste your efforts." A lazy voice came, and a white mist floated in, and it immediately turned into a light old man with a white beard. "Excuse me, are you--" Lao Huan and Lao Xiao looked curiously Looking at the old man with the white beard, "Haha," the old man with the white beard smiled at Lao Huan, "I am the guardian of the key to the magic god, the wise old man." The old man with the white beard touched his big white beard proudly. , "Great." Lao Xiao said, "By the way, can you lend us the Magic God Key?" Lao Xiao couldn't wait, "How naive!" The old man with the white beard said, "Then how can I borrow it? Where is the divine key?" Lao Huan asked politely, "It's very simple, as long as you can decipher the idioms I said." The old man with the white beard raised his eyes, "What did I think? It turns out that it's just a few idioms."

"Lao Xiao said it simply, but Lao Huan Lao Xiao is a veritable "little gangster" in school. He said that his studies were okay, but the endorsement tasks assigned by the teacher were not taken seriously at all, so naturally the comment became Lao Huan Lao Xiao. “Grandpa, can you give us half an hour to prepare? Lao Huan asked, "Well... okay then." "The old man with the white beard said.

Lao Huan pulled Lao Xiao and rushed down to the ancient castle, "Old Huan, what on earth are you going to do? Lao Xiao asked the panicked Lao Huan, "Let's go to the bookstore!" "Lao Huan said, they came to the old witch, "Please, give us a little time. "Lao Huan finished speaking and ran out, followed by Lao Xiao. The old witch stared blankly at Lao Huan and Lao Xiao in the distance, but she knew that Bai Bai was in her hands, and no matter what, they would come back.

The two of them came to the music bookstore, "Boss... bring me a collection of postscripts..." Lao Huan was so tired that he couldn't breathe, and Lao Xiao was also panting. Lao Huan was hurrying up now. , it takes 7 minutes to get to the bookstore, and 14 minutes to return to the ancient city. Should she use the remaining 16 minutes to memorize all the quotes? He took out a small magic bag, sprinkled some powder on it, and chanted: Tian Lingling, Earth Lingling, #,, #~! ", the book was destroyed immediately! It turned out that Lao Huan used the leftover invisibility pills from last time to make powder, thinking that it might be useful in the future, but he didn't expect that it would actually come in handy. Lao Xiao jumped up happily: "Great, It’s really yours! "Keep your voice down." "Lao Huan said, "Wait a moment, I will flip through the book, and you will answer. "Everyone was surprised at this. The books are invisible. Can Lao Huan still see it? Of course, because Lao Huan is wearing perspective glasses! Hehehaha...

The old man with the white beard looked at his watch. , why haven’t you come yet? Could it be that you ran away because you were afraid? The old man with the white beard is scratching his head, and Lao Huan and Lao Xiao have arrived at the scene, “Old man with the white beard! Lao Xiao called, "Are you all ready?" The old man asked, "Well, I'll answer." "Lao Xiao sat next to Lao Huan with great interest, "Okay, please listen to the question -" the old man with the white beard curled his lips, "Kong Ming made a big plan for an empty city -" "Save danger into safety. "The old man replied with a smile on his face, "Lao Bao settled the case——" "A black face but not a black heart. "Lao Xiao answered without thinking again. The old man with the white beard also saw that these two children had some abilities and wanted to ask some difficult questions. "Swish, swish, swish. "The old bearded old man was flipping through the book, and Lao Huan was also flipping through the collection of sayings. "King Zhou You lit the beacon tower -" "The daughter smiled. "Lin Chong broke into the White Tiger Hall -" "Go straight in." "Jia Mu is crying in the Grand View Garden——" "Everyone has his own sadness." "Lao Xiao jumped up and pointed at the old man, asking her for such a simple question. Did he think she was a fool? The bearded old man's face turned red as he said, "That's right, haha. "Lao Huan was also thinking and laughing at the side, "You are a smart old man, I think he is a fool! "When Lao Xiao heard what Lao Huan said, he became more and more energetic as he spoke, "That's enough! The old man with the white beard got angry, "I'll make another one, and I'll make sure you don't do it!" "The old man said, "My big son, I'm Hu Bai——" This sentence really stumped Lao Huan and Lao Xiao. They looked at me and I looked at you. No one could figure out the answer to the riddle. Come, The Adventures of Old Laughter: Save the Earth 6. Write a 900-word essay on how to become an interesting person

