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Pious classical Chinese

1. Fu Qian translated classical Chinese anonymously and was good at Chunqiu, which will be a note. I want to mention the similarities and differences. I gave up my name when I heard the biography of Cui Lieji's protege.

Rent food for fierce people. Whenever you are talking, you should eavesdrop on the walls of the house. I know I can't surpass myself, and I can't reach it.

Very long. If you hear it, you'll never know who it is. However, if you know nothing about your name, you will doubt it. Tomorrow morning, when I was awake, I let out a cry: "Zi Shen!

Zishen! "If you are sincere, you will be friendly.

Fu Qian is good at Spring and Autumn Annals, so he should make a note. He wants to ask for different opinions. I heard that Cui lied.

When he called his protege to give a lecture, he remained anonymous and was hired to cook for Cui Lie's protege. Every time it's time to start a lecture,

Go to the outer wall to eavesdrop when you are devout. Later, I felt that Cui Lie was not as good as myself, so I gradually talked to the students about Cui Lie.

Advantages and disadvantages. Cui Lie didn't know who this man was when he heard about it. But he had already heard the name of dedication, his heart.

Doubting this person is piety. The next morning, Cui Lie came to Fu Qian's residence. Before he woke up, he shouted, "Son!

Watch out! Zishen! "Fu Qian woke up and unconsciously agreed, so the two became good friends.

2. The classical Chinese sentence with the word "Yi" clearly wants to write "Postscript": "Guangdong has been crossing the south since the Song Dynasty, plundering gold to promote chaos and stealing handles, ranking first in the country.

As a result, the banner of loyalty and righteousness was suppressed and the mouth was full of poison. What a pity! "Southern Song Dynasty Xie Lingyun's" Regret for the Past ":"While enjoying priceless treasures, the grandson is thousands of miles away. Peter really loves him, so he dares to imitate him. "

Liu Zhou of the Northern Qi Dynasty: "Short-lived as Shi Huo. Live too long, only virtue can make love immortal. " I'm in charge.

-"Poetry, Wind and Quiet Girl" Yu Jiaqi can take the ancient road and write "Shi Shuo" to make it. -Tang Hanyu's "Shi Shuo" tasted a nuclear boat and covered the big Su Pan Chibi Cloud.

The Story of the Nuclear Ship is the most complicated and demanding, and Gong () is the protagonist of this book. -Mingji Chen ru's "Fu Jie Atlas Yuan Gong Family Temple" aroused my search.

-"Poetry, Zhou Song, Si Wen" is very awkward. -Don Li Weichao's Biography of Liu Yi, and Chen Qing Hui Zhen's Seven Things of Crossing the River: "The arrest of the head in the DPRK is the most poisonous.

Wang Zhi and Liu Jin took advantage of this, which was not only fierce to the country, but also to their bodies. "。

The servant of Lv Zu who wrote in classical Chinese all his life heard a joke when he was a child: Once upon a time, he was extremely poor, but he devoted his life to Lv Zu (referring to Lv Dongbin). Touching my heart, I suddenly fell to my home and saw my abject poverty. When I think about it, I must help it. Because I pointed my finger at the stone in its yard, it suddenly turned into gold and said, what do you want? The man bowed again: I don't want to. Lv Zu was overjoyed and said, If Zicheng is so sincere, he can grant Zi Lu. The man said, otherwise, I want your fingers and ears. Servant at that time, the private call this solid theory of ear, if it is really Lv Zu, it must be referred to. Today, The Romance of the West Chamber is Lv Zu's finger, and those who get it point everywhere, all made of gold.

(Selected from Jin Shengtan's Reading the Calligraphy of the Sixth Talented Person and Three Complete Works of Jin Shengtan, Jiangsu Ancient Books Publishing House, 1985)

4. His name is Yue (1465- 1526), his name is Qian Fu, his name is, he is a lucky man. Hongzhi has been a scholar for nine years. Except for imperial history. Patrol midtown, manage Hedong salt policy, and have a good record. In the first year of Jian 'an, officials were charged with crimes, and Minister Li and the Governor were reprimanded. The castration of Liu Jin and the evil Li Yue disintegrated his party, and he was fined 500 meters for other things. After Jin was defeated, he became the magistrate and sought an agreement to move to Sichuan. With the help of Pingsifang, you are the governor of Shanxi. Sejong acceded to the throne and took charge of the trilateral military affairs in Shaanxi through the assistant minister of the Ministry of War. Li Yue has been a soldier for a long time, expecting many enemies, and has repeatedly made meritorious military service. In the second year of Jiajing (1523), the traffic jam was called back without warning. Into the right suggestion, the governor transported grain, the governor Fengyang house, into the hands of Douchayuan. In the fourth year of Jiajing, he presented money to the people as an official of the Ministry of War and a battalion commander. Due to repeated neglect, he became an official on September 15, Jiajing five years, but died of illness on November 21, at the age of 62. The gift to the prince was less insurance and simplicity.

