Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - What are the nearest leaves and Zhao Ritian stems?

What are the nearest leaves and Zhao Ritian stems?

Ye and Zhao Ritian are both humorous stalks.

The stalk comes from a female dormitory of a university in Beijing. Because of the cleanliness problem, one of the girls invited a big brother named Ye, who became popular on the Internet because of the male-dominated tone of romance novels! Zhao Ritian was not alone, but a song called "My name is Zhao Ritian". After Ye appeared, Zhao Ritian was immediately moved out to fight with him, better than Marisol who had lines.

Extended data:

Quotations related to this stalk

1, you just need to remember that my name is Ye.

I have 100 ways to keep you alive. If you want to try, you might as well play bright day with you!

Brother, don't make me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a blood shed!

Three generations of my family are military leaders, and both the atomic bomb and my grandfather participated in the research.

Yes, I am Ye. Your behavior is really cruel. If you think you have the strength to play with me, Chen Liang doesn't mind playing with me to the end.