I believe everyone in the country knows about the recent Yushu earthquake. It was a 7:1 magnitude earthquake that occurred on April 14. At this time, this earthquake affected the hearts of everyone who was watching. Everyone's heart was tugged, and they saw people being rescued one after another. When it came out, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. It was so good! Some people were moved to tears by the words, and some people gave the big thumbs up to the doctors, nurses, police officers and soldiers. , Well done! I am proud, proud, and happy for them. I want to say thank you for your efforts. These people ignore their own safety for ours. This is so touching! This is a touching thing I wrote.

An interesting person I have a classmate, his name is Zhao Zhiwei, he is a very interesting person, the interesting thing is that he talks to schoolgirls from time to time, and has an effeminate tone. All the classmates in our class think he is very interesting. I wonder what you think of him? Now let me talk about his performance in school in detail. He always makes some strange masculine sounds in class, and he always makes us laugh in class. For example: he will say YES, OK, etc. Waiting for a lot. But it made us laugh to death. Only girls would say words like "hate"~, but now it's come back. He actually said it, and sometimes he's even more girly than girls among girls. Sometimes he is gentle like a girl, and sometimes he is as fierce as a big monster. He is extremely scary. He is really a two-faced person. I can't figure it out. I think he is very interesting. Do you think he is interesting? I think you must be the same.

She has a chubby body and even her hands are chubby. She, I think is actually very interesting. She is my deskmate - Shen Yufei.

She was once called "Three Circles" by my close friends and I. What are "three circles"? Listen to me slowly. The meaning of "three circles" is: Shen Yufei's head is round, her body is round, and even her hands are round. Note that her head, body and hands are not round like circles, otherwise she will They are aliens.

Her voice can be said to be ever-changing. When the person behind her shouted: "Fat Shen, come forward and take a seat (let me explain, that person means to let Shen Yufei's seat Go forward)." After that, Shen Yufei replied in a slightly coy voice: "No!" If you were there, you would definitely feel like vomiting. If someone steps on her feet, uses her things, or hits her, I guarantee you will survive. Because she can only scare you with her voice, which is an imitation of a male voice. If you are punched by her, don't worry, her round hands will be harmless.

I heard that she wants to write a novel recently. Everyone must support her, because I, a "bad friend", also participated in writing it! 7. Composition for the third grade of primary school: What interesting things happened to me

Many "stories" will happen in everyone's life, happy, sad, angry, regretful... what happened not long ago A "story" that makes me laugh just thinking about it.

During the summer vacation, my father brought back many bags of soy sauce when he went to Shandong. In order to preserve them better, my mother put them in the Coke bottles I had drunk before, and then put the Coke filled with soy sauce The bottles were neatly placed on the balcony, along with bottles of Coke that I had yet to drink.

July 5th is my birthday. My father, mother, uncle and sister all gathered at my home to congratulate me.

My mother was stewing chicken and fish in the kitchen, and made many delicious dishes. Seeing these are my favorite delicacies, my saliva was almost flowing out, and I was yelling. The birthday party starts soon. Dad set the table, put down the bowls and chopsticks, poured wine and drinks, and was very busy. Everything was ready, I quickly placed the cake in the center of the table. The birthday party has begun! I lit the candles, and my parents, uncle, and my jumping sister sang a birthday blessing song for me. During the birthday song, I blew out the candles. My mother took out the Coke from the balcony and poured me a large glass of Coke. Today is my birthday, I should toast everyone and thank them for their blessings. As soon as the cola enters my mouth, it feels salty. What a taste! I spit the coke on the ground and everyone was stunned. What's the matter? My mother also thought it was strange. She picked up the Coke and smelled it. Hahahaha, she laughed. It turned out to be soy sauce! When my father and uncle came back to their senses, they burst into laughter, and my sister even screamed, her laughter deafening.