Excerpt from Baidu Encyclopedia

5. Praise a person's modesty with ancient prose.

Be considerate of others and respect the knowledgeable and capable 7A68696416FE78988E6983313336376538. Smell it in the morning and correct it at night.

Describe the speed of correcting mistakes. After moving, I taught him to leave his seat with a cup and drink it in front of each other for consultation.

Metaphor takes the initiative to ask for advice. Listen attentively, all ears.

Say friendly words when inviting others to speak. Listen carefully.

Sincerity: respect. Respect and sincerity.

Fragrant flowers support support: support. Originally a Buddhist.

It refers to offering sacrifices with incense and flowers, which is a ritual of Buddhism. Metaphor after pious salute.

Empty mind: modesty; Valley: Valley. My heart is as deep and wide as a valley.

The description is modest and can accommodate other people's opinions. Small country with few people, small country with few people.

Listen to all ears. False self, accepting others' opinions with an open mind.

Modesty, prudence and modesty: modesty; Note: Be careful. Be kind to others and be careful.

Even if the lead knife is not sharp, it can cut things if used properly occasionally. Metaphor can sometimes be very useful for people with ordinary talents.

Say more modest words to ask for appointment. Approachable, affable to people, no shelf, easy to approach.

It also means that the text is easy to understand. Corporal Lixian treats people with courtesy, and makes friends with talents regardless of rank.

Respect, respect, Sang Zi, those who love and respect their hometown, respect the old and love the young, respect; Kindness: love. Respect the elderly and care for children.

Respect the elderly and love the virtuous, respect the elderly or people with noble character and outstanding talents. Respect for the elderly and pity for the poor: the elderly; Pity: pity.

Respect the elderly and pity those with poor families. Describe a person's good character of humility and friendliness.

Respect for the elderly and love for the poor: the elderly.

6. Ancient Chinese has the word Lang, which is confusing in Confucianism and meaning, and the official road is fresh and clear. -A song by Li Duanfu, the magistrate in Ming, Huang and three provinces.

The morning star is lonely, and Xiao Yue is clear. -Xue Ming's "Xuan Chu Fa"

When the clouds decline, the west knows. -Wang Fuzhi and Xiong Nangong visited in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties.

Yunnan is as wide as the palm of your hand, and Han Yin is as clear as a cloud. -Smith went hunting.

Runan is full of talented people, if people are clearer. -Ming Ou gives Zhang.

As soon as you lean against the fence after the rain, you can look around and see the sky is clear. -Miao Qing baojuan after the rain.

After thousands of years of rolling, it is clear and clear. -Lin Ming's Twenty Poems of Guangzhai (He Huiweng) is one of them.

After the rain, the sky is clear and the mind is open and cheerful. -Qing Zai Chun looked at the western hills after the rain.

The spring breeze is light and the wind is light, and the hundred miles are cheerful. -Gao Ming Panlong Tour Yandang Mountain.

The waves are burning and the rocks are jumping happily. -Xu Ming Ji Churi

The cloud is at its top, and Zhuo Wufang is in high spirits. -Modern Qiu Rubin's Tomb Exhibition Putian

Slightly exposed to Tingzhou, suddenly enlightened. -Wen Qing Xing Rui saw it in the book From tengxian to Rongxian Road.

Look at the ancient and modern caves, and the ghosts are also cheerful. Qing Yang Yizhen will return to Su Sheng.

I am drunk, I am sad, and the world should be cheerful. -Vae will win this bitter rain.

After the hurdle, I was in high spirits, and there was no one on the mountain. -Qing Xu Yi Song crossed the ridge.

Slightly gloomy and cheerful, Huan Yun is more violent. -Qing Zeng studied classics and suffered from fever.

