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My favorite composition for the Spring Festival Evening
Just like drinking at the end of each year, you must watch the Spring Festival Gala on New Year's Eve, even if you don't pay attention. This year is no exception. I watched and walked, but I still watched several programs and wrote down the most in my eyes:
The most anticipated memory-the reunion of Little Tiger.
After watching the program in the evening, I finally decided that Little Tiger was on the Spring Festival Gala. To tell the truth, I don't know from which year, I don't have any expectations for the Spring Festival Evening, although there are bright spots every year; I'm not too disappointed with the Spring Festival Gala. After all, it is hard for everyone to see it every year, and it is even harder to adjust it every year. However, this year, because of Little Tiger, I have expectations for the Spring Festival Gala. Moreover, this has become the only thing worth looking forward to in the 20 10 Spring Festival. It's not that I'm a groupie, but there's nothing to look forward to this Spring Festival. In addition, Little Tiger represents not only a group, but also several stars, which should be many happy memories of the post-80s childhood and adolescence. When the familiar melody "string up your heart, string up a clover, string up a concentric circle" sounded, those times of repeated listening came back to my heart. After more than ten years, all three tigers have become big tigers, but they are still so sunny and handsome, especially the darling tiger, haha ~ ~
The most appropriate sketch-a sentence
The first time I met Niu Li, it was a long time ago in her TV series Amazing Double Pride, and then I fell in love with this powerful and beautiful actor. Later, I read some of her sketches one after another. Although not as red as Uncle Zhao, they all performed well. Today's sketch should be very timely, focusing on the common phenomenon of mutual suspicion between husband and wife and lovers, plus an expanded interpretation. I have seen the original paragraph of this sketch on the internet before, but it has been adapted into a sketch and revived. And Guo's performance is nothing to say. This is also the most serious Spring Festival Gala program in our family. Looking at it immediately reminds me of narcissism and yellow children's shoes. We can solemnly say that if this matter is put on them, then this sketch will definitely not be performed. In the new year, first praise the couple.
The most special voice-the natural sound of Faye Wong.
I haven't seen you for years, but Faye Wong's voice is still so beautiful and special. A "Legend", with a dreamy and beautiful background, beautiful melody and Faye Wong's unique voice, is really beautiful.
The Most Confused Program-Textual Research on Hundred Family Names?
Until now, I still don't understand what the purpose of this program is to let that little girl named Sunny carry people on her back. Encourage little friends to learn from her endorsement? Pass on the truth of "memorizing more points"? This rote learning is quite abnormal. Any child with a good memory can play behind his back. It is ok to challenge an entertainment program and perform it once. High-standard New Year's Eve-Spring Festival Gala is too much ~ ~ Forgive me for thinking: Whose child is this? I just went to the internet to look at the program. I searched for a long time and found it in a small corner of the host's column. It's amazing ~ ~
The most incredible miracle-Liu Qian's close-up magic
Liu Qian's magic always surprises people. Although after last year's Spring Festival Gala, Liu Qian's high appearance rate was disgusting. He almost turned on a channel, no matter how handsome his brother is, no matter how good the program is, he hangs around in front of him all day and gets tired of watching it for a long time. However, there is no doubt that his magic is excellent. And his close-up magic is more worth looking forward to. From beginning to end, it got better and better, especially the last one reached through the glass and took the coin under it. It's really amazing. I can't think of a reason to break my head in my life. It's amazing.
The warmest hand in hand-chorus of old and new children
I found that there are quite a few chorus songs this year, from Little Tiger to children's chorus songs, and then to online chorus songs. If the most anticipated memory is Little Tiger, then the warmest memory will become the chorus of old children. "Let's paddle", "Happy Festival" and "Where is Spring", I heard the most songs on Children's Day when I was a child. It is a different feeling that such a child is sung by a respected old artist. Tell your little sister that Li Guyi is getting cuter and cuter, with pink face and black-rimmed glasses, just like an elderly doll. Then there is the new children's chorus of three little basin friends. The sweet and clear voice didn't shout out any impurities, and the children's voice is always the purest, pure enough to penetrate the heart. When three old artists and three children held hands, the whole stage became warm.
The saddest song-online song chorus
After zero, a lot of sensational online songs, such as weddings and lovers, came out. Fortunately, my father went back to his hometown and lit some water lamps, and my mother went to bed. Otherwise, this series of songs will be heard by them and will not be allowed this year. It's rare that the old couple didn't educate me like this recently, so they all came to join in the fun in the Spring Festival Evening. Depressed and sad. Hey, the first sigh of the new year ~ ~ ~
The strangest thing-lazy people update in the early morning of New Year's Day.
Having said that, what is the strangest thing about 20 10 Spring Festival travel rush? Of course, I actually wrote this diary in the early morning of New Year's Day after watching the Spring Festival Evening, and watched the first scene of 20 10. It should be the first time to watch the Spring Festival Gala every year, but I still remember it vividly. Unprecedented diligence is absolutely a miracle for a lazy person like me ~ ~
The oldest pen collection-Happy New Year to everyone
Starting from today, when there is still a long time to go, the news of New Year's greetings began to flow in an endless stream, and I didn't forget this in my last diary last year. However, on New Year's Day,
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