This birthday will be deeply remembered by me because of my mother’s carelessness. Now my parents often laugh at me about this "little episode". As for me, I feel secretly funny when I think about it. Ha ha! ! ! 8. How to write a 171-word essay about interesting things

An interesting thing There are many "stories" in everyone's life, happy, sad, angry... childhood ones A "story" that I still find interesting when I think about it.

I remember when I was five years old, I had just learned to ride a bicycle (a four-wheeled bicycle). In order to show off to my friends, I often rode it "swaggering through the streets" in the community. Today, the weather is clear and crisp, and I really want to ride a bicycle.

So, I took it out and called my father, mother and grandma to show them my "real skills". Since my grandma felt very sorry for me and wanted me to ride slower, she smiled and made a little joke with me, "**, be careful on the road. Don't ride too fast. We are not responsible for any injuries you may get if you fall!" I listened. Finally, remember grandma’s words.

After saying goodbye to my father, mother and grandma, I rode towards the small garden. I ride faster and faster, like a happy bird.

As I rode, I thought to myself: Look, how fast and well this girl rides, she will soon break the world record. But something unexpected happened, and just when I was feeling so proud, my car was hit by a pebble on the road, and it began to stagger and dance "disco". I also started to sway, and all of a sudden, I was on my back... …I looked at the bleeding wound sadly, and really wanted to run home and ask my grandma to bandage it for me, but when I thought about grandma saying that it hurt from the fall, they were irresponsible, so I gave up the idea.

Dejectedly, I took out a napkin from my pocket, wiped the blood from the wound, and then pushed my bicycle, like a defeated rooster, and limped home. . When I got home, my family saw the injury on my leg and asked me anxiously what happened.

I told them everything. Grandma smiled and nodded my head: "What a little fool! I was just joking with you, why did you take it seriously! Come on, I'll bandage it for you."

After that, He took me to the small room to bandage my wound. An interesting thing. When I think about this, I always laugh at how stupid I was! Today, Zhang Yu and I were playing badminton accidentally and the badminton "flyed" onto the roof.

I threw the racket several times to no avail. The badminton was parked on the roof and was swaying "slyly" and looking at me! I was so anxious that I "took turns" with two rackets. As a result, even the rackets went up to the roof. It was really "losing my wife and losing my troops"! This made us very anxious. You should know that it is rare for Zhang Yu and I to play golf together, not to mention that this pair of rackets is a new one! By the way, throwing pebbles, oh no, it's useless. Jump up and you can't reach it.

What to do? Just when we were running around in a hurry, a cleaning lady who was cleaning gave us a good idea: "If you want to take something, look around to see if there are any tools you can use!" So we "scouted" around, I found a long bamboo pole lying quietly on the wall not far from the entrance of the garden, as if waiting for our reuse. I said "Thank you!" to the aunt, and ran over quickly, dragging the bamboo pole to the roof. Zhang Yu proudly said to the roof: "Hey, don't be so arrogant this time. Let's see who is taller." "The bamboo pole was too heavy. We worked together and used all our strength to finally lift the bamboo pole above our heads and lean it against the roof. We gently moved the racket and ball and they fell to the ground... I took it. When we were happily holding the bamboo pole, the owner of the roof came out from the balcony and shouted to us aggressively: "Children, take the bamboo pole away quickly! Be careful of getting someone..." Zhang Yu and I were stunned and thought to ourselves Why are you so fierce? Do you think we are thieves? So like robots, we obeyed the master's instructions, fearfully dragging the bamboo poles and putting them in place.

Fortunately, he scolded us a few times and didn't do anything to us. On the way home, I was still secretly rejoicing: It doesn't matter if I get scolded, the racket and ball are finally back in our hands.