Children are cheerful and come and go freely. -Modern Shen Zufen's Early Poems

I wish Feng Yi a toast, and please release Jiang Tianlang. -Yue sees Jinshan in the rain

If you don't raise a rooster earlier, when will the sun shine? -Qing Yun Ge The ancient meaning is eight.

Lin Fei blows the beach and the wind is clear, and the gorge shadows the Lang Yue of Shenbo River. -Xue Mingxuan continues the journey of cuckoo

After getting up, I missed all the clocks, and most of them were returning to the stars and the moon. -Lu Songnan Gong Junyi Hui bamboo stick

There is no harm in crossing the street. A dust-free moon. -Yuan Anonymous is everywhere.

Now the wind is clear and the moon is bright, the golden boy is flying, and the Aojia Mountain is beautiful. —— Wang Yuan Jichang Shuilongyin

Looking at the moon, the sky keeps wild clouds busy. -Jing 'anjiang Pavilion in Qing Dynasty

Sacred agreement with heavenly heart, moral punishment is announced. -Ming, a native of Huanghuai, is one of the twelve ancient imitators.

After sleeping soundly on the pillow in the afternoon, I feel happy and cheerful. -Wu Ming and Bi went to bed.

Without waiting for the horse to glance, human nature has been declared. -Song Zhuxi's first of 20 songs about house life.

After a thousand years, the humanities will flourish again. -Yuan Anxi sealed the dragon and recited its seven springs in Mongolia.

Draw a picture of the hexagrams, and publicize the People's Day. -Yu Ming's "Money Reading Easy"

As soon as the heaven and humanity are announced, everything will come out. -Xue, layup Wang Tongshou, down to Yi Shu.

Third, restore the glory and rebuild the Five Classics. -Ming Xuanzong Zhang's Poems of Emperor Zude, Chapter 9, Section 5

In the era of human prosperity, it is important to publicize Lang Lang, and the famous ethical code has been eliminated. —— Yue Ruan Yu Xue in Ming District, Chu Shi Zhitang Ai Cheng

Recently, law enforcement is particularly promising, and it should be accompanied by sunshine candles. -Xue Mingxuan used the first three rhymes again.

7. The original translation of classical Chinese is good in spring and autumn, and I can take notes. I want to mention similarities and differences. Hearing that Cui Lie had gathered his disciples to preach, he went incognito and rented food for his disciples. Whenever you are talking, you should eavesdrop on the walls of the house. I know I can't surpass myself, so let me talk about my shortcomings. If you hear it, you'll never know who it is. However, if you know nothing about your name, you will doubt it. When the flea arrived, it cried, "Zishen! Zishen! " If you are sincere, you will be friendly.

Fu Qian is good at the study of Chunqiu. He is going to take a note and want to refer to some different viewpoints. I heard that Cui Lie asked his disciples to speak Spring and Autumn Annals, so he anonymously asked Cui Lie's disciples to hire him to cook. Cui Lie stood outside the wall and eavesdropped every time she spoke. Knowing that Cui can't speak better than himself, I had a little chat with Cui Lie's students about Cui's gains and losses. Hearing this, Cui Lie couldn't guess who it was, but he had heard of Fu Qian and suspected it was him. The next morning, when Fu Qian was still sleeping, Cui Lie went to shout, "Zi Shen! Zishen! " I woke up and responded subconsciously. The two became good friends from then on.

8. Full-text translation of classical Chinese "Huan Shiqian draws an arrow with a tiger body"; Jin Huan Shi Qian has the ability to do things, and he is superb. My father and I were in Jingzhou, and in the hunting camp, we saw the tiger crouched by several arrows. Governors always know their bravery and draw their arrows. Shi Qian was in a hurry, pulled out an arrow, jumped fiercely, and Shi Qian also jumped, higher than the beast. Pull out another arrow and return. When people are sick, they say, "Huan Shiqian is here." If you are afraid of it, the patient will recover.

Huan Shiqian in the Jin Dynasty was very capable. He was born with a skinny ape arm. He followed his father Huan Huoji to Jingzhou. During a hunting trip, he saw a tiger being shot by several arrows. Knowing that he was brave, the generals made fun of him and asked him to pull an arrow. Huan Shiqian rushed over and pulled an arrow, and the tiger jumped up in pain. He jumped up, taller than the tiger. Huan Shiqian took the opportunity to pull another arrow. At that time, there were malaria patients, as long as they shouted in his ear, "Huan Shiqian is coming!" " "Sick people will get better because of fright.

I wish you progress in your study!