1 answer 5 English composition Introduce yourself, be simple. Fifth grade level 1 answer 10 I beg for a simple English universal composition and the beginning and ending sentences. It must be original and translated online.

0 answers 15 English essays on the topic of unforgettable dinner, 0 answers Essay about understanding of university life. Looking for an 800-word essay title Understanding of university life. More questions waiting for your answer gt; gt; Other answers* **3 When night falls, the place where pedestrians on the road want to rush back is home.

I have a happy family. In life, some interesting things often happen to us. When we think about it now, we still remember it vividly.

On Sunday afternoon, my father smiled at me mysteriously and said, "Let's hold a family quiz competition!" "What?" I shouted. "Are we going to hold a quiz competition?" The mother in the kitchen heard the sound and rushed over.

"Then let me be your opponent." She said to me.

When I saw that my opponent was not my father, I couldn't help but secretly rejoice, and answered confidently: "Okay!" The competition officially started. The host father cleared his throat and gave us the first question: " The Five Sheep Qun Sculpture is the symbol of which city in my country? "" Di----" I quickly jumped up and replied: "Guangzhou City!" "Yes, add 10 points!" I was so happy at this time, I was really a little complacent. . Then my father asked another question: "Does having money mean happiness?" "Of course it does!" I said, "That's not necessarily true!" My mother retorted, "Having money is not the real thing." Happiness requires spiritual satisfaction! ""Correct answer, plus 10 points"

I listen. 9. Composition: How to write an interesting thing

Let me comfort you! Come and eat the snacks I made.

"I said, it must be Dad: "Dad will definitely like my special gift, but I put a little salt in it. Dad walked in. I held up my special gift, the "mousetrap", and handed it to my father.

Saying it loudly, I said goodbye to the teacher and took the bus back to my warm home! This is my special gift to you, please accept it. "Unexpectedly, as soon as my father took my gift, he was bitten by my gift, and a burst of noise interrupted my snickering.

I thought. Thinking about it, I couldn't help but

Suddenly." I said with a mysterious smile.

Just do it. Dad stuck out his tongue after eating, and I quickly poured a glass of water, but he said, "When Dad drank it, it felt very salty. It was the day your dad came back from Haikou!" "Really!" "Dad has been on a business trip to Haikou for almost half a month. Mom and I miss him very much!" Mom said with a smile.

"Okay, I will give Dad a special surprise - 'Plot'. I started to do my homework, and Dad screamed in pain.

My mother and I laughed, Dad pretended to be very angry! Mom said loudly.

"Really, after I finish my homework, I will eat the delicious food cooked by my mother." After eating, my mother said to me: "Today is a special day!" "What day:" Dad: "Let me serve it!" I thought: Dad is most afraid of spicy food, so I put some in Dad's bowl. An interesting thing happened - my father was "plotted" after school: "Today?" I asked curiously: "It was my daughter who poured it! We had to give him a little surprise, so we asked our mother to open the door and hid behind the door. , I took off my sleeves and started doing it excitedly: First, I used a piece of sponge and a plastic clip to make a "mousetrap" as a gift for my dad.

I thought: "Okay." . 10. Write about the characteristics of the family, you can write about interesting things that have happened at home, you can write about difficulties encountered

Grandma is 60 years old this year. She is tall and always wears neat clothes. He has shiny black hair and looks like a middle-aged man in his 40s.

Do you know why grandma is so young? Because Nai is a fashionable old lady!

Grandma likes to surf the Internet very much. That time, my cousin and I were having fun. She came over and asked us to teach her. She also asked us: "Is it easy to crawl on this Internet?" We laughed.

Grandma didn’t dare to eat fatty meat. Grandpa asked her to eat a small piece. She kept saying, “It’s too big. How can I keep in shape?” When it comes to eating, I have I have a question, why is my grandma so rich even though she barely eats any fat? Grandma hates salty food very much. One time, when making dumplings at home, grandpa didn't put a spoonful of salt. But grandma said it was quite salty and wouldn’t eat it!

This is my grandma, a fashionable old lady.